The Jenny McCarthy Hearings
by Michael Dare Prototype script for Histeria Jenny McCarthy is at the beach hosting her television show when she is approached by a man with a subpoena. She is put in a car and taken to a hall of justice. She enters a room with a long bench full of Senate investigators, and dozens of lawyers and newspeople. Hundreds of flashbulbs go off as she enters the room. Ms. McCarthy, I believe we can keep this brief. We have only one question. Are you now, or have you ever been, a beach bimbo? What? That's ridiculous, I... Her attorney puts his hand over her microphone. I've advised my client not to answer that question, and I'd also like to point out that this hearing is a travesty of justice... The crowd gets riled up. Order in the court. Now Ms. McCarthy, we have actual photographs of you running on the beach in a bikini. Congressman, would you roll the film? A film gets shown. All the men in the audience turn into wolves and howl. Now that WAS you, was it not Ms. McCarthy? Yes, it was, but... | |
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