41. Hanukkah Jokes And One Liners. rosh Hashanah Feast Tzom Gedalia Fast yom kippur - More fastingSukkot - Feast hoshanah Rabbah More feasting http://www.twilightbridge.com/hobbies/festivals/hanukkah/jokes.htm

Hanukkah Hee Haw Jokes and One-liners TOP 10 REASONS TO LIKE HANUKKAH 10. No roof damage from reindeer 9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones 8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it 7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races 6. You can use your fireplace 5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games 4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah 3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth 2. Cheer optional 1. No Irving Berlin songs CHANUKAH AT THE DELI During the first day of Hannukah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in New York City. They were talking amongst themselves in Yiddish - the colorful language of Jews who came over from Eastern Europe. A Chinese waiter, only one year in New York, came up and in fluent impeccable Yiddish asked them if everything was okay and if they were enjoying the holiday. The Jewish men were dumbfounded. "Where did he ever learn such perfect Yiddish?" they both thought. After they paid the bill they asked the restaurant manager, an old friend of theirs, "Where did our waiter learn such fabulous Yiddish?" The manager looked around and leaned in so no one else will hear and said... "Shhhh. He thinks we're teaching him English."

42. Glossary Of Terms The Ten Days of Repentance between rosh HaShanah and yom kippur, hoshanah prayerfor Sukkot. hoshanah Rabbah holiday at end of Succot http://www.jewishinstlouis.org/content_display.html?ArticleID=24086

43. Gifts & Flowers To Israel - Jewish And International Holidays The ten days starting with rosh Hashanah and ending with yom kippur are For this reason, the seventh day of Sukkot is known as hoshanah Rabbah (the http://www.israelflorist.com/Israel_Holidays.shtml

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44. Understanding The Times And Seasons Then came other feasts, like those following Tabernacles hoshanah Rabbah, At the end of rosh HaShanah comes yom kippur; The Day of Atonement. http://focusonjerusalem.com/UnderstandingtheTimesandSeasons.htm

Understanding the Times and Seasons by Gary Stearman In I Thessalonians 5:1, the Apostle Paul makes a curious statement. He says, "But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you." This enigmatic declaration comes right in the middle of a discourse upon the catching-away of the Church! It is placed at the precise point at which one would like to see some sort of linkage between global events and long-awaited eschatological salvation of the church. But the connection is not there. Rather, we find this simple, cryptic reference to the unexpected nature of the rapture. This long-awaited event, called the "blessed hope" of the Church, is delineated in I Thessalonians, the earliest of Paul's preserved epistles. His motive was to present a clear and encouraging delineation of the conditions that would be predominant at the time Christ returns for the Church. His statement shows that he expected his readers to be able to recognize these signs. What did Paul mean when he implied that the faithful should be able to discern the times and seasons? As we begin to answer this question, let us review the heart of his discourse, as found in I Thessalonians 4:16 and the verses following: "For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: "Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. "Wherefore comfort one another with these words. "But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you. "For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night" (I Thes. 4:16-18,5:1,2).

45. Mission Statement To Train, Educate And Equip For Study Both The High Holy Days A ten day period from rosh haShanah to yom kippur. hoshanah Raba) - the last day of the Feast of Tabernacles. http://www.haydid.org/glossr97.htm

[To the student: This spiral bound book is available from HaY'Did Ministries/PO Box 804/Independence, KS 67301 for $5 (+s/h) to our members. Non-members please include $5 processing fee (+ s/h). HaY'Did Learning Center and Membership Information or send us an e-mail shalom@haydid.org Mission Statement: To train, educate and equip for study both the Jew and the non-Jew in the rich Biblical/Hebraic Heritage. GLOSSARY / DEFINITIONS / SPELLING Revised 1-7-97 Numbers correspond to the Strong's Concordance from which the definitions come. At the end of this work you will also find the correct spelling for some Hebrew names, the Hebrew spelling for the Tanach, and the Tractates of the Mishnah. Adar - Sixth month of Hebrew civil calendar: February-March. Afikoman (al. Afikomen) - This word, from the Greek meaning "after-dish," refers to the last morsel eaten at the sederhalf of the central matzah broken off and put away at the beginning of the meal...Greek word meaning that which comes after. It is represented in a broken piece of matzah wrapped in linen and buried (hidden)...A Greek word meaning "dessert." This piece of the ceremonial matzah is the final thing eaten at the Passover seder meal. Aggadah (al. Agada, Agadah) pl. Agadot

46. Jenorama I Just Did Something I We will stay here and celebrate rosh hoshanah as a family in our home. and I willfigure out whether I want to buy tickets only for yom kippur. http://www.jenorama.com/archives/2004/09/i_just_did_some.php

47. Sukkot -- Facts, Info, And Encyclopedia Article hoshanah Rabbah the seventh day of Sukkot - ? Shabbat yom kippur Passover Seder rosh Hashanah Kol Nidre Purim http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/encyclopedia/s/su/sukkot.htm

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48. Encyclopedia: Yom Kippur yom kippur is the Jewish day of repentance, considered to be the holiest and rosh Hashanah Fast of Gedalia yom kippur Sukkot, hoshanah rabbah and http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Yom-Kippur

