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         Going Joanna:     more books (24)
  1. Going Against the Current: Dis-ease, My Journey to Joy by Joanna Wilkinson, 2006-07-06
  2. Lady Windermere's Fan: Starring Joanna Going, Roger Rees, and Eric Stoltz by Oscar Wilde, Oscar Wilde, et all 2001-08-09
  3. Teaching the theme of self-expectations using Nobody's family is going to change and Boy, can he dance! (Literacy plus) by Joanna J Gnadt, 1995
  4. Lady Windermere's Fan - On Playaway by Oscar Wilde, 2008
  5. The Magic School Bus Going Batty: A Book About Bats by Joanna Cole, 1996-10-01
  6. We're Going in There...: A Guide to the Battles for Little Round Top-Valley of Death-Devil's Den (The Walk in Time Series) by Joanna M. McDonald, 1999-04
  7. Where's Gerd Going? by Joanna Galdone, 1991
  8. I'm Going to Make You a Star by Joanna Holton-Chisholm, 1997-01
  9. Where's Gerd going? (Houghton Mifflin reading: the literature experience) by Joanna Gladone, 1993
  10. THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS BRIEFCASE (12-BOOK SET IN CARRYING CASE) (The Magic School Bus ... Blows Its Top: A Book About Volcanoes, Gets Ants in Its Pants: A Book About Ants, Gets Cold Feet: A Book About Warm- and Cold-Blooded Animals, Gets Eaten: A Book About Food Chains, Gets Programmed: A Book About Computers, Going Batty: A Book About Bats, In the Arctic: A Book About Heat, Makes a Rainbow: A Book About Color, Plants Seeds: A Book About How Living Things Grow, Sees Stars: A Book About Stars, Ups and Downs: A Book About Floating and Sinking, Wet All Over: A Book About the Water Cycle) by Joanna Cole, 2009
  11. We're Going Back to Munden's Bar by John Ostrander, Martha Thomases, et all 2010-09-01
  12. El Autobus Magico Vuelo Nocturno/Going Batty (Spanish Edition) by Joanna Cole, 1999-10

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I m just gonna stop going. joanna When did you decide all that? PETER About a week ago. joanna Really? PETER Oh, yeah. joanna Ok. So, so you re gonna get
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OFFICE SPACE Starring Ron Livingston (Peter), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Ajay Naidu (Samir), David Herman (Michael), and Gary Cole (Bill Written by: Transcribed by Jean Liew [Scene: A highway. There's a huge traffic jam. Peter drives forward a bit at a time and he sees an old man with a walker on the sidewalk. The lane next to his is moving, so he switches lanes, only to have it stop and the lane he was on move. He switches back and then it happens again. The old man is now ahead of him.] Cut to Michael, who's rapping along with the radio. A black guy selling papers walks by and he shuts the windows and turns down the volume. He passes and he turns it back up again. Cut to Samir. He grabs the steering wheel and shakes it in frustration. SAMIR Motherf - shit - sonofa - ass!! I just - He hits the steering wheel. Cut to Milton at a bus stop. TN He mumbles his coming lines, as he does with all his lines. MILTON It's late again. If I'm there late again, I will be dismissed. [Scene: Initech parking lot. Bill drives into his special spot. (Reserved for Bill Lumbergh) He turns on the alarm for his Porsche (license plate: MY PRSHE) and walks in. Peter walks in too.] Cut to inside. Peter pauses at the door and slowly reaches out to touch the metal handle. It gives him a shock and he enters. Cut to the cubicles. Peter goes into his. He picks up papers, turns on the computer and sits down. NINA Corporate Counsels Payroll, Nina speaking. Just a moment. (repeats that over and over) Bill comes up to Peter. BILL Hello, Peter. What's happening? Uh… we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn't put one of the new coversheets on your TPS reports. PETER Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that. I, I forgot. BILL MMMM..YEAH. YOU SEE, WE'RE PUTTING THE COVERSHEETS ON ALL TPS REPORTS NOW BEFORE THEY GO OUT. DID YOU SEE THE MEMO ABOUT THIS? PETER Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've got the memo right here, but, uh, uh, I just forgot. But, uh, it's not shipping out until tomorrow, so there's no problem. BILL Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. And Uh, I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo Mmmm, Ok? He walks away. PETER Yeah, yeah, I've got the memo, I've got - He picks it up but Bill's at another cubicle. BILL Hello, Phil. What's happening? Peter tries to read his papers, but a loud radio (news) is bothering him. He stands up and sees it's Milton. PETER Milton? Uh, could you turn that down just a little bit? MILTON Uh, they said I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven while I'm collating…. PETER But, no, no, no. I know you're allowed to, I was just thinking, like a personal favor, y'know? MILTON I, I told Bill that if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she' working, I can listen to the radio while I'm collating - PETER Ok. MILTON So I don't see why - PETER Ok. MILTON The radio, I can't - PETER Yeah! All right! He sits down. MILTON I enjoy listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. Dom walks up. DOM Hello, Peter. What's happening? (Big smile)We need to talk about your TPS reports. PETER Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it. DOM Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo? PETER Yeah. (holds it up) I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not a problem anymore. Dom nods. DOM Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before now before they go out now. So I'd really appreciate it if you could just remember to do that. from now on. That'd be great. He walks away. Peter's phone rings and he answers it. PETER Peter Gibbons. (listens) Yes. (listens) I have the memo. [Scene Another part of the room. Paper jams in the printer.] SAMIR Oh no! