61. Bowling Green Vs Northern Illinois (2-23-05 At DeKalb, IL (Convocation Center)) JUMPER by ALMANSON, Josh 1815 ASSIST by wright, steven 1804 FOUL by wright, steven GOOD! 3 PTR by MAESTRANZI, Anthony 1736 35 V 2 ASSIST by SIMS, http://www3.niu.edu/athletics/mbball/agate04-05/Box Scores/02-23-05.htm

Bowling Green vs Northern Illinois (2-23-05 at DeKalb, IL (Convocation Center)) Box Score Play-by-Play Official Basketball Box Score Official Basketball Box Score Bowling Green vs Northern Illinois 2-23-05 7:05 p.m. at DeKalb, IL (Convocation Center) Play-By-Play Play-By-Play Bowling Green vs Northern Illinois 2-23-05 7:05 p.m. at DeKalb, IL (Convocation Center) Northern Illinois 32, Bowling Green 25 1st period-only InPaint Pts-T/O 2nd-Chc FastBrk BnchPts Ties Leads Bowling Green 2 4 3 Northern Illinois 12 5 2 4 1 Northern Illinois 72, Bowling Green 61 2nd period-only InPaint Pts-T/O 2nd-Chc FastBrk BnchPts Ties Leads Bowling Green 14 8 16 2 9 Northern Illinois 8 15 2 2 7

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Bad Credit Home Loan fake id Discount Cigarettes - Free Shipping fake id ... Your Page This page is sponsored by Watch Independent Film Short Movies Jokes2Go.com Humor Lists Steven Wright One-Liners Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me and I didn't hear it. He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now." I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York. I like to reminisce with people I don't know. I like to skate on the other side of the ice. I'm so hyper... (Said with a very dull voice.) If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't.

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Home Poetry Images Spy ... Trivia Quotations Quote Index Descriptions Search Suggestions The Alphabetical Steven Wright (154 entries) This, and Shakespeare, are the only single-person collections here, though H.L. Mencken and Mark Twain are always good candidates, with Bierce and Franklin not far behind. Most of these are by Wright. A few he borrowed from Lily Tomlin, and perhaps a few from Carlin or Newhart. But the balance are his. There may be a few strays made up by Wright immitators as well. Sorry for those : ) Steve A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it." A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and...........ooooohhhhhh, that's much better... A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

64. Steven Wright Jokes The other side said, Is this steven wright? I said, Yes The guy said, Hi, I m Mr. Jones, the student loan director from your bank. http://www.funny2.com/wright.htm

FUNNY2.COM Funny or Not? Mitch Hedberg World's Funniest Joke ... Bad Resumes Howard Daughters Steven Wright Thoughts Whenever everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. If I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts. It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. Always borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back. The speed of time is one second per second. I was once arrested for resisting arrest. My father was a small claims court jester. What's the youngest you can die of old age? I have a fax machine with "fax waiting". It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I was skydiving horizontally. I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? On my walls I have pictures of the rooms on the second floor, so I never have to go upstairs.

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66. The Smiths / Morrissey FAQ: Who's Who Morrissey, steven Patrick Amazingly enough, the lead singer of The Smiths. Moir, Jim AKA Vic Reeves, Not to be confused with Steve wright EVER. http://www.oz.net/~moz/faq/whoswho.htm

