21. AutoDave! The Automated Dave Barry Column Generator dave barry s columns are published every Friday on his Web site at the Miami Herald. But if you can t wait that long, you can use this page to generate one http://www.peacefire.org/staff/bennett/autodave/

AutoDave! The automated Dave Barry column generator Bennett Haselton Listed by the "Center for the Easily Amused" Listed in Yahoo!'s Picks of the Week for September 20, 1999 Dave Barry's columns are published every Friday on his Web site at the Miami Herald. But if you can't wait that long, you can use this page to generate one instead. Read "About AutoDave" for more information about Dave and this site. The full version of AutoDave requires you to fill in 20 blank spaces in order to generate a column. To try "AutoDave Lite", fill in the following five blank spaces, which will be enough to generate the first paragraph to give you an idea of how it works. Then you can scroll down to try the full version of AutoDave. 1. Enter the name of a town: 2. Enter something you'd say to someone that would make them want to leave: 3. Enter a plural noun: 4. Enter an insult: 5. Enter the name of one of your friends: If you liked that, try the full version: Enter the name of a town: Enter a plural noun, the weirder the better: What does your answer to (2) do that makes them so weird?

22. Dave Barry 2006, The Miami Herald Distributed by Tribune Media Services, Inc. Insight (Our Columnists). Mitch Albom Michael Barone dave barry Tony Blankley http://www.jewishworldreview.com/dave/barry.php3

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23. Reason Magazine - All I Think Is That It's Stupid A New York Times profile once said that Miami Herald humor columnist dave barry makes his living by taking prosaic ideas to incongruous extremes. http://www.reason.com/news/show/32270.html

@import "/media/css/tf.css"; /* layout - screen only*/ @import "/media/css/reason.css"; /* layout - screen only*/ Reason Magazine Contact Subscribe Site Search Home Subscribe Contact Us Reason Staff ... Submissions Site comments/questions: Mike Alissi Media Inquiries and Reprint Permissions: Chris Mitchell 3415 S. Sepulveda Blvd. Suite 400 Los Angeles, CA 90034 ADVERTISEMENTS All I Think Is That It's Stupid Dave Barry on laughing at Very Big Government Glenn Garvin Print Edition A New York Times profile once said that Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry "makes his living by taking prosaic ideas to incongruous extremes." He is the only Pulitzer Prize winner to have a sitcomCBS's Dave's Worldbased, very loosely, on his life. (They turned his one son and two dogs into just the opposite, but he enjoys cashing the checks.) The Pulitzer Prize judges gave Barry the award for commentary in 1988 "for his consistently effective use of humor as a device for presenting fresh insights into serious concerns." His concerns include beer, Barbie, a "worldwide epidemic of snakes in toilets," exploding Pop-Tarts, and, perhaps most famously, "the worst songs ever recorded." To be fair to the Pulitzer committee, the real Dave does devote more column inches than the average pundit to making Very Big Government look silly and obnoxious. This is a fresh insight in New York and Washington, and wildly popular with readers, who have bought more than a million copies of his books.

24. Official Unofficial Dave Barry Brief yet multilinked fan page with bibliography and pictures. http://members.aol.com/oreilly7a/db_index.html

D O FFICIAL U NOFFICIAL D AVE B ARRY A V E B A R R Y D A Welcome to the NEW Official Unofficial Dave Barry Web Site COMING SOON: Buy Dave's Books Here! There are a lot of changes going on around here... Please be sure to stop by again soon to check out our completely revamped site! Welcome to the NEW Official Unofficial Dave Barry Site . The purpose of this site is not necessarily to provide all the information available regarding the man, but to provide you with a good starting place, including several links, that will lead you to the information. This site is currently under massive re-construction, but we're moving ahead. In the near future we look forward to providing you with a more COMPLETE list of Dave's books along with a link to purchase his books ONLINE! Hopefully, you will be able to find everything you need to know about Dave when we're finished... If you have any questions or comments please feel free to e-mail me at oreilly7@aol.com. BARRY: ESENTIALS Dave Barry is a syndicated humor columnist who works for both the Miami Herald newspaper and Tropic Magazine(a Miami-area local magazine). His Pulitzer Prize-winning articles appear in hundreds of newspapers every week. Whether he's writing about exploding whales, science fair projects gone bad, or jumping off of the "big green bridge" in Armonk, NY, he's invariably finding a way to make millions of us laugh, every day. For those who desire to drop Dave a line via "snail-mail," you can do so at the following address (sorry, no e-mail): Dave Barry c/o Tropic Magazine