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?!! I, I swear to God, one of these days, I, I, I just kick this piece of shit out the window!!! MICHAEL you and me both, man. The thing is lucky I'm not armed. Samir grabs the paper out, tearing off the bottom part of it. SAMIR Piece of shit!! Nina comes with papers. NINA Sam...ire...Na...Na...Naga... Samir gets it. NINA Uh-huh! SAMIR Please. He sits in his and Michael's cubicle. NINA Michael… - (Michael reaches for it) Bolton? MICHAEL That's me. NINA Wow! Is that your real name? MICHAEL Yeah. NINA So are you related to the singer guy? MICHAEL No, it's just a coincidence. SAMIR How come no one in this country can pronounce my name right? It's Na- gee-een-ah-jah. Nagaenajar MICHAEL At least your name isn't Michael Bolton. SAMIR Michael, there's nothing wrong with that name. MICHAEL There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys. SAMIR Well, why don't just go by Mike, instead of Michael? MICHAEL WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS. Peter comes up to their cubicle. PETER HEY GUYS. MICHAEL What's up G? PETER Wanna go to Chotchkie's, get some coffee? SAMIR It's a little early... PETER I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna lose it. NINA Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. [Scene Chotchkie's. They're sitting at a booth thing.] PETER Boy. I tell ya, one of these days... One of these days it's gonna be like He mimics a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, does it too, in Peter's face. BRIAN (LAUGHS) SO CAN I GET YOU GENTLEMEN SOMETHING MORE TO DRINK? OR MAYBE SOMETHING TO NIBBLE ON? SOME PIZZA SHOOTERS, SHRIMP POPPERS, OR EXTREME FAJITAS. PETER Just coffee. BRIAN Oh. Sounds like a case of the Mondays. He goes to take some more orders. PETER What if we're still doing this when we're 50? SAMIR It could be nice to have that kind of job security. PETER Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday, I, I can tell already. I'm doing it because, because, uh, I'm a big pussy. Which is why I work at Initech to begin with. MICHAEL Uh, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, ok? SAMIR Yes, I am also not a pussy. MICHAEL I'm gonna find out the hard way that I'm not a pussy if they don't start treating us software people better. SAMIR That's right. MICHAEL They don't understand. I could come up with a program that could rip that place off big time…big time. PETER Yeah. Cut to Joanna, a pretty waitress. Cut back to the guys. PETER Oh, there she is. SAMIR Peter, you, you always talk about this girl. If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? PETER Because I'm just another asshole customer. You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out. (cut to Joanna, and back to them) Plus, I'm still trying to work it out with Anne. Oh, that reminds me. I'm not going to be able to play poker with you guys on Friday. MICHAEL Why not? PETER Uh, I have to see this occupational hypnotherapist with Anne. MICHAEL Dude! An occupational hypnotherapist?! PETER Anne wants me to go. She thinks it might help. Y'know, sometimes I just think, I keep thinking that she's cheating on me. MICHAEL Yeah. I know what you mean. SAMIR Yeah. PETER What is that supposed to mean? MICHAEL Nothing. Why don't you just tell Anne you're not into hypnosis and you want to play poker with us? PETER Ah, I can't do that. She might get all pissed off at me. Besides, I think the guy might be able to help. He did help Anne lose weight. SAMIR Peter, she's anorexic. PETER Yeah, I know. The guy's really good. MICHAEL An occupational hypnotherapist isn't going to help you solve any of your problems. And speaking of problems, what's this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports? SAMIR Yeah. Didn't you get that memo? Peter sighs. [Scene Outside Initech. Tom, another employee, runs across the street, towards Samir, Peter and Michael.] TOM Hey! Hey, guys! Samir!! SAMIR Is that Tom Smykowski? PETER What's he doing? MICHAEL Oh, probably working on another heart attack. TOM Have you guys see this? He hands them a piece of paper. MICHAEL What? It's the staff meeting. So what? TOM We're all screwed, that's what. They're gonna downsize Initech. SAMIR Oh, what are you talking about Tom? How do you know that? TOM They're bringing in a consultant - that's how I know. That's what this staff meeting is all about! That's what happened at Initrode last year. You have an interview with a consultant and they bring in efficiency experts. You're interviewing for your own job! MICHAEL Tom, every week you say you're losing your job and you're still here. TOM I'm going to be the first one they're gonna lay off. Just the thought of having to go to the State Unemployment Office and having to stand in line with those scumbags!!! [Scene Michael and Samir's cubicle. They're sitting there worrying.] MICHAEL Shit. Shit. TOM You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that and you never have to work again! MICHAEL I don't think the pet rock was really such a good idea. TOM The guy made a million dollars! Y'know… I had an idea like that once. PETER Really? What was it, Tom? TOM Well, all right. It was a Jump… to Conclusions-mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could…jump to. MICHAEL That is the worse idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. SAMIR Yes, yes, it's horrible…this idea…. TOM Ah, look. I, I gotta get outta here. I'll see you guys later, if I still have a job. He goes to his cubicle. PETER Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you would do if we had a million dollars and didn't have to work. And invariably, whatever we would say, that was supposed to be our careers. If you wanted to build cars, then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic. SAMIR So what did you say? PETER I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech. MICHAEL No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. (The printer is not working) If that quiz worked, there would be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars. SAMIR Well, I would invest half of it in ? Mutual Funds and give the rest of it to my friend, Saheib, in Securities. MICHAEL Samir, the point of the exercise is that you could figure out what you want to do. And then… (reads the printer's display) "PC load letter"?!! What the fuck does that mean?!! He knocks off the paper tray. [Scene Peter's apartment. He enters, tired, and sits down on the couch. He then turns on the TV.] LAWRENCE (V/O, FROM NEXT DOOR) HEY PETER-MAN! CHECK OUT CHANNEL NINE! IT'S THE BREAST EXAM! CHECK OUT THIS CHICK! PETER Lawrence, can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the wall? LAWRENCE Oh! I'm sorry man, is Anne over there or something? PETER No! But if you just want to talk to me, just come over. Lawrence does so; it takes him like ten seconds. LAWRENCE Hey man. Check this out, dude. He changes channels