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Humorous Quotes attributed to Erma Bombeck 1927-1996, American Humorist and Author A lot of things have been done in bed in the name of love . . . but nothing comes close to the traditional Mother’s Day breakfast in bed. (Motherhood, the second...) (about a soap opera) Of course it was pure fiction. I mean, where else could you see a man who told his wife he loved her. . . with the lights on? (Aunt Erma's copebook) Airline steaks are done when they say they are done. (When you look like your passport photo...) Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. ... With the entire block of my friends feeling trapped, bored, neurotic, and unfulfilled, why should I feel good and alienate myself? (At wit's end) Have you checked out this super book? Click Here Have you checked out this super book? Click Here Have you checked out this super book? Click Here Erma Bombeck Links Quotes from The grass is always greener... Quotes from Aunt Erma's Copebook Quotes from At Wit's End Quotes from Motherhood, the second oldest profession

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Browse quotes by subject Browse quotes by author ERMA BOMBECK QUOTES If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. ERMA BOMBECK All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage . Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. ERMA BOMBECK Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you" to dessert that night. And for what?! ERMA BOMBECK, Woman's Day Magazine , Nov. 13, 2007 Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? ERMA BOMBECK Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents . They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. ERMA BOMBECK Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. ERMA BOMBECK I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. ERMA BOMBECK Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth ERMA BOMBECK The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER by Erma Bombeck I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the "GOOD" living room, and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains. I would have cried and laughed less while watching television, and

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February 21 ~  Laugh At It I f you c a n' t make it better, you c a n laugh at it." ~ Erma Bombeck A writer who made us laugh ... and cry with the power of her words , beloved humorist Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) was born Erma Louise Fiste on this day in Dayton, Ohio. An English major at the University of Dayton , she wrote her first column in 1964 after raising her family "It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else," the journalist said. A genius who captured the poignant truth of life's common experiences, Bombeck wrote over 4,000 columns in over 700 newspapers around the country. The author of at least 12 best-selling books , she was a regular on ABC's Good Morning, America for 12 years. "All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage," she wrote. "Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them." With passion , Bombeck shared her heart . "I spend 90% of my time living the scripts and 10% writing them," she explained. Even fighting breast cancer or kidney failure, she used humor to cope and celebrate life. In eloquent tribute

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Forever, Erma By ERMA BOMBECK Andrews and McMeel CHAPTER ONE Read the Review Hello, Young Mothers Paint Tint CaperSeptember 4, 1965 Once . . . just once . . . I'd like to be dressed for an emergency. I don't mean like my grandmother used to warn: "That is not underwear to be hit by a car in." I mean just to be glued together, so you're not standing in a hospital hallway in a sweatshirt (PROPERTY OF NOTRE DAME ATHLETIC DEPT.) and a pair of bedroom slippers. In a way, it's almost as if fate were waging a cruel war and you're in the middle of it. Not only are you (a) bleeding to death, (b) grimacing in pain, and (c) worried half out of your skull, you are also plagued with the fear that the nurses in East Wing C are passing the hat to adopt you and your family for Thanksgiving. Take our Paint Tint Caper, for example. Our small son climbed into bed with us early one morning and smiled broadly. I'm intuitive. I'm a mother. I sensed something was wrong. His teeth were blue. He had bitten into a tube of paint tint. Now if you're visualizing some sweet, tousled-hair boy in his fire-engine pajamas, forget it. This kid looked like he was being raised by werewolves! In addition to his blue teeth, he was wearing a pair of training pants and his father's old T-shirt, which caught him loosely around the ankles. This was obviously no time to be proud or to explain that I was a few years behind in the laundry. We rode like the wind to the emergency ward of the hospital, where the doctor checked over his blue teeth so calmly I thought there was something wrong with mine because they were white.

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56. The Tell-Tale Hart: Remembering Erma Bombeck Family, The Ties That Bind and Gag! by erma bombeck. My fav story is titled A Waltons’ Christmas. this tale of going to the http://vanessahart.blogspot.com/2007/05/on-silver-expressions-we-blogged-about.h

skip to main skip to sidebar The Tell-Tale Hart Welcome to the weekly musings of romantica author Vanessa Hart. Vanessa Hart books are adult, for readers 18+, but this blog is suitable for most. Your comments are welcome. Please note: offensive remarks and spam will be deleted or edited. Sunday, May 13, 2007 Remembering Erma Bombeck On Silver EXpressions , we blogged about authors with a humorous voice. There were several excerpts offered, but this one is my favorite, from LSB author Michelle Hoppe: Family, The Ties That Bind and Gag! by Erma Bombeck never read it, you really should. for me the funniest part of the story has to do with decorating the tree Quote: Michelle Erma was a delight. She wrote some amazing pieces about everyday life that were so funny! I miss her. Thank you, Michelle, for remembering her, too. Nessie Posted by Vanessa Hart at 1:36 PM comments: Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) About Me Vanessa Hart I'm a writer of romantica, which is romance fiction that contains explicit love scenes. My colleagues refer to my work as "vanilla sex" or "hot and sweet," so I must be relatively tame in the world of erotica. Welcome, and thanks for blogging with me! View my complete profile Links Vanessa Hart's website Liquid Silver Books LSB forum Dee S. Knight

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Martha Stewart to Erma Bombeck Hi Erma, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it snowed last night, I got up early and made a sled with old barn wood and a glue gun. I handpainted it in gold leaf, got out my loom, and made a blanket in peaches and mauves. Then to make the sled complete, I made a white horse to pull it from DNA that I just had sitting around in my craft room. By then, it was time to start making the place mats and napkins for my 20 breakfast guests. I'm serving the old standard Stewart twelve-course breakfast, but I'll let you in on a little secret: I didn't have time to make the tables and chairs this morning, so I used the ones I had on hand. Before I moved the table into the dining room, I decided to add just a touch of the holidays. So I repainted the room in pinks and stenciled gold stars on the ceiling. Then, while the homemade bread was rising, I took antique candle molds and made the dishes (exactly the same shade of pink) to use for breakfast. These were made from Hungarian clay, which you can get in almost any Hungarian craft store. Well, I must run. I need to finish the buttonholes on the dress I'm wearing for breakfast.

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i Topics Authors Proverbs ... Quote-A-Day Main Menu Topics Authors Proverbs Today in History ... Contact Sponsor 7 Quotes for 'Erma Bombeck' in the Database. Pages: Author Letter "E" It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. Topic: Communication Source: None It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. Topic: Compassion Source: None Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in. Topic: Courage Source: None It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. Topic: Dreams Source: None It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. -Erma Bombeck. Topic: Dreams Source: None Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. Topic: Games Source: None Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Topic: Guilt Source: None Pages: Topics Authors Proverbs Today in History ... Quote-A-Day All Quotes are provided for educational purposes only and contributed by users.

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