25. Opinion | The Only Change To Fear Is Fear Of Change Itself | Seattle Times Newsp dave barry is a Pulitzer Prizewinning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Readers may write to him c/o The Miami Herald, One Herald Plaza, Miami, Fla. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/opinion/2004116046_barry10.html

self.name = "parentSection"; The Seattle Times Company NWjobs NWautos NWhomes ... Low-graphic version RSS feeds Home Local Home Eastside ... Shopping initnav('timesnav'); initnav('marketplacenav'); Advanced search Movies Restaurants Today's events Hi Contact us Thursday, January 10, 2008 - Page updated at 12:00 AM E-mail article Print view Share: Digg Newsvine Dave Barry / Syndicated Columnist The only change to fear is fear of change itself Now it's time for the politicians and the press to drop New Hampshire like an ant-covered corn dog and sprint for the airport, leaving the residents of The Granite State to spend the rest of the winter plucking 239 billion candidate signs out of their snowbanks, all the while wondering if there ever really was a candidate named "Mike Gravel," or if that was just teenagers playing a sign-planting prank. Meanwhile the eyeballs of the nation will turn toward the Next Crucial Phase of the presidential race, South (or North) Carolina, which at the moment is the epicenter of the political world, not to mention Dick Harpootlian. I have not, personally, conducted any journalism research in North (or South) Carolina, but based on sitting in my hotel room eating Cheez-Its and thinking about it, I would say that the issue most on the minds of voters there, at the moment, is: Change. Although, of course, that could change. Meanwhile, there are many unanswered questions about the races in both parties. On the Democratic side: Is Barack Obama for real? Or is he, as sources inside the Hillary Clinton campaign have suggested, a hologram formed by laser beams? Is the nation truly ready for a hologram president?

26. Dave Barry (I) Discuss this name with other users on IMDb message board for dave barry (I). Find where dave barry is credited alongside another name. dave barry http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0057969/

Now Playing Movie/TV News My Movies DVD New Releases ... search All Titles TV Episodes My Movies Names Companies Keywords Characters Quotes Bios Plots more tips SHOP DAVE BARRY DVD VHS CD Not the ... IMDb Dave Barry Quicklinks categorized by type by year by ratings by votes by TV series titles for sale by genre by keyword power search credited with tv schedule biography other works contact Top Links biography by votes awards news articles ... message board Filmographies categorized by type by year by ratings ... tv schedule Biographical biography other works publicity contact ... message board External Links official sites miscellaneous photographs sound clips ... video clips Dave Barry (I) advertisement photos board add contact details Photos Add photo(s) and resume with IMDb Resume Services Overview Date of Birth: 26 August New York, New York, USA more Date of Death: 16 August , Beverly Hills, California, USA (cancer) more Trivia: Began as a teenager on radio. more Alternate Names: David Barry Filmography Jump to filmography as: Actor Self Archive Footage Actor: High Rollers TV episode .... Jack Brice ... aka Emergencia (USA: Spanish title) ... aka Emergency One (USA: syndication title) An Ounce of Prevention TV episode .... Tom Jensen

27. Dave Barry's Take On Colleges To help keep the entire college selection process in perspective, the following is humorist dave barry’s take on the subject. dave is a Haverford College http://www.collegiatechoice.com/mydave.htm

