161. Ultimate Martha Stewart Collection Candid martha stewart as seldom seen. Includes parody photos, fan pages, Odditorium, martha stewart's tribute to Star Trek, hula solo, humorous recipes, and home and garden jokes. http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/

Tip: Sell Short! !!! And, the Moral of This Story ... Candid Martha Stewart as rarely seen publically! You too, can interact with Martha Stewart's fans- the Stewies, visit Martha Stewart's private museum- The Odditorium, do lunch with Martha Stewart and Bill Clinton, follow Martha Stewart's Star Fleet career a.k.a. the Omnimedia, attend a wild party with Martha Stewart, witness Martha Stewart's hula and uke solo, and more. It's a good thing... Enjoy! Odditorium Paparazzi Pix Galactic Martha Party Map ... Parody Links God Bless America America believes in you, Martha Stewart! (Or, at least MrsMegaByte does!) Err.. We do believe in you, Goddess Martha Stewart. But, if you *do* ultimately end up in low-security prison, your fans will really miss you! MrsMegaByte, for one, was really hoping to get *that* salad recipe! MrsMegabyte's got some "insider" tips for you, too, Martha, ~ about how to ~ avoid the cops!

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164. Martha Stewart Don t people have anything better to do than harass martha stewart or write But this case isn ta war against martha stewart it s a war against festive http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/business/martha-stewart/

rotten Library Biographies Icons of Business Martha Stewart "My dream now, in retrospect then, was to be an eclectic knowledge-gathering person - in order to be able to learn and then to teach. And I'm still doing that, so I think I am a teacher." Don't people have anything better to do than harass Martha Stewart or write extended essays about the vastness of her worldwide enterprise? Without Stewart's guidance, most people would never consider adding Scope or common household Listerine to their bongs . But by doing so, each inhale grows mintier and more evenly mentholated than the last. Mouthwash serves to fully neutralize odors found lurking in tubes of glass, plastic, even wood - and it can actually make the monthly cleaning process easier. Furthermore, as you smoke, each puff is drawn through a network of chemicals which prevent precious particulate matter from adhering to the bong's inner walls. You'll aspirate more dope, get five times higher - and that really is a good thing! So quit your bitching and give her a chance.

165. HELLO! Profiles Her magazine martha stewart Living has now achieved a circulation of 1.3 million In 1999, martha stewart Omnimedia was floated on the stock exchange, http://www.hellomagazine.com/profiles/marthastewart/

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166. The Superficial - Martha Stewart Extends House Arrest mstewart_kill.jpg In a brief statement Wednesday, martha stewart s lawyer, *Update So martha stewart is extending her house arrest because she http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003249.html

Home About Archives Forums ... Comments In a brief statement Wednesday, Martha Stewart's lawyer, Walter E. Dellinger, said that Martha was due to complete five months of house arrest on August 10, but has agreed to extend the sentence by three extra weeks . It wasn't revealed what Stewart did to earn the extra three weeks, but I suspect it has to do with the dead bodies I saw her burying in her backyard. I couldn't make it out too clearly, but I distincly remember seeing at least three orphans among the pile, as well as a very cute puppy. And before you wonder what I was doing snooping around Martha Stewart's home, you tell me how else I'm supposed to score sexy pictures of her knitting a sweater. Knitting, man! That's hot stuff! *Update: So Martha Stewart is extending her house arrest because she allegedly went to a yoga class and has been driving around her estate in an off-road vehicle. I guess the justice system just doesn't care about those dead orphans and very cute puppy she has buried in her backyard. Thanks to Katie for the tip.

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