101. The Principia Discordia V A discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. AN EPISKOPOS OFTHE discordian SOCIETY is one who prefers total autonomy, and creates his own http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/body.html

The Principia Discordia Fourth Edition Introduction Fifth Edition Introduction Hypertext Edition Introduction A jug of wine, A leg of lamb And thou! Beside me, Whistling in the darkness. Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order... The Book of Uterus 1;5 GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. GP: Maybe you are just crazy. Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true. GP: Is Eris true? Everything is true. GP: Even false things? Even false things are true. GP: How can that be? I don't know man, I didn't do it. GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives? To dissolve them. GP: Will you develop that point? No. GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax." GP: Is that the answer to my question? No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

102. Wealth Bondage: Discordian Universalism The inspiration for Synthesizing Universalist and discordian thought occurred inMarch 2005. I realized the Religious Left needed more voices. http://www.thehappytutor.com/archives/2005/04/discordian_univ.html

Wealth Bondage Serio Ludere Main April 18, 2005 Discordian Universalism Posted by The Happy Tutor Mathias Timidi Cono Klast, et. al., The inspiration for Synthesizing Universalist and Discordian thought occurred in March 2005. I realized the Religious Left needed more voices. And what could be farther left then a movement inspired by Unitarian, Universalist and Discordian thought? Why, in such whimsy do we sense a breakthrough? As with Voltaire? Style is all. Fear lurches right. Orthodoxy marches right in lock step for Freedom, trampling all who resist. The Rapture resembles Jonestown, as Rev Jim Jones is on Fox News, with Tom Delay, selling the Koolaid, and telling us that if we don't drink voluntarily, it will be forced down our throats, because we are with Jim Jones or against him. Then, in this moment of mandatory domestic Terror in comes a car full of clowns. Humor is not a distraction, but the solution. In Church, even, the shoulders start to shake, and it becomes contagious. "Look, I wasn't trying to be funny," says Rev Jones, stamping his foot peevishly, and the charismatic hoax ends in laughter. Posted by Tutor at April 18, 2005 07:38 AM

103. JOY OF PROPAGANDA CLOTHING NO LONGER DISCORDIAN OUTFITTERS OR MEME CARRIERS & KO JOY OF PROPAGANDA NO LONGER discordian OUTFITTERS. Greetings Sentient Meat,but alas you are to late? The Joy of Propaganda is now officially DEAD. http://www.joyofpropaganda.co.uk/

Greetings Sentient Meat, but alas you are to late? The Joy of Propaganda is now officially DEAD. Thanks to everyone who has supported us over the years, but the apple has rolled on and we are off to pastures golden! If for some reason you wish to contact us we can still be mailed for the time being at Any future activities's of the JOP Crew can now be discovered by visiting THE CHURCH OF THE BLESSED BREVITY

104. Perl-Date-Discordian RPM : Dries RPM Repository Summary Calculate the discordian date of a particular day *inverse_discordian()*,given a discordian date in the same format that discordian() emits, http://dries.studentenweb.org/apt/packages/perl-Date-Discordian/info.html

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105. Religion & Beliefs, Parody Religions, Discordian, WebRing Ring directory of Religion Beliefs, Parody Religions, discordian, .Lists WebRings by topic. Allows searching WebRing database of WebRings and http://dir.webring.com/rw?d=Religion___Beliefs/Parody_Religions/Discordian

106. Religion & Beliefs, Parody Religions, Discordian, WebRing Ring directory of Religion Beliefs, Parody Religions, discordian, .Lists WebRings by topic. Allows searching WebRing database of WebRings and http://dir.webring.com/rw?d=Religion___Beliefs/Parody_Religions/Discordian;forum

107. X-Day Averted By The Discordian Society In an unusual display of discordian harmony, members of the Ancient IlluminatedSeers of Bavaria joined forces with the JAMs, ELF, LDD, and the http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/X-Day98/POST-X-DAY/X0078_X-Day_ave

X-Day averted by the Discordian Society From: ghsst6@pop.pitt.edu (Geoff Spear) Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack Subject: X-Day averted by the Discordian Society Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:44:04 -0400 from the Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald-News-Sun-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch-Post and San Francisco Discordian Sweetmorn, 40 Confusion 3164 In an unusual display of Discordian harmony, members of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria joined forces with the JAMs, ELF, LDD, and the enigmatic MIB cabal to destroy a fleet of flying saucers, reportedly from the planet X, which was converging on Earth. It is alleged that the JAMs made use of their nuclear arsenal, although a spokesman for the group claims that the JAMs have no knowledge of any nuclear weapons being in the possession of any Discordian groups fnord. Hagbard Celine, spokesman for the LDD, denies rumors that the UFOs which were destroyed this morning were the ones prophesized by the Church of the SubGenius. "It's just one of those coincidences, you know?" he said. The Pentagon refused to comment on the reports of UFO activity, and