Collegiate Choice Walking Tours Videos To help keep the entire college selection process in perspective, the following is humorist Dave Barry’s take on the subject. Dave is a Haverford College alumnus, and we are sure they are rightfully proud. DEFINITION OF COLLEGE College is basically a bunch of rooms where you sit for roughly two thousand hours and try to memorize things. The two thousand hours are spread out over four years; you spend the rest of the time sleeping and trying to get dates. Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college: 1. Things you will need to know in later life (two hours). 2. Things you will not need to know in later life (1,998 hours). These are the things you learn in classes whose names end in -ology, -osophy, -istry, -ics, and so on. The idea is, you memorize these things, then write them down in little exam books, then forget them. If you fail to forget them, you become a professor and have to stay in college for the rest of your life. It's very difficult to forget everything. For example, when I was in college, I had to memorize don't ask me why the names of three metaphysical poets other than John Donne. I have managed to forget one of them, but I still remember that the other two were named Vaughan and Crashaw. Sometimes, when I'm trying to remember something important like whether my wife told me to get tuna packed in oil or tuna packed in water, Vaughan and Crashaw just pop up in my mind, right there in the supermarket. It's a terrible waste of brain cells.

28. Alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions The Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions by Mike Steele. http://faqs.cs.uu.nl/na-dir/dave-barry-faq.html

Note from archiver cs.uu.nl: This page is part of a big collection of Usenet postings, archived here for your convenience. For matters concerning the content of this page , please contact its author(s); use the source , if all else fails. For matters concerning the archive as a whole, please refer to the archive description or contact the archiver. Subject: alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions This article was archived around: 21 Jul 1998 12:33:48 GMT All FAQs in Directory: Root Directory All FAQs posted in: alt.fan.dave_barry Source: Usenet Version Archive-name: dave-barry-faq Last-modified: 5 Mar 1998 ************************************************************************** This is the Frequently Asked Questions List (FAQ) for the Usenet Newsgroup alt.fan.dave_barry. This list was last updated 3/5/98. The current version of this FAQ is posted to alt.fan.dave_barry, alt.answers, and news.answers around the beginning of each month. It can also be anonymously FTP'ed from rtfm.mit.edu in the directory, /pub/usenet/alt.fan.dave_barry . If you don't have anonymous FTP capabilities, send mail to mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu with the word "help" and "index" (without the quotes) on separate lines in the body for information about obtaining the FAQ through e-mail. You can also obtain a copy through gopher from jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca. A version of this FAQ is available on the World Wide Web at: http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~msteele/dbarry/

29. ABC Radio Networks One of the strangest examples comes from Marquette University in Wisconsin where a dave barry quip was banned. Last fall, Ph.D. student Stuart Ditsler http://abcradionetworks.com/article.asp?id=424530&SPID=15663

30. BlueOregon: Dave Barry On The NH Primary Pulitzer Prize winning humor columnist dave barry (great work if you can get it) has come out of retirement to reflect on the New Hampshire primary. http://www.blueoregon.com/2008/01/dave-barry-on-t.html

hostName = '.blueoregon.com'; BlueOregon HOME About BlueOregon ... Guest Columns What is BlueOregon? BlueOregon is a place for progressive Oregonians to gather 'round the water cooler and share news, commentary, and gossip. Learn more about BlueOregon and meet our contributors. BlueOregon Sponsors Advertise on BlueOregon LEGAL STUFF This site is published by Kari Chisholm at Mandate Media Obviously, the posts and comments here are the views of their authors, and not of anyone else. While we're strong believers in free speech, we reserve the right to delete comment spam or other offensive material. Our contributors, however, reserve the right to embarass themselves in public. Sponsorship of BlueOregon (above) does not imply an endorsement of every post or comment on BlueOregon - and BlueOregon does not endorse the sponsors above. We do, however, reserve the right to reject ads for any reason. Dave Barry on the NH Primary in the news Pulitzer Prize winning humor columnist Dave Barry (great work if you can get it) has come out of retirement to reflect on the New Hampshire primary. Now it's time for the politicians and the press to drop New Hampshire like an ant-covered corn dog and sprint for the airport, leaving the residents of The Granite State to spend the rest of the winter plucking 239 billion candidate signs out of their snowbanks, all the while wondering if there ever really was a candidate named ''Mike Gravel,'' or if that was just teenagers playing a sign-planting prank.

