1. Dave Barry - Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia David Barry, Jr. (born July 3, 1947) is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prizewinning humorist who wrote a nationally syndicated column for the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry

Dave Barry From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation search The introduction of this article is too short. To comply with Wikipedia's lead section guidelines, it should be expanded. Please discuss this on the talk page and read the lead section guide to ensure it summarizes the article. David "Dave" Barry Born July 3 Armonk New York Occupation ... American Spouse Beth Barry (1976-1993), Michelle Kaufman (1996-) Website http://www.davebarry.com For the English musician, see Dave Berry (musician) David "Dave" Barry (born July 3 ) is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prize -winning humorist who wrote a nationally syndicated column for the The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. Contents Biography Journalism career Style Works ... edit Biography Barry was born in Armonk New York , where his father, also named David Barry , was a Presbyterian minister. He was educated at Pleasantville High School where he was elected "Class Clown" in 1965. He earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in English from Haverford College in 1969. As the son of a minister and an alumnus of a Quaker -affiliated college, Barry avoided military service during the

2. The Old Dave Barry Blog davebarry.blogspot.com/ Similar pages Dave BarryYou will need to download the FLASH 5 plugin in order to view the enhanced Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway site. Download Here. http://davebarry.blogspot.com/

Blog Archives Links Email the blog DaveBarry.com Columns The Herald Hunt ... "I'm With Stupid" Dave's Books Random House Penguin Putnam Support Your Local Bookseller Don't Quit Your Day Job Records: Rock Bottom Remainders Tuesday, March 2 NEW BLOG SITE OK, the new site appears to be working. The address is http://weblog.herald.com/column/davebarry/ Please note that there is now a "comments" section, where a thoughtful intellectual discussion is already taking place on the topic of Johnny Depp's ding dongs. posted by Dave Monday, March 1 MIGRATION STATUS UPDATE posted by Dave FUN PETS TO HAVE "Here girl! C'mon girl! NO, wait! GO BACK, GIRL!" (Thanks to Savitri) posted by Dave JOHNNY DEPP UPDATE UPDATE The Stealth Bloggerette is such a slut. posted by Dave JOHNNY DEPP UPDATE Like we care about his hair posted by judi OMAN UPDATE No, this blog does not know where the hell Oman is, either. posted by Dave BREAKING NEWS FROM OMAN Oman's leading snake catcher, Mr. Syed Farook, has returned from India and is ready for action. Key excerpt: “I have returned with a load of valuable information, skills on snakes and experiences, which has pumped up my knowledge and confidence in the snake hunting techniques, handling of a freshly caught snake, the housing and care of snakes,” Farook said. But the best part is his newfound ability to milk the venom of snakes for the first time in Oman.

3. Dave Barry Quotes - The Quotations Page Dave Barry; Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the Dave Barry, Kids Today They Don t Know Dum Diddly Do http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dave_Barry

Quotation Search by keyword or author: Home Weblog Quotes of the Day Motivational ... Read books online at our other site: The Literature Page Quotations by Author Dave Barry (1947 - ) [more author details] Showing quotations 1 to 11 of 11 total We have 6 book reviews related to Dave Barry. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry - More quotations on: [ Golf I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry - More quotations on: [ Argument I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to. Dave Barry Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.

4. Powells.com Interviews - Dave Barry Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson Will Never Grow Up They carry eye patches in their pockets as they tour around the country, clowning around like best http://www.powells.com/authors/barry.html

@import url(/css/combined_css.css); @import url(/css/sections.css); Skip navigation Browse Sections Bestsellers New Arrivals ... Kevin Young Find Books Award Winners Book Clubs Hosted Bookshelves Harry Potter ... Staff Picks Read the City Author Interviews Original Essays Fup. Store Cat. Review-a-Day ... Blog Win Free Books! Daily Dose PowellsBooks.news January 16, 2008 Archived Editions More newsletters Technica January 10, 2008 Archived Editions More newsletters PowellsBooks.kids January 23, 2008 Archived Editions More newsletters Read our exclusive interview with Michael Pollan and save 30% on In Defense of Food Hardcover Read an original essay by Neil Shubin and save 30% on Your Inner Fish Hardcover Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson Will Never Grow Up Dave Weich , Powells.com They carry eye patches in their pockets as they tour around the country, clowning around like best friends half their age. Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dave Barry and bestselling novelist Ridley Pearson have been making music together in a band called The Rock Bottom Remainders for twelve years. Now, for the first time, they've collaborated on the page. The result, Peter and the Starcatchers , is a nearly perfect adventure, a brilliantly conceived prequel to Peter Pan.