108. Hot Links deusx A discordian Coloring Book Frame - Where re my crayons? Tags art cooldiscordia discordian images religion weird http://dev.upian.com/hotlinks/tag/discordian

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110. Discordian's User Page - Last.fm Last.fm is an online radio station for sharing and streaming music. Every useron last.fm builds his/her own online record collection and taste profile, http://www.last.fm/user/Discordian/

Powered by Audioscrobbler about forums downloads upgrade account ... Help Username: Password: Sign up Forgot your password? Discordian Loading... Overview Charts Journal Groups ... Tags Recent Tracks No recently played tracks to display. Weekly Top Artists Sunday Aug 28 - Sunday Sep 4 Eurythmics Tom Waits Nitzer Ebb Marilyn Manson ... More weekly charts... Listen to music charts for Eurythmics, Tom Waits, Nitzer Ebb, Marilyn Manson, Lords of Acid User Registered on Aug 1, 2004 Last seen: 8 days ago 33 years old / Male Sweden Tracks played: Groups Sverige Sanity Assassins See all groups (2) ... Start Radio Click a button below to tune in with the Last.fm Player neighbour radio Discordian's radio loved tracks radio ... Find more stations... What you get when you sign up: Personal music profile Your own music charts Friends and neighbours Audioscrobbler plugin Discussion groups and forums Thousands of radio tracks Your own music journal Album art and artist information A pony Sign up now Take the tour Neighbours Mr Marmelade ... More neighbours...

111. Freshmeat.net: Project Details For Discordian-1.0 freshmeat maintains the Web s largest index of Unix and crossplatform open sourcesoftware. Thousands of applications are meticulously cataloged in the http://themes.freshmeat.net/projects/discordian10/

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112. Debian -- Libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl Perl extension for the discordian Calendar. This is a module that implementsthe discordian calendar made popular in the Illuminatus! http://packages.debian.org/testing/perl/libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl

Skip Site Navigation About Debian News Getting Debian ... Search [ Distribution: testing ] [ Section: perl Package: libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl (0.9.2) Perl extension for the Discordian Calendar This is a module that implements the Discordian calendar made popular in the "Illuminatus!" trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson and the Church of the SubGenius. It follows the DateTime API. Other Packages Related to libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl = depends = recommends = suggests libdatetime-locale-perl perl DateTime::Locale - Localization support for DateTime perl Larry Wall's Practical Extraction and Report Language Download libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl Download for all available architectures Architecture Files Package Size Installed Size all list of files Size is measured in kBytes. More Information on libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl Check for Bug Reports about libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl. Source Package: libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl , Download: [dsc] [libdatetime-calendar-discordian-perl_0.9.2.tar.gz] View the Debian changelog View the Jaldhar H. Vyas

113. Www.xmethods.net perlDate-discordian-1.36-1.1.fc1.rf.noarch RPMUrl http//search.cpan.org/dist/Date-discordian/. Summary Calculate the discordiandate of a particular day. Calculate the discordian date of a particular http://www.xmethods.com/ve2/ViewListing.po?key=uuid:AD335C24-AABF-F1EF-D3E3-D39B

114. Discordian Sky THE IMPERIAL AMERICAN STATES An Experiment in worldbuilding and notational nations.Home Jihad Universe Artwork Writing NFZ http://fnord.sandwich.net/ias/stage02.html

THE IMPERIAL AME RICAN STATES An Experiment in world building and notational nations. Home Jihad Universe Artwork Writing ... 25,000 BCE - 1999 CE 2000 CE - 2020 CE 2020 CE - 2040 CE 2040 CE - 2060 CE 2060 CE - 2080 CE 2080 CE - 2100 CE ... 2200 CE - 10.000 CE The generally celebrated end of the Twentieth Century. Despite many predictions, it passes uneventfully. Millenarians reset their clocks for the next year. The actual beginning of the Twenty-First Century. Again, nothing of note happens on the changeover, frustrating yet another generation of millenarians. Iran, finally tiring of attacks on Shiite Muslims in Afghanistan and their own territory, respond by crushing the Taliban. The war lasts 18 months, and ends with the Taliban leadership mostly dead or scattered, and a quasi-moderate coalition of secular leaders, imams and Iranian "advisors" in charge of Afghanistan. B'harne finally attacks in full force. The Jihad corners it and destroys it in Dallas, Texas. The resulting aftershocks sterilize the city and the surrounding suburbs. Out of 20,000 active Jihaddi, only 200 survive the final battle. The survivors scatter before mundane authorities can react.