Who's Who ? Last Updated : 2001/05/03 http://listen.to/morrissey@45rpm There are millions of people missing from this Who's Who. Please, please, please contribute (new people, descriptions, corrections, better descriptions of people listed - anything !) Allman, Rob Johnny Marr's first writing partner, in the band White Dice. Babylon Books Published Morrissey's books. Bedford, Mark (a.k.a. "Bedders") Morrissey's one-time bassist for Kill Uncle , and formerly a member of Madness. Bellis, Pat Rough Trade's press officer. Bragg, Billy Marr conspirator. Covered Panic, Ask, and several other Smiths songs. Black, Cilla 60's pop artist. The Smiths covered one of her songs, Work Is A Four-Letter Word Bolan, Marc T-Rex frontman who wrote a song covered by Morrissey, Cosmic Dancer Bollock Brothers, The Whom The Smiths were amazed to find themselves supporting on a European tour date. Boorer, Lyn Wife of Boz Boorer. Former member of the The Shillelagh Sisters. Plays double bass in Sonny George's band. Boorer, Martin (Boz) Plays guitar, writes with, and sings backing vocals for Morrissey solo. Former member of The Polecats. Has also written songs with and played for Adam Ant. When not playing in Morrissey's band he along with his wife Lyn can be found playing with Sonny George, ex-frontman of the Planet Rockers. The Planet Rockers opened for Morrissey on a leg of his 1991 tour. His website is

67. A Reliable Multicast Webcast Protocol For Multimedia Collaboration LK wright, steven McCanne, and Jay Lepreau. A reliable multicast webcast @inproceedings{ wright00reliable, author = L. Kristin wright and steven http://citeseer.ist.psu.edu/359368.html

68. Alumni, By Graduation Year wright, steven, BS Wachovia National Bank and Owner, Geeks on Call, Charlotte wright, steven (House Minority Whip VAS), 1997 SWrigh01@ucis.vill.edu http://www.astronomy.villanova.edu/students/year1.htm

Astronomy Alumni FORMAT: Name , Current Degree (Graduate School) Current Position E-mail Address [if available] Homepage [if available] Class of 2004 Barge, Laura , BS Astronomy Graduate Student - Geobiology and Astrobiology, University of Souther California barge@usc.edu Drescher, Joseph joseph.drescher@villanova.edu Dulude, Micheal , BS Astronomy Graduate Student - Astronomy, San Diego State University mdulud01@student.villanova.edu Lesniak, Michael , BS Astronomy Graduate Student - Department of Physics and Astronomy, Arizona Stata University michael.lesniak@villanova.edu Kolb, Kelly , BS Astronomy Graduate Student - Planetary Sciences Lunar and Planetary Laboratory, University of Arizona kelly.kolb@villanova.edu kkolb@lpl.arizona.edu Miller, Joleen , BS Astronomy Graduate Student - Department of Astronomy, University of Viginia jkm9n@virginia.edu Class of 2003 Castora, Jessica , BS Astronomy Graduate Student - Astronomy Department, San Diego State University Jessica.Castora@villanova.edu Davis, James James.J.Davis@villanova.edu

69. Alumni, By Name wright, steven (1997), BS Wachovia National Bank and Owner, Geeks on Call, Charlotte wright, steven (House Minority Whip VAS) (1997), VU Graduate http://www.astronomy.villanova.edu/students/name1.htm

Astronomy Alumni FORMAT: Name (Year of Graduation), Current Degree (Graduate School) Current Position E-mail Address [if available] Homepage [if available] A B C D ... Z - A - Abbott, Brian (1995), BS Astronomy MS (University of Toleda) Digital Galaxy Project, American Museum of Natural History abbott@amnh.org Acierno, Michael J. (1978), MS (Columbia) Programmer, Goddard Aiello, John J. (1974), BS California Institute of Technology, JPL, Navigation and Mission Design jaiello@jpl.nasa.gov Anselowitz (Vasquez), Tara (1999), BS Science Teacher Burn Brae Academy taralynnvasquez@yahoo.com Anselowitz, Tara (1999), BS Data Processor - Chandra X-Ray Observatory Project, Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory tara@head-cfa.harvard.edu - B - Bachman, Peter J. (1971), PhD (Penn State Education, Psy) Dean, Harcum Junior College Baliunas, Sallie L. (1974), PhD (Harvard University) Physicist at CFA baliunas@cfa.harvard.edu http://mtwilson.edu Baloga, Stephen M. (1970), PhD (Drexel University) Jet Propulsion Labs Baluta, Christopher

70. Steven Wright Humor Funny One Liners from steven wright. Pirated from from AAPG Explorer, Oct. 1995. 1) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? http://cmgm.stanford.edu/~lkozar/StevenWright.html

Funny One Liners from Steven Wright Pirated from from AAPG Explorer, Oct. 1995 1) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? 2) Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together? 3) If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 4) If you are driving a car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens? WHY ASK WHY? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy with the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says "Open somewhere else?"