a bunch of times Pepsi commercial, a soap opera and another show. He stops on breast exam. PETER Oh geez, Lawrence. LAWRENCE I'm sorry, man. I thought you'd wanna see this. Doesn't this chick look like Anne? PETER Yeah, a little bit. LAWRENCE Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still going out? PETER I guess, yeah. I, I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling that she's cheating on me. LAWRENCE Yeah, I get that feeling too, man. PETER What do you mean by that? LAWRENCE I don't know , man, I just get that feeling looking at her, like - I'm sorry, man. Look, I, I, I, I, I, I'm talking out of my ass. I don't know. He gets up. PETER It's ok. I just had a rough day. LAWRENCE Tell me about it, man. (sits on the couch) I gotta wake my ass up at six AM every day of this week and drag myself up to Vascalinas. Yeah, I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds. PETER Let me ask you something. When you come in on Mondays, and you're not feeling too well, does anybody ever come up to you and say "sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays"? LAWRENCE No. No, man, shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked for sayin' something like that, man. PETER Huh. LAWRENCE We still going fishing this weekend? PETER Nah. Lumbergh's gonna make me come in this Saturday. I know it. LAWRENCE Well, you can get out of that easily. PETER Yeah, how? LAWRENCE (Gets up) Well, when you work on an Saturday, he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? (gets a beer) So all you have to do is avoid him – (peter offers him a bottle cap remover) That's all right, i got one – (he gets on from his pocket) The last few hours of the day. And turn off your answering machine, you should be home free then. PETER That's a really good idea. (sits on the couch) Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? He sits down. LAWRENCE I'll tell you what I'll do, manTwo chicks at the same time. Peter laughs. PETER That's it? If you had a million dollars, that's what you'd do, two chicks at the same time? LAWRENCE Damn straight, man. I've always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money. PETER Well not all chicks…. LAWRENCE Well, the type that double up on a guy like me do. PETER Good point. LAWRENCE NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? PETER Besides two chicks at the same time? LAWRENCE Oh yeah. PETER Nothing. LAWRENCE Nothing, huh? PETER I would relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. LAWRENCE You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke and don't do shit. [Scene Peter's room. He's in bed and he keeps hearing voices.] NINA Corporate payroll, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate payroll, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate payroll, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Peter buries his head in his pillow. [Scene The staff meeting. Peter's watch reads Friday 12, 10:37. Everyone's standing outside their cubicles. There's a banner that says "Is This Good for the COMPANY?"] BILL So you should ask yourself, with every decision that you make (points to the banner) Is this good for the company? Am I helping the best way that I can for the company... PETER Is that the guy? TOM Yeah... BILL Good. Well, uh, I'd like to, uh, welcome a new member to our team. Uh, Bob Slydell. Yeah. Uh, he is, uh, a consultant. Yeah. He is a consultant. (Tom shakes his head) He'll be helping us out a little here, asking some questions, making sure things go a little more smoothly. Yeah. Oh and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day! So, y'know, if you want to, go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. [Scene Milton's cubicle, under the banner. He's on the phone with Peter.] MILTON I, I don't care if they, if they lay me off either, because I, I told Bill that if he moves my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting. I'm going to quit. And I told Dom too because they've moved my desk four times. I used to be by the window, where I could see the squirrels and they were merry. But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline. (he's holding his red Swingline) (Camera pans to Peter) They have my staples for the Boston and I kept the staples from the Swingline stapler. PETER Ok, Milton. MILTON And if, if they take my stapler, I will, I will set this building on fire. PETER Oh, that's great. I will talk to you later. He hangs up and looks at his watch 4:45. Peter looks around and sees Bill. He ducks and peeks to see Bill talking with some workers. He quickly tries to save his files, but the computer is slower than he'd like. Bill is talking to other guys. PETER Oh, come on! (it finished saving, but starts to save another file) Oh, for crying out -! He peeks over the wall again. The computer finally finished saving and he turns it off. He peeks over the wall but Bill's not there. He gets ready to leave and almost runs into Bill. BILL Hello Peter. What's happening? Um, I'm gonna need you go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. (starts to walk away) Oh, oh, yea…I forgot. I'm gonna also need you to come in Sunday too. We, uh, lost some people this week and we need to sorta catch up. Thanks. [Scene Outside the clinic. A sign says Hypnotherapist; Dr. Swanson, CCS; Anxiety, Depression, Marriage, Weight Loss, Smoking, Insurance Cut to inside. Anne is with Peter. Opposite them are Dr. Swanson and two other patients. PETER So I'm sitting in my cubicle today and I realized that ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So it means that every single day you see me, that's on the worse day of my life. DR. SWANSON What about today? Is today the worse day of your life? PETER Yeah. DR. SWANSON Oh, that's bad stuff. PETER I'm sorry. DR. SWANSON Ok. PETER But is there any way that you, you could just sock me out so there's no way that I'll know I'm at work? Right here? (points to his head) Can I just come home and think I've been fishing all day or something? DR. SWANSON That's really not what I do, Peter. However, the good news is, I think I can help you. I want you to do something for me, Peter. (dims the lights) I want you to try and relax. I want you to relax every muscle in your body, from your toes to your fingertips. Now I want you to relax your legs. You're going to begin to feel your eyelids getting heavy as you slip deeper and deeper into a state of complete relaxation. the air of concerns to you is disappearing. Deeper, way down, your concerns about your job melts away. Way, way down. Now when I count backwards from three, you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. your worries, cares and ambitions will be gone. And you will remain in that state until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way down, way down. Two. Way down. One. He faints out of the chair and everyone rushes to his aid. ANNE Oh my God, Dr. Swanson! Ooh! Ooh! Is he dead? Oh! She runs to get help. Peter just sits there and smiles. The hypnosis thing apparently worked... [Scene Peter's bedroom. Saturday morning, 8:00. His alarm clock beeps and he sits up. He looks at the clock and decides to go back to sleep.] Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings and the answering machine picks up. BILL Yah, hi. It's Bill Lundbergh. It's about ten o' clock, uh, wondering where you are. Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings again. BILL ON MACHINE) YEAH, HI, IT'S BILL LUMBERGH AGAIN. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW THAT WE, UH, DID START AT THE, UH, USUAL TIME THIS MORNING. (PETER ROLLS OVER...) YEAH, IT ISN'T A HALF DAY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. SO IF YOU COULD GET HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC. Cut to later. Peter finally gets up. The answering machine has seventeen messages. He listens to them. BILL Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lum - Next message BILL Yeah, it's - Next message BILL Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh - Next message BILL Yeah, it's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in case you called while I was gone. The phone rings. Peter answers it. PETER Hello? ANNE Peter, what's going on?! PETER Huh? ANNE It's 3:30. Why aren't you at work?! PETER Because I didn't feel like it. ANNE Peter, what is wrong with you?! First, you sit there while Dr. Swanson dies and you just walk out of the car and embarrass me in front of my friends. Don't blame this on hypnosis either. That's total bull! Peter hangs up but Anne calls back. ANNE ANSWERING MACHINE) LISTEN, ASSHOLE. NO ONE HANGS UP ON ME. WE'RE THROUGH!!! AND –HA- ONE MORE THING. I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!! (BEEP Peter gets back into bed. [Scene Initech. Another staff meeting.] BILL From now on, you use the time sheets if you work on two or more job codes and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... TOM Where's Peter? How come he didn't show up this weekend? MICHAEL I, I don't know. BILL ...it would really, really help us out. MICHAEL POINTS) WHO'S THAT GUY? BILL So, uh, any questions? [Scene Chotchkie's. Peter enters and goes up to Joanna at the counter.] PETER Hi, I'm Peter. JOANNA Hi. How can I help you? PETER What are you doing for lunch today? JOANNA Well, our specials are barbecued chicken - it's actually right over there on the board. (points) Excuse me. She goes to take orders. BRIAN Hey! Look who's back! Table for three, to - Peter shoves him out of his way and goes over to Joanna. PETER I was asking what you were doing for lunch. Would you like to have lunch with me? JOANNA Oh, are you serious? Yeah, I don't , I don't think I'm supposed to do that. PETER Oh. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go next door and get a table and if you'd like to join me, no big deal. All right? And if not, that's cool too. Ok? He starts to walk away. JOANNA Uh, when you say "next door", do you mean Chili's or Flingers? PETER Flingers. JOANNA Ok. [Scene Initech. Bob Slydell and Bob Porter are interviewing Tom.] BOB SLYDELL So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and you bring them down to the software engineers? TOM That, that's right. BOB PORTER Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the specifications directly to the software people, huh? TOM Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with customers. BOB SLYDELL You physically take the specs from the customer? TOM Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax. BOB SLYDELL Ah. BOB PORTER Then you must physically bring them to the software people. TOM Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes. BOB SLYDELL Well, what would you say… you do here? TOM Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!! CUT TO THE CUBICLES. TOM EXITS THE INTERVIEW ROOM AND MICHAEL ENTERS. Cut to inside. BOB SLYDELL Let's see. You're Michael...Bolton? He nods. BOB PORTER Is that your real name? MICHAEL Yeah. BOB PORTER Are you in any relation to the pop singer? MICHAEL It's just a coincidence. BOB SLYDELL LAUGHS) TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I LOVE HIS MUSIC. I DO . I AM A MICHAEL BOLTON FAN. FOR MY MONEY, I DON'T THINK IT GETS ANY BETTER THAN WHEN HE SINGS WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN. BOB PORTER I mean you must really love his music. MICHAEL Yeah. Yeah…he, he, he's pretty, he's pretty good, I guess. BOB SLYDELL You're GOD DAMN right he is. They laugh. BOB PORTER So tell me. What's your favorite song of his? MICHAEL Hmm. I, I, I don't know. I mean, I guess, I sorta like 'em all. The Bobs laugh. BOB SLYDELL HA HA! I feel the exact same way, but it must be hard for you, I mean, having the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue. But anyway, let's get down to business, Michael! MICHAEL You, you know, you can just call me Mike. They stare at him. [Scene Flingers. Peter is saving a table and Joanna enters.] JOANNA Hi. PETER Hey. JOANNA I wonder if they will let me wear this in here. PETER I think it would be ok. Would you like to sit down? He motions to a chair. JOANNA Ok. (does so) Wow. This place is really nice. PETER Yeah, is it? JOANNA Oh my God, compared to Chotchkie's. I like the uniforms better anyways. PETER I like yours. JOANNA Nah. (makes a face Peter looks at the buttons' wearing on his suspender. One says We're not in Kansas anymore. The one underneath says POOF. PETER "We're not in Kansas anymore." JOANNA Yeah. Really. (laughs PETER It's on your - (points JOANNA Oh! That's, uh, that's uh, my pieces of flair. PETER What are pieces of flair? JOANNA That's where you know, suspenders and buttons and all sorts of stuff. We're, uh, we're actually required to wear fifteen pieces of