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Erma Bombeck Quotes Erma Bombeck American Journalist, Humorist Famous quotes by Erma Bombeck, may they inspire you There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Erma Bombeck What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? Erma Bombeck Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. Erma Bombeck Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. Erma Bombeck When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

62. Erma Bombeck - Another Christmas Season Bites The Dust One of 195 columns included in Forever, erma , a published collection of bombeck s most popular works. http://www.lubbockonline.com/news/122996/erma.htm

Erma Bombeck - Another Christmas season bites the dust (Editor's Note: The following column is one of 195 included in ''Forever, Erma'' (Andrews and McMeel), a recently published collection of the best-loved writing from America's favorite humorist, Erma Bombeck. This column originally appeared Jan. 1, 1987.) You say you've had enough people around to last you a lifetime? You say if you don't get some time to yourself you may start braiding your hair and humming? You'd like to clear everyone out of the house and be able to have some quiet time alone? Read my lips and slowly repeat after me: ''I am going to take the Christmas tree down.'' You will only have to say it once and feet will scurry, doors will slam, car motors will turn over. In 30 seconds you'll feel like the last person on Earth. No one loves a Christmas tree on Jan. 1. The wonderful soft branches that the family couldn't wait to get inside to smell have turned into rapiers that jab you. The wonderful blinking lights that Daddy arranged by branch and color have knotted themselves hopelessly around crumbling brownery and have to be severed with a bread knife. The stockings that hung by the chimney with care are hanging out of sofa cushions, and they smell like clam dip. And the angel that everyone fought to put on top of the tree can only be removed with an extension ladder that is in the garage, and no one can remember how to fit it through the door.

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66. Quotes By Erma Louise Bombeck. Read Quotations Of Erma Louise Bombeck Read extensive list of famous erma Louise bombeck quotations. You can view erma Louise bombeck quotes by subject, see quote rating or add them to My Quote http://www.quoteworld.org/authors/erma_louise_bombeck

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Subscribe FREE! Frugal Fun Tips Frugal Marketing Tips Positive Power of Principled Profit Virtual Museum Celebrates Erma Bombeck By Tim Bete Erma Bombeck made people laugh at their foibles, put words to their lives. For most of her career, Erma Bombeck wrote using an IBM Selectric typewriter. She liked to see the paper in front of her as she crafted each column. When her son, Matt, tried to get her to use a computer, the printer jammed. "See, I told you so," she said. "These things never work." While Bombeck avoided using computers, computers are making her life accessible to fans around the world. After the Bombeck family announced that they would donate Erma's papers and artifacts to her alma mater, the University of Dayton began sharing part of the collection via the Internet. ErmaMuseum.org contains 48 photographs, including Erma at age 9 in a tap-dancing outfit, at a meeting of President Carter's Advisory Council for Women, shopping with Phyllis Diller on Rodeo Drive and talking with Pope John Paul II. Samples of Erma's writing in the museum include the note cards she used to make remarks when she received an honorary degree from UD in 1981, her typewritten remarks from UD's 1982 writers' workshop and eight columns from when she was a student at the University of Dayton. More than 25 audio and video clips reside in the museum. They include Erma describing how a UD English professor, Brother Tom Price, S.M., encouraged her to write, and memories shared by Erma's family and friends, such as Phil Donahue, Bil Keane, Mike Peters and Liz Carpenter, among others. There is even an audio clip of Matt Bombeck telling the story of how he tried to get his mother to use a computer.

69. Erma Bombeck On Christmas : Girls Can’t WHAT? One Response to “erma bombeck on Christmas”. Kel1 on December 31st, Golly, thank you, erma bombeck, for those thoroughly depressing thoughts. )) http://www.girlscantwhat.com/2007/12/30/erma-bombeck-on-christmas/

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78. Where's Erma Bombeck When We Need Her? Uses For Unmatched Socks. Where s erma bombeck When We Need Her? Uses For Unmatched Socks.. I am the proud owner of a large trash bag of widowed and orphaned socksall colors, http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf166427.tip.html

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79. Aaron, Henry (“Hank”), To Bombeck, Erma. Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations. 1 Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations, compiled by James B. Simpson. 1988. Aaron, Henry (“Hank”), to bombeck, erma. Aaron, Henry (“Hank”), 8646 Aaron, Sam, 6408 http://www.bartleby.com/63/1.html

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80. Famous Quotes - Erma Bombeck Quotes erma Louise (Harris) bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for a newspaper column that depicted suburban home life in the second http://quotes.tubegator.com/bombeck.php

Tubegator main page Bombeck, Erma Born: 1927-02-21 Died: 1996-04-22 Erma Louise (Harris) Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for a newspaper column that depicted suburban home life in the second half of the 20th century. Quotes There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. - Erma Bombeck Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. - Erma Bombeck I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. - Erma Bombeck Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. - Erma Bombeck Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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