115. ORblogs - Oregon Weblogs With The Keyword Discordian ORblogs gathers alternative local news, public opinion, and photography from theOregon weblogs community. http://www.orblogs.com/blogs/keyword/discordian/

Home FAQ Directory Additions ... Discussion Forum ORblogs Keyword: discordian This is a list of Oregon weblogs with the keyword discordian . Click the title to visit the weblog, click another keyword to find more weblogs, or for more information about each weblog. Should your weblog be on this list? You can add keywords to your weblog with this meta tag form DRT News Newport - Updated: Sep 7th, 2005 Keywords discordia discordian discordian ism religion humor ... daily

116. Pike.ida.liu.se: Calendar.Discordian The discordian calendar, as described on page 34 in the fourth edition of PrincipiaDiscordia. Chaotic enough, it s quite simpler then the Gregorian http://pike.ida.liu.se/generated/manual/modref/ex/predef_3A_3A/Calendar/Discordi

Search Pike refdoc Pike site for [Top] Calendar Calendar.Discordian Calendar.Discordian Description The Discordian calendar, as described on page 34 in the fourth edition of Principia Discordia. Chaotic enough, it's quite simpler then the Gregorian calendar; weeks are 5 days, and evens up on a year. Months are 73 days. The leap day is inserted at the 60th day of the first month (Chaos), giving the first month 74 days. The description of the calendar is a "perpetual date converter from the gregorian to the POEE calendar", so the leap years are the same as the gregorians. The Principia calls months "seasons", but for simplicity I call them months in this calendar. If anyone know more about how to treat the leap day - now it is inserted in the month and week where it lands, rather then being separated from month and weeks, I'm interested to know. - Mirar, Pope of POEE. Inherit Gregorian inherit .Gregorian Gregorian Module reference for Pike v7.6 release 17, 2005-01-03

117. Denis's Pages Have Moved My pages have moved. This page can now be found athttp//www.suberic.net/~dmm/whatelse.html. http://www.cs.hmc.edu/~dmm/whatelse.html

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118. In Praise Of Chaos Introduction The Intrusion of Eris. Chaos has a bad name in some parts. It waschaos that brought us the Trojan War (Robert Graves, The Greek Myths, http://www.orlingrabbe.com/chaos.htm

[Email Reply] In Praise of Chaos by J. Orlin Grabbe Speech Presented to Eris Society, August 12, 1993 Introduction: The Intrusion of Eris Chaos has a bad name in some parts. It was chaos that brought us the Trojan War (Robert Graves, The Greek Myths , chapter 159). Eris, goddess of chaos, upset at not being invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis, showed up anyway and rolled a golden apple marked "kalliste" ("for the prettiest one") among the guests. Each of the goddesses Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite claimed the golden apple as her own. Zeus, no fool, appointed Paris, son of Priam, king of Troy, judge of the beauty contest. Hermes brought the goddesses to the mountain Ida, where Paris first tried to divide the apple among the goddesses, then made them swear they wouldn't hold the decision against them. Hermes asked Paris if he needed the goddesses to undress to make his judgment, and he replied, Of course. Athena insisted Aphrodite remove her magic girdle, the sexy underwear that made everyone fall in love with her, and Aphrodite retorted Athena would have to remove her battle helmet, since she would look hideous without it. As Paris examined the goddesses individually, Hera promised to make Paris the lord of Asia and the richest man alive, if she got the apple. Paris said he couldn't be bribed. Athena promised to make Paris victorious in all his battles, and the wisest man alive. Paris said there was peace in these parts. Aphrodite stood so close to Paris he blushed, and not only urged him not to miss a detail of her lovely body, but said also that he was the handsomest man she had seen lately, and he deserved a woman as beautiful as she was. Had he heard about Helen, the wife of the king of Sparta? The goddess promised Paris she would make Helen fall in love with him. Naturally Paris gave the apple to Aphrodite, and Hera and Athena went off fuming to plot the destruction of Troy. That is, Aphrodite got the apple, and Paris got screwed.

119. Index Of / DIR Parent Directory 14Sep-20041112 - DIR users/ 07-Jul-2004 0823 -......Index of /. Name Last modified Size http://www.daft.com/

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120. Principia Discordia Principia Discordia another online edition. including SCANNED IMAGES OF EVERYPAGE OF THE FIFTH EDITION and a SEARCHABLE INDEX OF THE ENTIRE TEXT http://www.trip23.com/pd/

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