flair. quite stupid actually. PETER Do you get to pick them out yourself? JOANNA Yeah. Yeah. Although I didn't actually choose these. I, uh, I just grabbed fifteen buttons and, uh, I don't even know what they say! Y'know, I don't really care. I don't really like talking about my flair. PETER Ok. JOANNA So, where do you work, uh, Peter? PETER Initech. JOANNA And, uh, what do you do there, Peter? PETER I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. JOANNA NODS) WHAT'S THAT? PETER You see, they wrote all this bank software and to save space, they put 98 instead of 1998. So I go through these thousands of lines of code and uh, it doesn't really matter. I, uh, I don't like my job. I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. JOANNA You're just not gonna go? PETER Yeah. JOANNA Won't you get fired? PETER I don't know. But I really don't like it so I'm not gonna go. JOANNA LAUGHS) SO YOU'RE GONNA QUIT? PETER No, no, not really. I'm just gonna stop going. JOANNA When did you decide all that? PETER About a week ago. JOANNA Really? PETER Oh, yeah. JOANNA Ok. So, so you're gonna get another job? PETER I don't think I 'd like another job. JOANNA LAUGHS) SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT MONEY AND BILLS? PETER Y'know, I never really liked paying bill? I don't think I'll do that either. JOANNA LAUGHS) SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? PETER I want to take you out for dinner and then I wanna go to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Did you ever watch Kung Fu? Joanna gets a weird look on her face. JOANNA I love Kung Fu... PETER Channel 39. JOANNA Totally... PETER You should come over and watch Kung Fu tonight. JOANNA Ok... PETER Great. JOANNA Ok. Can we order lunch first? PETER Yeah. JOANNA Ok. [Scene Milton's cubicle. He hears bill talking and eavesdrops.] BILL ...stapler off my desk... Milton puts his Swingline stapler somewhere else. The guys laugh. BILL ...anyway, sounds great, Bob. I'll see you in a few. (they walk off) Hey, Milton, what's happening? MILTON Uh...sir... BILL Uh, I'm going to have to ask you to move your desk. Now, if you could get it to go as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great. MILTON No, no, because I was, I was - BILL That way, we'll have some room for more boxes and things we need to put in here. MILTON No...sir... BILL Uh (sees the Swingline) Oh there it is. MILTON No. No. BILL Let me just get that from ya. (picks it up) Great. So if you could get to that as soon as possible, that would be terrific. Have a nice lunch, Milton. Bye. He walks off. MILTON Ok. I'll set the building on fire. [Scene Hallway at Initech. Peter enters in casual clothes. Milton walks up to him.] MICHAEL Peter! PETER Michael! MICHAEL What the hell's going on, man? I thought you were going to come in here and start shooting. PETER I just came to get my address book. I'm not gonna stay. I've got a number I don't wanna lose. MICHAEL What?! Peter, you're in deep shit! You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing? PETER Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be. MICHAEL Well, I hope you have a better story than that for Lumbergh. You know, you're supposed to be having your interview right now with the consultants. PETER Who? He writes down Joanna's number. MICHAEL What has gotten into you? PETER Oh yeah. Right. MICHAEL Peter, Peter you, gotta postpone it man. Tell them you were sick. Make something up. PETER Ah, no way. I feel great. [Scene The interview room.] BOB PORTER The next paper looks like a Peter Gibbons. Peter enters. BOB SLYDELL Aha! All right. We were just talking about you. You must be Peter Gibbons. Uh huh. Terrific. I'm Bob Slydell and this is my associate, Bob Porter. PETER Hi, Bob. Bob. BOB PORTER Why don't you grab a seat and join us for a minute? He does so. BOB SLYDELL Y'see, what we're trying to do here, we're just trying to get a feel for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk us through a typical day for you? PETER Yeah. BOB SLYDELL Great. PETER Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour. BOB PORTER Space out? PETER Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work. BOB SLYDELL Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a little more? PETER Let me tell you something about TPS reports...' Cut to later. Peter is more relaxed. PETER The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care. BOB PORTER Don't, don't care? PETER It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now! BOB SLYDELL I beg your pardon? PETER Eight bosses. BOB SLYDELL Eight? PETER Eight, bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired. BOB SLYDELL Bear with me for a minute. PETER Ok. BOB SLYDELL Believe me, this is hypocritical. But what if you were offered some kind of stock option and equity sharing program? PETER I don't know. I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to be of you guys. He shakes their hands. BOB SLYDELL Absolutely. It's all on this side of the table, trust me. PETER Good luck with your layoffs. I hope your firings go really well. BOB SLYDELL Wow. Cut to the cubicle's. Peter walks past them and into the hall. BILL Hey, Peter, what's happening? Listen, uh - Peter walks right past him. [Scene Chotchkie's] STAN Joanna? Would you come here for a moment, please? JOANNA I'm sorry. I was late. I was having lunch. STAN I need to talk about your flair. JOANNA Really? I have 15 buttons on. I, uh, (shows him STAN Well, ok, 15 is minimum, ok? JOANNA Ok. STAN Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair. And a terrific smile. JOANNA Ok. Ok, you want me to wear more? STAN Look. Joanna. JOANNA Yeah. STAN People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, ok? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun. JOANNA Ok. So, more then? STAN Look, we want you to express yourself, ok? If you think the bare minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, ok? You do want to express yourself, don't you? JOANNA Yeah. Yeah. STAN Great. Great. That's all I ask. JOANNA Ok. [Scene Conference room. Dom and Bill are talking to the two Bob's.] BOB SLYDELL Right. So there's three more people we can easily lose. There's Tom Smykowski. BILL He's useless. BOB SLYDELL Gone. DOM Sounds good to me. BOB SLYDELL Here's a peculiar one. Milton Waddams. DOM Who's he? BOB You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot. DOM Oh. BOB SLYDELL We can't find a record of him being a current employee here. BOB PORTER I looked into it more deeply and I found what happened was he got layed off about five years ago and no one ever told him about it. But through a glitch in Payroll, he still gets a paycheck. I went ahead and fixed the glitch. BILL Great. DOM So, um, Milton has been let go. BOB SLYDELL Just a second there, Professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore. So it'll just work itself out naturally. BOB PORTER We always like to avoid confrontation whenever possible. The problem is solved from here on, then. They laugh. BOB SLYDELL Uh, we should move on to a Peter Gibbons. I had a chance to meet this young man and boy does he have Straight to Upper Management written all over him. BILL Ooh, uh, yeah. I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah. Uh, he's been real flaky lately and I'm not sure that he's the caliber person you want for upper management. He's been having some problems with his TPS reports. BOB PORTER I'll handle this. We feel that the problem isn't with Peter. BOB SLYDELL Um-um. BOB PORTER It's that you haven't challenged him enough to get him really motivated. BOB SLYDELL There it is. BILL Yeah, I'm not sure about that now. BOB PORTER All right, Bill. Let me ask you this. How much time each week would you say you deal with these TPS reports? BILL Yeah... [Scene Peter parks in Bill's usual spot and goes into the building. He takes a drill and removes the metal door handle.] Cut to outside, where Bill has to park in the handicap spot. Cut back inside. Peter tears down the banner. Cut to outside. Bill's Porsche is being towed away. They only manage to pull off the bumper. Cut to Peter and Joanna watching Kung Fu. They're about to kiss. LAWRENCE Hey Peter man! Check out channel nine! It's a breast exam! Whoo!! Cut to Peter's cubicle. Bill checks his watch because Peter's still not there. Cut to a lake. Lawrence, Peter and Joanna are fishing. Peter holds up a big fish. Cut to Initech. Peter enters with an Igloo cooler. DOM Hello, Peter. PETER Hey Dom! He slaps him on the back. Cut to Peter's cubicle. He puts the fish on his desk and starts to gut it. He throws its entrails on a stack of TPS reports. Cut to Peter and Joanna watching Kung Fu. Cut to Peter removing the screws in the cubicle wall. He pushes it over. It reveals a window and Peter relaxes. [Scene Peter's cubicle, now with only one wall. he's playing Tetris as Bill walks up.] BILL So, Peter, what's happening? Now are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon? (Peter keeps playing) Uh, yeah. So I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk, hmm? PETER Not right now, Lumbergh. I'm, I'm kinda busy. In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and just come back another time. I have a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes. BILL Uh, I wasn't aware of a meeting with them. PETER Yeah, they called me at home. BILL That sounds good, Peter. Uh, and we'll go ahead and, uh, get this all fixed up for you later. [Scene Milton's cubicle. He's organizing papers.] MILTON F...C...P... BILL Hi, Milton. What's going on? MILTON I, I, I, I, I didn't receive my paycheck this week. BILL Uh, you're gonna have to talk to Payroll about that. MILTON I, I did and they, and they said - BILL Uh, we're gonna need to move your desk downstairs into Storage B. MILTON No...I...I... BILL Uh, we have some new people coming in and we need all the space we can get. MILTON No...no...no...no...but...but...but...I, I, I - BILL And if you could could go ahead and get a can of psticide and take care of the roach problem we've been having that would be great. (He walks away. MILTON I can't...Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler? [Scene The meeting between Peter and the two Bobs.] BOB PORTER It looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. PETER I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. They laugh. BOB SLYDELL That's terrific, Peter. I,I, I'm sure you've, you've, you've heard some of the rumors around the hallway about how we're just going to do a little (finger quotes) housecleaning with some of the software people. PETER Well, Bob, I have heard that and you gotta do what you gotta do. BOB PORTER Well, these people here. First, Mr. Samir Naga...Naga... BOB SLYDELL Naga... BOB PORTER Naga-worker here anyway! The Bobs laugh. BOB SLYDELL Mr. Mike Bolton. We're certainly gonna miss him. PETER You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael!? BOB PORTER We're gonna bring in some entry level graduates for us to work in Singapore, that's the usual deal. BOB SLYDELL Well, it's standard operating procedure. PETER Do they know about this yet? BOB SLYDELL No! No, of course not. We always find it's better to fire people on a Friday. It's statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if we do it at the end of the week. Anyway, Peter, what we would like to do is put you into a position where you would have as many as four people working right underneath you. BOB PORTER This is a big promotion, Pete. BOB SLYDELL Huge. PETER So you're gonna fire Samir and Michael and give me more money? BOB SLYDELL Umm-hmm. PETER Wow! [Scene Michael is messing with the printer.] MICHAEL Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Just give it to me. Come on. Come on, you little fucker. Let's go! That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little, fu- Peter walks up to him. PETER Listen... Well, what are you doing tonight? [Scene Peter's place. Michael, Samir and Peter are there.] PETER There comes a place in a man's life and, uh, maybe that time for you is now, when it doesn't hurt to think about the future. MICHAEL Uh, no offense, there, Peter, but think about yourself, sport. You're the one who's been flaking out at work. Whatever that religious experience or whatever the hell it was, you better snap out of it, or you're gonna get canned. PETER Yeah. I, I, I...Listen, that virus you're always talking about. The one that, that could rip off the company for a bunch of money... MICHAEL Yeah? What about it? PETER Well, how does it work? MICHAEL It's pretty brilliant. What it does is where there's a bank transaction, and the interests are computed in the thousands a day in fractions of a cent, which it usually rounds off. What this does