31. PoliBlog ™: A Rough Draft Of My Thoughts » Dave Barry On The Nomination P dave barry on the Nomination Process. By Dr. Steven Taylor dave barry goes to town on the same theme let s take a moment to look ba http://www.poliblogger.com/?p=13100

32. Dave Barry By dave barry KnightRidder Newspapers. Recently I got a very nice computer-generated letter from an outfit called The National Library of Poetry. http://windpub.com/literary.scams/D-Barry.htm

By Dave Barry Knight-Ridder Newspapers Recently I got a very nice computer-generated letter from an outfit called The National Library of Poetry. [Editor's note: This outfit is now known as the "International" Library of Poetry among several other names] "Dear Dave," the letter begins. "Over the past year or so we have been reviewing the thousands of poems submitted to us, as well as examining the poetic accomplishments of people whose poetry has been featured in various anthologies released by other poetry publishers. After an exhaustive examination of this poetic artistry, The National Library of Poetry has decided to publish a collection of new poems written by THE BEST POETS we have encountered. "I am pleased to tell you, Dave, that you have been selected to appear in this special edition: Best Poems of 1995 . . . The poem which you will submit for this edition has been accepted for publication sight unseen on the basis of your previous poetic accomplishments." You talk about feeling honored. It's not every day that a person who does not, technically, write poetry is selected as one of the top poets for a year that has not, technically, occurred yet.

33. BookPage Interview September 1999: Dave Barry Jeff Taylor interviews barry about his first novel, Big Trouble for the Book Page in September 1999. http://www.bookpage.com/9909bp/dave_barry.html

Big Trouble By Dave Barry Putnam, $23.95 ISBN 0399145672 Buy or borrow this book! Support your local independent bookseller Find it in a WorldCat library Compare prices at major online bookstores Nova Audio Books, abridged, $17.95 ISBN 1567408648 Buy or borrow this book! Support your local independent bookseller Find it in a WorldCat library Compare prices at major online bookstores Brilliance Audio, unabridged, $26.95 ISBN 1567404596 Buy or borrow this book! Support your local independent bookseller Find it in a WorldCat library Compare prices at major online bookstores Look who's talking in BookPage! Howard Bahr Kevin Baker Dave Barry Ben Bova ... Ralph Steadman Children's Authors Jim Arnosky Chris Raschka Maurice Sendak David Shannon ... Jane Yolen There's Big Trouble ahead for Dave Barry INTERVIEW BY JEFF TAYLOR BookPage has the distinction of being the first to interview Dave Barry on his first novel, Big Trouble , a flaming rollercoaster ride through the mean streets and fleshpots of Miami. In these pages you'll find crazy Russian mobsters, icy Mafia killers, beautiful women, ugly sociopaths, a poisonous toad the size of a bowling ball, a dog with a dilemma, and one ticking suitcase that puts them all in harm's way. BookPage: First of all, the painfully obvious question, just to get it out of the way: Are you making this up?