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49. Peace And Tolerance In The Global Village Red button, Major holidays include Hanukkah, Passover, rosh hoshanah, yom kippur . Red button, Believe in the teaching of the Buddha. http://www.ius.edu/Education/Peace and Tolerance Resources/One World.html

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50. Hoshanah Rabbah/Simchas Torah This teaching of the Talmud, the day of rain is a remez for Shemini Atzeres . Ten Days of Repentance Ten days from rosh Hashanah to yom kippur Tshuva http://www.chassidus.net/hoshana.htm

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52. Why Do We Recite Psalm 27 On Rosh Hashanah And Yom Kippur? Why do we recite Psalm 27 on rosh Hashanah and yom kippur? For on yom kippurGd saves us from the prosecuting angels and inscribes us for a good, http://www.askmoses.com/qa_detail.html?h=620&o=18771

53. Read About Yom Kippur At WorldVillage Encyclopedia. Research Yom Kippur And Lear yom kippur. Everything you wanted to know about yom kippur but had no Shabbat rosh Hashanah Fast of Gedalia yom kippur Sukkot, hoshanah rabbah http://encyclopedia.worldvillage.com/s/b/Yom_Kippur

Culture Geography History Life ... WorldVillage Yom Kippur From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Yom Kippur Holiday of: Judaism and Jews Name: Hebrew or Translation: "Day [of the] Atonement" Begins: 10th day of Tishrei Ends: 10th day of Tishrei Occasion: Judgment day for individuals and all people. Day of Atonement for sins , and for the Golden calf The end of the ten "Days of Awe" that began with Rosh Hashanah Symbols: Kol Nidre Fasting Prayer and Shofar blowing at end Related to: Rosh Hashanah that precedes Yom Kippur, and Sukkot that follows Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur , day of atonement) is the Jewish holiday of the Day of Atonement . The Bible calls the day Yom Hakippurim Hebrew , "Day of the Atonements"). It is one of the Yamim Noraim Hebrew , "Days of Awe"). The Yamim Noraim consist of Rosh Hashanah , which is the first two days of the Ten Days of Repentance , and Yom Kippur, which is the last of the ten days. In the Hebrew calendar Yom Kippur begins at nightfall starting the tenth day of the Hebrew month of Tishri (which falls in September/October), and continues until the next nightfall. Yom Kippur will occur on the following dates in the next few years: October 13 October 2 September 22 Note: the holiday begins at sunset the preceding day.

54. What's Wrong With The Jewish Calendar By the seat of Moses, we are to understand authority to teach the law. If rosh Hashana were to fall on a Friday, yom kippur would fall on a Sunday, http://www.triumphpro.com/postponements____new_truth.htm

What's Wrong with the Jewish Calendar What's All This Furor over "POSTPONEMENTS"? Are the "postponements" added to the sacred calendar in the fourth century of the present era justified? Did Hillel II and his compatriots in 358 A.D. wisely add new regulations to the calendar, causing Yom Kippur to never fall on a Friday or Sunday, or Hoshana Rabbah never to fall on a weekly Sabbath? "postponements"? WHY were they added? Were they observed in the days of the Second Temple? Were they observed during the time of Jesus Christ? William F. Dankenbring The apostle Paul declared, A What advantage then hath the Jew? or what profit is there of circumcision? Much every way: chiefly because that unto them were committed the ORACLES OF GOD. For what if some did not believe? Will their unbelief make the faithfulness of God without effect? Certainly not! Indeed, let God be true but EVERY MAN a liar. As it is written, That You may be justified in Your words, and may overcome when You are judged Jesus Christ also affirmed, "The scribes and Pharisees sit in Moses' seat: All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do;

55. Dennis Prager - Tapes Of The Show Should Sean Green Play on yom kippur? rosh hoshanah New Year for the WorldDennis discusses his newest column which challenges Jews to recognize that http://www.dennisprager.com/showTapes.html?id=09-04

56. Beth Israel Holidays Tisha B Av; S lichot; rosh HaShana, Tashlich; yom kippur For this reason,the seventh day of Sukkot is known as hoshanah Rabbah (the great hoshanah). http://ms001.urj.net/holidays.htm

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57. Features Of The Month So begins this parable adapted from the famous Bretslaver teaching tales. October, 1997 Stories and Parables for rosh Hashanahyom kippur by Rabbi http://www.hasidicstories.com/Home/features.html

The Hasidic Stories Home Page HOME Features of the Month Search What's New? Feedback STORIES ... RESOURCES Features of the Month On the Hasidic Stories Home Page Every month, this page features an article or story by a contemporary storyteller, rabbi, or other authority on Hasidic stories. August, 2003 Young Rabbi Pesach Mendel is deeply in love. Yet his soon-to-be fiancee seems to expect their relationship to be more than it is. Could their love turn into the divine union it had been fated to be? What causes the young rabbi's sudden, life-threatening illness? How could Tisha BeAv, the holiday that mourns great tragedies in Jewish history, be the backdrop for a love story? Angels Feel No Sorrow takes on the themes of love, grieving, relationships between men and women, and our human ability to change and grow. April-July, 2003 No features. March, 2003 The young rabbi climbs high up the mountain to pray - and finds a surprise that will change his life. What is the role he must assume, for the good of the world? What is the meaning of the silk pillow with the two strange buttons? How could those puzzles possibly be related? The Buttons on the Mountain is a new story of joy, the human role in creation, and the passing of the torch from one leader to another.