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72. Growabrain: Comedians - Steven Wright Archives Short sound snippets from ”Half Baked”, where steven wright played “The Guy on the couch”. “Fake” steven wright sayings by Rod Schmidt http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/comedians_steven_wright/

growabrain open links in new window About Me Search Grow a Brain Calculators Archives Site Graphics Grab a graphic to link to GAB People are Talking See what people are saying about Grow a Brain. Credits Site design by taz Original "gabby" character artwork by Alonzo Real Estate The Great Team Syndicate this site (XML) Add me to your TypePad People list Suggest a link Collections 2004 Election Advertising Americana Americana - Abraham Lincoln ... Zen March 19, 2005 The Guy on the Couch “If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts” Short clips from “One Soldier” and The Appointments Of Dennis Jennings I Was Trying to Daydream ... But My Mind Kept Wandering A long Onion’s AV Club interview, January 29, 2003 Short sound snippets from ”Half Baked” , where Steven Wright played “The Guy on the couch” “Fake” Steven Wright sayings by Rod Schmidt: I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone. If God dropped acid, would he see people? I had amnesia once or twice. I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. It was made of grass.

73. Steve Wright Steve wright Humour. In case you ve never seen him, steven wright is a stand up comedian who delivers all his jokes as a series of absolutely dead pan no http://www.suslik.org/Humour/People/wright.html

Steve Wright Humour In case you've never seen him, Steven Wright is a stand up comedian who delivers all his jokes as a series of absolutely dead pan no expression statements. So imagine these statements being made in a quiet, almost monotone delivery ... For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... So then I filled the humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny. Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing... For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running... [slow glance upward] This is my impression of a bowling ball...[drags the mike along the floor, then lifts it]...gutter... There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices... in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything...so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down...up and down...up and down....Then one day I got a letter from a woman in Germany...it just said, "Cut it out."

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75. Steve's Electric Dreams : According to the Frederick Circuit Court, the only record they have is for a steven Paul wright who was arrested for a felony in 2002. http://www.dotnetjunkies.com/weblog/swright/

Steve's Electric Dreams A BizTalk and .NET Blog August 2005 Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Search Go Navigation Blogs Login Professional My Resume Planet Consulting BizTalk Server 2004 Enterprise Library Subscriptions RSS 2.0 Atom 0.3 Contact Post Categories Avanade (rss) BizTalk (rss) ... ASP.NET and IIS Serve More Fortune 1000 Sites Than any Other Web Server Technologies Enough said! http://www.techweb.com/showPressRelease.jhtml?articleID=X333718 Microsoft platforms (ASP.NET, ASP): 43.6% Java platforms (J2EE, JSP, WebLogic, WebSphere, Tomcat): 12.2% PHP: 5.2% ColdFusion: 2.7% Perl: 2.3% Python (Zope): 0.1% I think I made the right decision in my career path! posted Friday, June 03, 2005 11:47 AM by swright with 0 Comments VB6 on life-support There has been an online petition ( http://classicvb.org/ ) recently to try to convince Microsoft to continue the development of VB6. When I first heard this, I thought it was a joke. I have been using VB.NET and C# for about 3 years now and I would seriously quit my job before working in VB6 again. Some background about myself, so you won't think I am a Java or C++ guy. In my

76. The Greatest Quotes By The Greatest Stand-Up Comedian Ever, Steven Wright steven wright s 55 greatest standup lines. steven wright. Disclaimer This in no way represents the extent of his comedic genius. http://www.arches.uga.edu/~jpetrie/wright.html

Steven Wright Quotes Steven Wright Black holes are where God divided by zero. Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I was once walking through the forest, alone, and a tree fell right in front of me, and I didn’t hear it. In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, “What for?” Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost. I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?” I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. I used to be a narrator for bad mimes. I used to work for the factory where they make hydrants, but you couldn’t park anywhere near the place. I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day ’cause that means it’s gonna be up all night. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me; I’m afraid of widths.