is it takes those remainders and puts it into your account. PETER This sounds familiar. MICHAEL Yeah. They did this in Superman III. PETER Yeah. What a good movie. MICHAEL A bunch of hackers did this in the 70s and one of them got busted. PETER Well, so they check for this now? MICHAEL No, you see, Initech's so backed up with all the software we're updating for the year 2000, they'd never notice. PETER You're right. And even if they wanted to, they could never check all that code. MICHAEL It's numbers up their asses. PETER So, Michael, what's to keep you from doing this? MICHAEL It's not worth the risk. I got a good job. PETER What if you didn't have a good job? [Scene A bar. Michael and Peter are there.] MICHAEL Cockos! Samir and I are the best programmers in that place. And you, you haven't even been showing up and you get to keep your job. PETER Actually, I'm being promoted. MICHAEL What?!!! PETER Yeah, I know, Michael. It's completely unfair. And I realized something today. It's not about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us together. I don't know what happened at that hypnotherapist the other day; maybe it was just shock. It's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die, Michael, I realized that we don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings weren't meant to sit in little cubicles, starring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements. MICHAEL I told those fudge-packers that I like Michael Bolton's music. God. PETER that is not right, Michael. For five years now, you've worked your ass off at Initech, hoping for a promotion or some kind of profit sharing or something. Five years of your mid-20s now, gone. And you're gonna go in tomorrow and they're gonna throw you out into the street. You know why? So Bill Lumbergh's stock will go up a quarter of a point. Michael, let's make that stock go down. Let's take enough money from that place that we never ever have to sit in a cubicle ever again. Your software works right? MICHAEL Of course it works. That's not the point. Look, even if it could work, I don't know how to install it. I don't know the credit union software loan. PETER Yeah? But Samir does. [Scene Peter's apartment. Samir's there, along with Michael and Peter.] SAMIR But that's not much money, I - PETER That's the beauty of it. Each withdrawal is a fraction of a cent. That's too small to notice. Take a thousand withdrawals a day, space it out over a few years, that's a couple hundred thousand dollars. MICHAEL Just like Superman III. SAMIR Superman III - that's it, I have to leave now, ok? (gets up) I have to get my resume ready. PETER Get your resume ready for what? Another job where they can fire you for no reason? SAMIR That's right! If I'm lucky. PETER Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you? SAMIR Yes, Peter, but I'm not going to do something illegal. PETER Illegal? Samir, this is America! Come on, sit down! Come on! This isn't Riyadh! They're not gonna saw your hands off, all right? The worse they can do is put you for a couple of months into a while collar, minimum security resort! Shit, we should be so lucky! Did you know they have conjugal visits there? SAMIR Really. PETER Yes. MICHAEL Shit, I'm afraid. I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months. SAMIR So what do you think? MICHAEL This thing actually is pretty fail-safe, Samir. PETER You came here looking for a land of opportunity. And this is the knock of that opportunity. Tomorrow's your last day at Initech. You have two options unemployment or early retirement. What's it gonna be? SAMIR I have a question. PETER Yes. SAMIR In, in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? PETER Yep. You sure can. SAMIR Ok. I'm gonna do it. PETER That's what I'm talking about! I'm talking about America!! MICHAEL Peter Let's discuss the plan, all right? PETER All right. MICHAEL All right. It works like a computer virus. All right? So all we have to do is load it anywhere into the credit union mainframe and it'll do the rest. PETER Ok, you guys give me that disk and I'll take it from there. Oh, but listen. Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody! SAMIR Of course. MICHAEL Agreed. LAWRENCE Don't worry man! I won't tell anybody about this either! MICHAEL Who the fuck is that?! PETER Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool. All right. Now here's how I see it all going down... [Scene Initech. Peter shakes the Bobs' hands.] BOB SLYDELL Peter, congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion. BOB PORTER And we'll go ahead and get some people under you right away. (They give a thumbs up. [Scene Samir and Michael's cubicle. They look at each other. Michael copies the virus and looks around. He gives it to Samir. Samir walks by Peter and gives it to him. He puts it into his computer and copies the file. He goes to Samir and Michael's cubicle.] MICHAEL Well, that was easy. PETER Yeah, I guess it was. MICHAEL What did you do with the - DREW Hey guys. PETER Oh, hey Drew. DREW did you guys hear about Tom Smykowski? MICHAEL The guy who got laid off? DREW No, man, check this out. [Flashback. Tom's getting drunk in his kitchen.] DREW V/O) LAST WEEK, AFTER HE FOUND OUT HE WAS GETTING LAID OFF, HE TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF BY RUNNING THE CAR IN THE GARAGE. Cut to Tom in his car. MICHAEL V/O) IS HE DEAD?! DREW V/O) BUT THAT WIFE OF HIS COMES HOME EARLY FROM WORK EARLY AND FOUND HIM IN THE CAR AND TRIES TO PLAY IT OFF AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED. TOM COUGH) I WAS HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH THE SHIFTER HERE. IT'S JAMMED. I, I COULDN'T GET IT INTO DRIVE. I, I, I MEAN, REVERSE. MRS. SMYKOWSKI Are you ok, Tom? TOM Yeah. DREW V/O) AND THEN, AS HE'S LOOKING AT HER, HE DECIDES HE WANTS TO LIVE. TOM I'm ok. MRS. SMYKOWSKI Right. TOM It seems to be working now. See ya later, honey. Love ya. He backs out. DREW V/O) BUT THEN AS HE BACKS OUT INTO HIS DRIVEWAY, HE'S SLAMMED BIG TIME BY A DRUNK DRIVER. We hear a bang from behind the closing garage door. Cut back to Initech, present. PETER Well, is he ok? DREW Sort of. He broke both his wrists, his legs, a couple of ribs, his back. But check it out. He's gonna get a huge settlement out of this. Like seven figures. He's getting out of the hospital this weekend and he's throwing a big party to