58. Biblestudy This chart summarizes the Jews for Jesus teaching on the Feasts of Israel. yom kippur. After two days of rosh Hashanah and seven Days of Awe, http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/nicaragua/1105/biblestudy.html

web hosting domain names photo sharing Y'SHUA IN THE FEASTS OF ISRAEL INTRODUCTION When God gave the Law to Moses, He instituted seven feasts to be observed by the Jewish people. These feasts are described in Leviticus, chapter 23. Before presenting the individual feasts, I want to first mention a unifying thread which connects them all. God instituted the feasts of Israel for several reasons. Each had its immediate place in the annual calendar of events, being a harvest festival, a time for atonement, or some other seasonal event. Beyond this, God meant the holidays to be memorials to the Jewish people, both to remind them of what He had done for them as a people and also of their obligations to Him. We read in Numbers 10:10 "Also in the day of your gladness and in your appointed feasts . . . you shall blow the trumpets over your burnt offerings, and over the sacrifices of your peace offerings; and they shall be as a reminder of you before your God. I am the Lord your God." Each feast also prophetically symbolizes God's dealings with the world throughout history. The book of Hebrews states that God uses the feasts as shadows or pictures of things to come, and if we ignore the pictures, we'll miss out on the deeper meanings of the events as they continue to unfold.

59. Jewish Roots of rosh Hashanah (new year or Festival of Trumpets), yom kippur (Day of It was also the time of hoshanah Rabbah , the great shout of praise. http://www.sidroth.org/jewishroots_main11.htm

Jewish Roots Dr. John Garr Dr. John D. Garr, founder and president of Restoration Foundation, has pioneered research, writing, and teaching on the Hebrew foundations of Christian faith for more than thirty years. His international ministry has enlightened believers of numerous communions, teaching them the historical and theological emergence of Christianity from the matrix of biblical Judaism. John, his wife Pat, and their sons, John, Timothy, and Stephen, are working to promote Restoration Foundation. Dr. Garr's web site is: www.restorationfoundation.org The High Holy Days and Christian Faith by John D. Garr, Ph.D. The system of praise, worship, and service which God, himself, gave to the Jewish people, known by the time of Christ as Judaism, included daily, weekly, monthly, seasonal, and generational reminders that summoned the Jewish people to celebrate the magnificent works of God in their behalf. These remembrances constituted a major part of the worship which Yahweh prescribed for his people. They included three hours of prayer daily, the weekly Shabbat, monthly new moon celebrations, and the festivals of Passover, Unleavened Bread, Firstfruits, Pentecost, Trumpets, Atonement, and Tabernacles. God knew full well that the all-too-human beings he had created were inclined to forget their connection with the Divine. For that reason, he instituted a system of remembrance, using the calendar that he had designed in the beginning when he flung the stars, sun, moon, and planets into space and ordained them to be for "signs, seasons, days, and years" (Genesis 1:14). One seventh of God’s creation was the institution of a day of rest which God never personally needed! Enervation? The Omnipotent never experienced it! God instituted Shabbat as a weekly marker in time to remind man that the universe had been "created" by God and that man, himself, did not evolve from some primordial ooze.

60. Shabbat Shalom The Weekly Parsha Commentary - Parshat But the climax reached on yom kippur by the Ne ila service is not the finish line.yom Kipper is duplicated in weaker strength on hoshanah Rabba and Shemini http://www.netivot-shalom.org.il/parshaeng/vezot5764.php

Click here to receive the weekly parsha by email each week. Simhat Tora "... WHO HAS KEPT US ALIVE, AND SUSTAINED US THROUGH OUR PURE AWE OF HIM, AND HAS BROUGHT US TO REJOICE IN THE REJOICING OF THE TORAH THAT CHEERS THE HEART AND ENLIGHTENS THE EYES, BRINGS HAPPINESS TO THOSE WHO WALK IN THE GOOD AND RIGHT PATH, LENGTHENS DAYS AND ADDS STRENGTH TO THOSE WHO LOVE IT AND OBSERVE IT— ITS COMMANDS AND ITS WARNINGS— TO THOSE WHO ENGAGE IN TORAH AND GUARD IT WITH LOVE AND AWE." (From the Calling Up of the Chatan Torah) " And in all the strong hand and in all the great, awe-inspiring acts that Moshe did before the eyes of all Israel. " (Devarim 34:12) " In all the strong hand " he received the Torah on tablets in his hands. " And in all the great, awe-inspiring acts " miracles and mighty deeds in the great and terrible wilderness. " Before the eyes of all Israel " he decided to smash the tablets before their eyes, as is written (ibid. 9:17 ), " and smashed them before your eyes "

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