zJs=10 zJs=11 zJs=12 zJs=13 zc(5,'jsc',zJs,9999999,'') About Careers U.S. Military Careers ... Help w(' ');zau(256,140,140,'el','http://z.about.com/0/ip/417/C.htm','');w(xb+xb+' ');zau(256,140,140,'von','http://z.about.com/0/ip/496/7.htm','');w(xb+xb); FREE Newsletter Sign Up Now for the U.S. Military newsletter! See Online Courses Search U.S. Military The Snake Theory More Military Humor Army Humor Air Force Humor Navy/Coast Guard Humor Marine Corps Humor ... General Military Humor From Other Guides The Humor Site Political Humor Sick Twisted Jokes Site The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it. | |
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