34. Dave Barry Quote - Quotation From Dave Barry - Conservatives Quote - Liberals Qu dave barry quotation - part of a larger collection of Wisdom Quotes to challenge and inspire. http://www.wisdomquotes.com/001398.html

Wisdom Quotes Quotations to inspire and challenge Main Dave Barry The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club. This quote is found in the following categories: Conservatives Quotes Liberals Quotes Politics Quotes Return to Main for a list of all categories Web www.wisdomquotes.com Please feel free to borrow a few quotations as you need them (that's what I did!). But please respect the creative work of compiling these quotations, and do not take larger sections. Main page privacy

35. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Dave Barry's 16 Things Emailed list features dave barry s 16 Things It Took Me Over 50+ Years to Learn . http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/16things.asp

E-mail this Print this Advanced search Home ... Laughable Lists > Dave Barry's 16 Things Dave Barry's 16 Things Claim: E-mailed list features Dave Barry's '16 Things It Took Me Over 50+ Years to Learn'" Status: Partly true. Example: [Collected via e-mail, February 2007] Is this really a Dave Barry column? Funny enough, but something about it doesn't sound right (esp #16!); it's doing the usual "forward-to-all-of-your-friends" route.. 16 Things it took me over 50+ years to learn By: Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (This one is very important.)

36. TheExplodingWhale.com » Dave Barry’s "Farside" Article The following article was written by syndicated humor columnist dave barry of the Miami Herald newspaper. Even though the exploding whale event took place http://theexplodingwhale.com/evidence/resources/dave-barry-article/

Dave Barry’s "Farside" article Go back to Watch The Video . Go to next additional resource. main page Check out books by Dave Barry The Farside Comes to Life in Oregon By Dave Barry (1990) By Dave Barry (click for info) I am absolutely not making this incident up; in fact I have it all on videotape. The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed upon the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects. Home About this site Contact us Site feedback ... Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS) var sc_project=1428998; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_partition=12; var sc_security="2db190b0";

37. Alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions No, not dave Who, dave _barry_. dave barry is a syndicated columnist whose . The dave barry Fan Club puts out a newsletter three times a year entitled http://www.faqs.org/faqs/dave-barry-faq/

Usenet FAQs Search Web FAQs Documents ... RFC Index alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions There are reader questions on this topic! Help others by sharing your knowledge From: msteele@muenster.cs.wisc.edu (Michael Steele) Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu msteele@cs.wisc.edu http://www.herald.com/ . Go to the "Voices" section in the menu along the left and then click on Dave's smiling face. Denver Post - The Denver Post's On-Line Newspaper at http://www.denverpost.com/ also has Dave's weekly column. Go to the "Empire Magazine" section and then click on "Dave Barry" along the right hand column. This one also includes the Jeff MacNelly cartoon. San Jose Mercury News - If you're a subscriber to the San Jose Mercury News's "Mercury Center Web" service, you can read Dave's latest column, plus browse through a library of his older columns on their WWW page. The Mercury News has also started a service called NewsHound, through which you can get Dave's column e-mailed to you (it's a bit expensive, but you can get other things in addition to Dave's column). For more information on the Mercury Center Web service, check out http://www.sjmercury.com/main.htm

38. Word Spy - Dave Barry —dave barry, American humorist, Why Humor is Funny. Posted on May 23, 2003 at 916 AM. dave barry quotations Permalink Comments http://www.wordspy.com/WAW/Barry-Dave.asp

Home Subjects Archives Quotations Search: Search Tips Dave Barry American humorist WORDS ABOUT WORDS Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader that an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ITEM'S. Another important grammar concept to bear in mind when creating hand-lettered small-business signs is that you should put quotation marks around random words for decoration, as in "TRY" OUR HOT DOG'S, or even TRY "OUR" HOT DOG'S. Tips for Writer's Posted on November 13, 2002 at 4:12 PM Dave Barry quotations Permalink Comments WORDS ABOUT WORDS Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water. Why Humor is Funny Posted on May 23, 2003 at 9:16 AM

39. AlterPoint: Management Team : Automated Network Management, Network Security, An dave barry Vice President, Business Development and Strategic Alliances. dave brings 20 years of enterprise and service provider technology sales, http://www.alterpoint.com/index.php?id=16

40. NPR: Dave Barry Explains The Value Of A Dollar Perhaps with a eye toward eventual retirement, dave barry s new book examines fundamental economic questions, such as Where does money come from anyway? http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5161965

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