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steven wright - comedian Contact Us! Name List Search Site Celebrity Comedians ... Humorists Telephone: Fax: by Comedians USA STEVEN WRIGHT Steven Wrightthe man with the monotone. A prototype comedian that others are sure to follow. His delivery is deadpan, his manner stoic, and he's the hottest act to catch today, if you can find him when, he momentarily lapses into reality. In appearance, Wright's lifestyle hasn't changed much although his career has taken off. In a shorter time than most, Wright expanded his comedy collection to include an album, video, film and television appearances. His 1986 debut album, I HAVE A PONY, earned him a Grammy nomination and nods from the music industry. He quickly followed this with several video showcases on HBO including his own special, "ON LOCATION: STEVEN WRIGHT," he took part in the "YOUNG COMEDIAN'S SPECIAL," with Robin Williams, Richard Belzer, Harry Anderson and Howie Mandel. In 1989, Steven Wright was awarded an ACADEMY AWARD for writing and starring in the short film, THE APPOINTMENTS OF DENNIS JENNINGS. It seems obvious that comedians are the people to watch in the entertainment industry as they cross over to all mediums with success. ABC paid comics their long overdue tribute by hosting the "ABC COMEDY AWARDS". PBS did their honors with a half hour comedy anthology series starring Steven Wright, Tim Matheson and Catherine O'Hara.

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Book Comedians home celebrity comedians STEVEN WRIGHT COMEDIAN Steven Wrightthe man with the monotone. A prototype comedian that others are sure to follow. His delivery is deadpan, his manner stoic, and he's the hottest act to catch today, if you can find him when, he momentarily lapses into reality. In appearance, Wright's lifestyle hasn't changed much although his career has taken off. In a shorter time than most, Wright expanded his comedy collection to include an album, video, film and television appearances. His 1986 debut album, I HAVE A PONY, earned him a Grammy nomination and nods from the music industry. He quickly followed this with several video showcases on HBO including his own special, "ON LOCATION: STEVEN WRIGHT," he took part in the "YOUNG COMEDIAN'S SPECIAL," with Robin Williams, Richard Belzer, Harry Anderson and Howie Mandel. In 1989, Steven Wright was awarded an ACADEMY AWARD for writing and starring in the short film, THE APPOINTMENTS OF DENNIS JENNINGS. It seems obvious that comedians are the people to watch in the entertainment industry as they cross over to all mediums with success. ABC paid comics their long overdue tribute by hosting the "ABC COMEDY AWARDS". PBS did their honors with a half hour comedy anthology series starring Steven Wright, Tim Matheson and Catherine O'Hara. Wright's back-to-back appearances with the king of late night television put his fledgling career into high gear. The dour comedian soon found himself performing his off-beat routines on "Saturday Night Live." "Late Niqht With David Letterman," and numerous trips back to visit Johnny on the "Tonight Show". September 1990, Steven Wright starred in a special for HBO. The special is part stand-up from The Wintergarden Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, and a short film shot on-location in New York and New Jersey.

80. Steven Wright Quotes And Quotations steven wright quotes , amusing and funny quotations. http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/w/Steven_Wright_1.htm

AmusingQuotes.com Search Quotes: Home New Quotes Claim your Free 40Gb Ipod Free Smiley faces for your Email ... Free Nintendo DS GameConsole Steven Wright Quotes Pages: (b. 1955) - American comedian, actor. Visit his site - Click icon to send that quote to a friend. I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday' If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal! My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?' You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

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