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95. The Chemistry Set [rec.humor.funny] His wife replies that he s downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. I thought you were playing with your chemistry set. http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/87/merced.html

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Electrons: Two electron convicts are sitting in a jail cell together. The first one says, "What are you in for?" The second one says, "For attempting a forbidden transition." Ions: Iam Positive: Version 1 Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!" The other responds, "Are you sure?!?" "Yes, I'm positive!" Version 2 A hydrogen atom came running into a police station asking for help.... Hydrogen atom: Someone just stole my electron!! Policeman: Are you sure? Hydrogen atom: Yes, I'm positive policeman: Oh, I thought you were just being negative again. Version 3 Two sodium atoms are flying around a cyclotron. Suddenly the first atom said to the second, `Hey, I think I've just lost an electron.' `Are you sure?' asked the second atom. `Yeah,' said the first, `I'm positive.' Of course, the real joke is that neither sodium atom could have been flying around the cyclotron in the first place, unless they were already ionized. Administratum: Physicists at Harwell have discovered the heaviest element known to science, named Administratum. The new element has no protons or electrons, and has an atomic number of zero. However, it does have one neutron, eight assistant neutrons, ten executive neutrons, 35 vice neutrons and 258 assistant vice neutrons.

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List of Resources for Music (other than the products available from Dr. Chordate) and Humor in the Science Classroom. Please check the Products and Programs page for a large selection of science music available from Dr. Chordate. Earth and Space Science AstroCapella 2.0: A Musical Exploration of the Universe a new enhanced CD by The Chromatics contains 13 songs about the solar system, plus movies, activities, etc. The rocking, high-energy, professionally recorded and produced songs cover topics in astronomy. Check one or the other of their web sites: The Chromatics or Astrocapella . NASA engineers and allies with too little to do? Astronomy Songs Beth's Rock Collection Beth Cook, a high school science teacher from Blue Springs, Missouri, has some excellent songs that she uses in her earth science classes. Geology Songs Weather Songs Rocks and Water Songs and other materials by Canadian folk singer Chris Rawlings. Rock 'n' Soil songs by Francis D. Hole (is this a made up name for an earth science teacher, or what?) and students at R. M. Teitelman School, Cape May NJ. Life Science The Biochemists' Songbook by Harold Baum. This book of 13 songs, published by Pergamon Press, first came out in 1982. (I understand that a later edition has 19 songs, but I only have the earlier edition myself.) The singer on the accompanying tape is Gary Bond (former rock musician and star of the Broadway musicals "Joseph" and "Evita"). The lyrics are set to some popular and/or classical tunes: for example, Waltz Round the Cycle (Waltzing Matilda), Battle Hymn of the Aerobes, Beta Oxidation (There's a Tavern in the Town), and so on. It may be hard to find, and it's not for everyone, but the songs do illustrate some heavy duty biochemical points.

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Greetings and Salutations! Welcome to my weird and wacky website. There are many different links to be found here. Links varying from really bad science jokes to sports stuff. Enjoy! The Joke of the Month! Two hydrogens are walking along a street. The first one says, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one then says, "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE." I have found that when you hang out in science classes a lot, you pick up this kooky ability: all bad jokes become hilarious. Maybe it is the toxic fumes, or the strange company but slowly your sense of humor goes downhill. So here's some of the bad jokes that I have found on the internet. They are funny for science people and non-science people. So go and enjoy the weird humor. Science Jokes Stupid Test Answers aka things I typically put on my own tests.. Ask Dr. Science! To Hell With Science I do find the title to this website interesting. Biology Jokes these are hilarious! Science Jokes Science Jokes:3. CHEMISTRY Chem jokes. The best kind.. The Funny Firm A weird place.

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