5. Dave Barry Quotes And Biography. Dave Barry Quotations. Read Dave Barry quotes, biography or a speech. QuoteDB offers a large collection of Dave Barry quotations, ratings and a picture. http://www.quotedb.com/authors/dave-barry

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Dave Barry From Wikiquote Jump to: navigation search Dave Barry (born July 3 ) is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist. edit Sourced Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. Source: Dave Barry in Cyberspace But this is no time for gaiety. This is a time to get hold of the folks at the Oregon State Highway division and ask them, when they get done cleaning up the beaches, to give us an estimate on the US Capitol. Source: "The Far Side Comes To Oregon", , referring to an attempt to explode a beached whale Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath. Source: Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Source: The Taming of the Screw The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

7. Books & Books Blog: Dave Barry Dave Barry. I never cease being amazed that Books Books is my local bookstore, because it also happens to be the best bookstore in the United States, http://booksandbooksblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/dave-barry.html

Tuesday, September 25, 2007 Dave Barry Dave Barry Posted by at 7:14 PM 2 comments: Victor said... October 1, 2007 5:28 PM Cristina said... It's not the quantity, silly, it's the quality...and of course, the beer! October 17, 2007 6:20 PM Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post ... Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) Blog Archive November Bernadette Murphy (Herald Tribune) Elisa Albo Jane Friedman (Harper Collins) ... Brad Meltzer Contributors Your locally-owned, independent bookstore with locations in Coral Gables, Miami Beach and Bal Harbour Shops and - coming soon - Grand Cayman. Here to serve all your bookselling needs. Welcome to our world of books! CORAL GABLES 265 Aragon Avenue Coral Gables, FL 33134 MIAMI BEACH 933 Lincoln Road Miami Beach, FL 33139 BAL HARBOUR SHOPS 9700 Collins Avenue Bal Harbour, FL 33154 Coming soon... GRAND CAYMAN Camana Bay 45 Market Street Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands Miami Beach Coral Gables Fax: 305.444.9751 VISIT OUR WEBSITE EMAIL US DIRECTIONS TO OUR STORES by Gibbs M. Smith

8. Dave Barry - Celebrity Atheist List From Barry s 1992 book Dave Barry Does Japan. I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, http://www.celebatheists.com/index.php?title=Dave_Barry

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@import "http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/vitest/style.css"; Dave Barry Quotes Dave Barry quotations Quote of the Day Puzzles document.write(holdW('holder')) Quotes by Dave Barry American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors. Business Dave Barry quote Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry quote I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry quote Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Dave Barry quote Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry quote Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

10. Podcasts, Blogs And Dave Barry Dave Barry is one funny guy. His column, which has run in the Miami Herald for more than 20 years, has appeared in more than 500 newspapers. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/01/31/BAGMIH06GL1.DTL

11. Dave Barry Official Website Official website with biography, FAQ for students, appearance schedule, list of books, and natterings. http://www.davebarry.com/

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12. About Dave (BIO/FAQ) dave barry is a humor columnist. For 25 years he was a syndicated columnist whose work appeared in more than 500 newspapers in the United States and abroad. http://www.davebarry.com/about.html

Check out what's new; click here: FAQ FAQ for Students Interviews Biography Dave Barry is a humor columnist. For 25 years he was a syndicated columnist whose work appeared in more than 500 newspapers in the United States and abroad. In 1988 he won the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary. Many people are still trying to figure out how this happened. Dave has also written a total of 30 books, although virtually none of them contain useful information. Two of his books were used as the basis for the CBS TV sitcom "Dave's World," in which Harry Anderson played a much taller version of Dave. Dave plays lead guitar in a literary rock band called the Rock Bottom Remainders , whose other members include Stephen King, Amy Tan, Ridley Pearson and Mitch Albom. They are not musically skilled, but they are extremely loud. Dave has also made many TV appearances, including one on the David Letterman show where he proved that it is possible to set fire to a pair of men's underpants with a Barbie doll. In his spare time, Dave is a candidate for president of the United States. If elected, his highest priority will be to seek the death penalty for whoever is responsible for making Americans install low-flow toilets.

13. Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com dave barry has been at The Miami Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about issues ranging from the international economy to http://www.miamiherald.com/living/columnists/dave_barry/

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14. Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/ living/columnists/dave_barry/ Blog dave is dave barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender. - judi is Judi Smith, who is dave s Research Department, as well as being http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/

Complete Forecast Search: Logout Member Center Jobs Cars ... Find an Ad Sections ! TODAY'S EXTRAS News Elections 2008 Obituaries ... ElNuevoHerald.com Online Features Calendar of Events Contests Message Boards Special Publications ... Podcasts Site Services Advertise RSS Feeds News by Email News by mobile ... Past Articles PARTNERS CBS 4 WFOR-TV Newspaper in Education More Partners Back to Home ... Dave Barry Dave Barry HUMOR COLUMNIST Dave Barry Dave Barry has been at The Miami Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about issues ranging from the international economy to exploding toilets. The lord of the dance doesn't have anything on me (This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Dec. 22, 2002.) I am not a fan of ballet. Now, before you members of the Dance Community get your leotards in a bunch, let me stress that I KNOW I AM WRONG. I know that ballet is a beautiful artistic form that requires great dedication and skill. I'm just saying that I, personally, would rather watch a dog catch a Frisbee. DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT Wondering where the candidate stands on key issues? Need to know where to send your

