101. Chemistry Jokes And The Periodic Table This is a collection of K12 chemistry jokes with chemistry and periodic tablefacts, pictures and links interspersed throughout the site describing http://www.juliantrubin.com/chemistryjokes.html

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102. Science And Technology - Science Fun strange properties of chemistry and other humorous fun. This science humorindex offers plenty of ticklers for physicists, chemists and biologists, http://www.centerofweb.com/scitech/science_fun.htm

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103. Profession Jokes - Chemists Jokes about chemists and chemistry (part of the Profession Jokes site) http://www.workjoke.com/projoke26.htm

Previous: Physicists Next: Engineers Profession Jokes - Table of Contents David's Homepage Chemists A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word." (This is, of course, a chemists joke. For pharmacists jokes click here A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned. The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned. The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water". A Chemical is a Substance that: An organic chemist turns into a foul odor. An analytical chemist turns into a procedure. A physical chemist turns into a straight line.

104. Science Jokes:3. CHEMISTRY Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Physical chemistryis research on everything for which the negative logaritm is linear with 1/T http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/3.html

3. CHEMISTRY Subsections 3. chemistry - general 3.1 chemistry poetry 3.2 chemistry quotes 3.3 chemical puns ... 3.7 elements general Index Comments and Contributions previous:2.21 the buttered bread on cat problem chemistry Top of page Bottom of page Index Send comment chemistry Top of page Bottom of page Index Send comment From: winicur#NoSpam.beagle.colorado.edu (Zev Winicur) PROFESSOR EPPENDORF'S LABORATORY NOVELTIES AND PRACTICAL JOKES by Zev Winicur X-RAY SPECS Forget the cheap, plastic x-ray specs from yesteryear. These battery powered spectacles contain a real x-ray! Hold your hand in front of your face to see your bones wiggling around. Count your friends' vertebrae and locate joint articulations. Great at lab parties! $11.99 each LEONARD THE TALKING LAB MOUSE Turn Leonard on and he occasionally twitches in his cage. Pick him up by his tail and he says, ``Hey, put me down!'' Covered with real mouse fur, Leonard is the most realistic looking ersatz mouse on the market. $14.99 each September 24 September 30 REMOTE-CONTROLLED GEIGER COUNTER Looks and acts like a real Geiger counter but you can make the needle ``jump'' at the press of a button. Hide the remote control in your pocket and make the needle move when people check themselves for radiation. They'll go into hysterics thinking they have received a lethal dose! Yuks galore!

105. Science Jokes:3. CHEMISTRY : 3.6 CHEMISTS Enrico asked chemistry, quite reasonably, for the tools to earn his living Special Category Famous last words Famous last words chemistry teacher And http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/3_6.html

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107. The Coffee Place's Joke Stack O er the green little chemist s Green little grave. Q. What s the first thing toremember in chemistry? A. Don t lick the spoon. http://www.thecoffeeplace.com/Jokes/aaaaabxe.html

The Coffee Place's Joke Stack Chemistry Humor Johnny had a chemestry set, Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4. Q: What happened to the chemist who fell into a vat of acid? A: He was absorbed in his work. A green little chemist On a green little day, Mixed some green little chemicals In a green little way. Now the green little grasses So tenderly wave O'er the green little chemist's Green little grave. Q. What's the first thing to remember in chemistry? A. Don't lick the spoon. This page is maintained by: mark@thecoffeeplace.com Changes were last made on 11-20-2001 Return to The Coffee Place's Joke Stack

108. Chemistry Links chemistry Jokes Entertain your lab mates with these brilliant gems of chemistryhumor! Hot AIR Excerpts from the Annals of Improbable Research. http://www.skidmore.edu/academics/chemistry/links/links.htm

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109. Nuffield Advanced Chemistry - Chemical Jokes A web site for students studying advanced chemistry courses in the UK. http://www.chemistry-react.org/go/Tutorial/Tutorial_4533.html

Quick links: H ome Te x ... hat next You are in: Home Fun stuff Chemical jokes http://www.workjoke.com/projoke26.htm Need a chance to groan at some old favourites and corny puns? Look no further than this web site. Share your own chemistry jokes with us if they are fit to publish or steer us to a web site with a better sense of humour (or humor if that's where you are coming from). Rate this page or react Share your views on this page, 101 ratings so far 3 , rated at Reactions Andy Smythe These jokes are soooooo cool 24 September 2002 updated: 18 July 2003 Chemistry Search All Topics AS Chemistry A2 Chemistry Special Studies Questions and Answers You can search the Re:act site here. If this search does not give you the information you need, then you can ask a question and we will try to help you. You Tell Us You Tell Us - ideas, information and suggestions you tell us This site is XHTML CSS and WCAG compliant. site designed by the OTHER media, London

110. Chemistry Weblinks - The University Of Newcastle chemistry (Science) WWW hub for chemistry links to other resources Humour andFactoids. National Exposure Warning Center Dihydrogen Monoxide Research http://www.newcastle.edu.au/discipline/chemistry/chemlinks.html

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111. Chemistry Jokes The chemistry majorwhy does it work? The liberal arts majorwould you here reading jokes on chemistry. Ha!!!! Ha!!!!!! Ha!!!!!!!!! http://library.thinkquest.org/10429/gather/jokes.htm

Chemistry Jokes Add Your Own Joke Name: E-mail Address: Type Joke Here: Note: this form is no longer functional. Some Examples Knock, Knock Who's There? Lead Lead who? Open the door and lead me in. Which sub-atomic particle ran for President? The electron What do you so with dead Chemistry Students? Barium Your Jokes Name: Jaime E-Mail: A neutron walks into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, for you, no charge Name: Rodney E-Mail: What did one proton say to the other proton when the were fighting? Let me atom. Name: kevin E-Mail: what do you call a pig that crosses the road once, rolls in the mud, and crosses the road again? A dirty double crosser. Name: Bill E-Mail: How did Stannic achknowledge a question when on his CB? Tin Four! Name: Rahul E-Mail: What is bacteria? The back of a cafeteria!! What is a paradox? A pair of doctors!!!!!! Name: Krikkit E-Mail: Oh, so many jokes.... Why do they call helium curium and barium the 'medical elements'? Because, if you can't helium or curium, you barium! I would get into the mole jokes, but I doubt anybody would appreciate 20 pages of bad pun.

112. Molecules With Silly Or Unusual Names Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is atestament to that. Here we ll show you some real molecules that have unusual, http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm

Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is a testament to that. Here we'll show you some real molecules that have unusual, ridiculous or downright silly names. If you know of any other potential candidates for this page, please let me know . People from all over the world have sent me so many contributions to this page, that I've now had to split it into three smaller pages. The 3D structure files of many of these molecules can be obtained by clicking on the images. Information on what you need to view these structure files can be found here Arsole Yes, believe it or not, there is actually a molecule called Arsole ... and it's a ring! It is the arsenic equivalent of pyrrole, and although it is rarely found in its pure form, it is occasionally seen as a sidegroup in the form of organic arsolyls . For more information, see the paper with probably the best title of any scientific paper I've ever come across: "Studies on the Chemistry of the Arsoles", G. Markl and H. Hauptmann, J. Organomet. Chem

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