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Steven Wright Professor Office: 208E Zachry Phone: 979-845-7441 Fax: 979-845-6259 email: wright@ee.tamu.edu web: ee.tamu.edu/~mrsl Education Ph.D., University of Illinois, 1984 Areas of Interest Magnetic Resonance Imaging Antenna Theory Electromagnetics Publications Book Chapters S.M. Wright, "NMR-MRI," Chapter 16 in Introduction to Biomedical Engineering, John Enderle, Susan Blanchard, Joseph Bonzino, Eds., Academic Press, NY, 1999. W.C. Hanigan, S.M. Wright, and R.M. Wright, "Perinatal Magnetic Resonance Imaging." in Current Therapy in Neonatal-Perinatal Medicine, N.M. Nelson, ed., Decker, Phil. PA., 1990 Y.T. Lo, S.M. Wright, and M. Davidovitz, "Microstrip Antennas- Theories, Designs and Applications." in Handbook on Microwave and Optical Components, Kai Chang, ed., Wiley Interscience., New York, 1989. Journal Papers J.A. Bankson and S.M. Wright, “Simulation Based Investigation of Partially Parallel Imaging with a Linear Array at High Accelerations,“ Magnetic Resonance in Medicine, pp. 777-786, April, 2002. S.M. Wright

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CANONICAL LIST OF STEVEN WRIGHT JOKES (AND LOOK-ALIKES) You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and asked her, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different colored socks." I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." Then she asked, "How do you feel?" and I said, "Well, you know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time." Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse? -Steven Wright I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me and I didn't hear it.

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen! I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else's property. I once locked my keys out of my car. I had break out of my car with a coat hanger. I planted some bird seed. A bird grew. Now I don't know what to feed it. Whenever I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. Someone told me, "You're wearing two different colored socks." I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it. You know, you turn it upside down then you turn it back and it starts to snow. I bought one, except this has a snow plow that does it in rows. I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. You know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time.

97. Physics @ The University Of Strathclyde In Glasgow Scotland UK/information/peopl Stephen wright (Homepage). Status, Postgraduate Student Jamison, steven Jaroszynski, Dino Jeffers, John Johnson, Alexander Jones, David http://phys.strath.ac.uk/information/people/people.php?staffID=211&staffstatusid

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