15. That Blasted Year - Washingtonpost.com dave barry reviews the historic events of 2006, both real and imaginary. That Blasted Year. dave barry shoots 2006 full of holes. By dave barry http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/27/AR2006122701734.

var SA_Message="SACategory=" + 'print/washpostmagazine'; Hello Change Preferences Sign Out Sign In Register Now ... Pets SEARCH: washingtonpost.com Web Search Archives washingtonpost.com Print Edition Washington Post Magazine ... E-Mail This Article Humor That Blasted Year Dave Barry shoots 2006 full of holes By Dave Barry Sunday, December 31, 2006; Page W18 IT WAS A MOMENTOUS YEAR, a year of events that will echo in the annals of history the way a dropped plate of calamari echoes in an Italian restaurant with a tile floor. Decades from now, our grandchildren will come to us and say, "Tell us, Grandpa or Grandma, as the case may be, what it was like to be alive in the year that Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Katie whats-hername all had babies, although not necessarily in those combinations." And we will smile wisely and emit a streamer of drool, because we will be very old and unable to hear them. And that will be a good thing, because there are many things about 2006 that we will not want to remember. This was the year in which the members of the United States Congress, who do not bother to read the actual bills they pass, spent weeks poring over instant messages sent by a pervert. This was the year in which the vice president of the United States shot a lawyer, which turned out to be totally legal inTexas. This was the year in which as clearly foretold in the Bible as a sign of the Apocalypse Howie Mandel wound up with a hit TV show. The Washington Post Magazine

16. The Infamous Exploding Whale A reprint of this essay from the book dave barry in Cyberspace. Includes video of the reallife event. http://www.perp.com/whale/barry.html

The Infamous Exploding Whale Dave Barry The popularity of the whale is primarily due to the Pulitzer Prize winning author Dave Barry, and an article he wrote about it several years ago titled Dead Whale Removal Since he was kind enough to publish the web address (well, the old one, anyway) of these pages in his book Dave Barry In Cyberspace , we're going to reprint the article here. (No, it doesn't make sense. And we'll probably receive a letter from one of his lawyers soon.) However, in the meantime, enjoy. The Farside comes to life in Oregon. I am absolutely not making this incident up; in fact I have it all on videotape. The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects. So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan remember, I am not making this up of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking is that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by seagulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal.

17. Pearls Of Wisdom By Dave Barry Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn. http://www.lucidcafe.com/library/pearls.html

Categorical Index Library Gallery Other Sources of Wisdom Buddha's Teaching The Jefferson Bible The Qur'an The Tao Te Ching ... What You Should Know Pearls of Wisdom "Twenty-Five Things It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. A penny saved is worthless. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

18. Dave Barry Quotes 84 quotes and quotations by dave barry. dave barry Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it s open to http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dave_barry.html

Add the "Quote of the Day" to Your Site or Blog - it's EASY! Home Quote Topics Quote Keywords ... Author Nationalities Authors: A B C D ... Z Web brainyquote.com Dave Barry Quotes Type: Journalist Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: July 3 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Dave Barry Related Authors: Ambrose Bierce Erma Bombeck Kin Hubbard Bob Woodward ... Steve Powers A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is. Dave Barry Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. Dave Barry And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West. Dave Barry As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. Dave Barry Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

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var rm = false; var krd_site = "realcities"; var krd_site_display_name = "RealCities.com"; var krd_publication = "realcities"; Back to Home News Friday, Jan 25, 2008 Politics Ask Your Question Dave Barry for President! McClatchy Newspapers Dave Barry visit his official Web site . Or, you can do something productive with your life. But we don't recommend this. Read Dave Barry's blog Read Dave's columns on MiamiHerald.com MiamiHerald.com: Political Currents Questions: 1 - 10 of 1792 J , Vancouver, WA 1/25/08 AYou will have to ask him. All I have to say is, everybody involved was consenting. Dave Barry QMr Barry, did you know that for a pure wave motion in fluid dynamics, the Stokes drift velocity is the average velocity when following a specific fluid parcel as it travels with the fluid flow? Mr. Physics , University 1/24/08 AThis is the cornerstone of my foreign and domestic policies. Dave Barry QIf my wife asks, I was with you all day on January 23, 2008. Okay? Taking the Fifth AGot it. And everybody involved was consenting. Dave Barry QDave, how many humor columnists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?... Oh I forgot... humor columnists aren't smart enough to screw in lightbulbs! Ha Ha Ha... anyways I think your backup campaign theme song should be Sue Thompson's 1961 hit "Norman".

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