celebrate. I'm thinking I'm gonna take that new chick from Logistics. I might be showing her my O face. Oh! Oh! Oh! you know what I'm talking about. Oh! Yeah. Right. See you guys there. [Scene Peter's car. Samir and Michael are with him.] MICHAEL Wow, our last day at Initech. SAMIR I can't believe they had security escort us out. Not like we're gonna steal something. PETER I stole something. MICHAEL Oh yeah. I guess we all did. PETER No, I stole something else. SAMIR What did you steal? PETER We'll call it a going away present. [Scene A field. They drop the printer. Samir stomps on it four times and Michael, eight times. Peter hands Samir a bat. He hits the printer twice and Michael takes over. He starts to punch it. Samir and Peter pull him away, but he runs back to destroy the evil printer.] Cut to Peter's place. Samir's trying to break dance. [Scene Outside Peter's place.] PETER Everything is going to be ok. Ok? SAMIR The one I see is - PETER I can see this working. I gotta go. I gotta go. Joanna's coming over. Don't worry! You're worrying! All right? Monday morning we're gonna check the account balance and everything will be all right. Don't miss Tom's barbecue. I'll see you there. Peter goes inside. SAMIR RAPPING) BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION... [Scene Peter's place, morning. Joanna sees all the empty liquor bottles.] JOANNA Hey, what were you guys celebrating last night? PETER Um, I'm not really at liberty to talk about it. I really can't. [Scene Peter's car. He and Joanna are going to the barbecue.] PETER So when the subroutine compounds the interest, right, it uses all these extra decimals places that just get rounded off. So we just simplify the whole thing and we just round it down and drop the remainder into an account that we own. JOANNA So you're stealing. PETER Ah, no. No. You don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh, it's, it's aggregate so I'm talking about fractions of a cent that, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. JOANNA Ok. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? PETER Yeah. JOANNA Ok. That's not yours? PETER Well, it, it becomes ours. JOANNA How's that not stealing? PETER I don't think, I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, this Seven Eleven, right? If you take a penny from the tray - JOANNA From the crippled children?! PETER No, that's the tray. I'm talking about the tray. The penny's for everybody. JOANNA Oh, for everybody. Ok. PETER Yeah, well, those are whole pennies. JOANNA Yeah. PETER Right. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny here, but we do it from a much bigger tray. A couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? JOANNA It seems wrong. PETER It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and put on pieces of flair? JOANNA Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register! PETER You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair but they made the Jews wear them. JOANNA What?! PETER Look, we don't - I, I - we don't have to talk about this. Let's just go to the barbecue, all right? JOANNA Ok. [Scene Tom's house. Samir and Michael open the front door. tom is in a full body cast and is hooked up to a bunch of stuff.] TOM Michael! Samir! How are you doing? MICHAEL Hiya Tom. SAMIR Hi Tom. TOM Yeah, I'd like you to meet my lawyer, Rob Newhouse. (they shake hands) Rob, Michael. ROB Hello Michael. TOM Samir. ROB Hello - SAMIR Samir. ROB ...Samir. (Peter and Joanna enter. TOM Peter!! How are ya? I'm glad you could make it. PETER Tom! Hi! This is someone I'd like you to meet. This is Joanna. JOANNA Hi. TOM Hi. Forgive me for not getting up. (He starts laughing and everyone joins in nervously) Ooh...Ooh... Uh, Peter, Peter, come here a minute. I want to show you something. They go into the kitchen. There's a Jump to Conclusions mat. It says ? ; Jump Again ; Strike Out ; Could be ; Loose one Turn ; Yes! ; No! ; Accept it ; Go wild ; One step back ; Think Again ; Moot! On the bottom are footprints, under the word Start TOM Well, what do you think? It's a prototype. PETER Well, that's exactly as you described it. Uh, listen, I, I heard about your settlement. Congratulations. TOM Well, thanks, Peter. y'know, I'm glad you're here because I wanted to talk to you. I know how you get depressed about your job and all, and I just wanted you to know that's how you feel. I used to be the same way. PETER Really? TOM Sure. Oh maybe I didn't whine as much, but I hated my job as much as you and I've been doing good for over thirty years! PETER Wow. TOM Just remember If you hang in there long enough, good things can happen. I mean, look at me. He laughs. PETER Thanks Tom. TOM Aw, sure. [Scene The backyard. Samir and Michael are talking to Rob.] ROB Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Now, a minimum security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. You see, the trick is, kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? MICHAEL Oh, no, we were just seeing - His cup flies out of his hand and ice cubes go everywhere. Cut to Peter and Drew. DREW Hey Peter. PETER Drew. DREW That's something about old Tom Smykowski, huh? PETER Yeah. DREW Lucky bastard. (sees Joanna) Hey, isn't that the girl who works over at Chotchkie's? PETER Yeah. DREW Hmm, who's she here with? PETER She's here with me. DREW Really? PETER Yeah. DREW All right, Peter! Ooh! Ooh! Right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude. PETER Why's that, Drew? DREW Are you kidding me? She gets around, all right? PETER She does, does she? DREW Oh yeah. Like a record. Joanna waves. PETER With who? DREW Well, let's see. Lumbergh fucked her. Ah, let me see who else... PETER Lumbergh?! [Scene Peter's car. He and Joanna are leaving the party.] JOANNA Oh, what if you get caught? Oh, I, I, I, I just don't know if this is such a good idea. PETER ANGRY) YEAH? WELL, MAYBE IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO SLEEP WITH LUMBERGH! JOANNA What?! What are you - Oh! All right, Lumbergh... PETER ARGH!!! AH GOD! LUMBERGH!! JOANNA Peter! What is wrong with you? That was like to years ago! What, do you know him? PETER Yeah, I know him!! I know him! He's my boss!! He's my unholy, disgusting, pig of a boss!! JOANNA Oh, he's not that disgusting. PETER He represents all that is solace and wrong! And you slept with him! JOANNA That is none of your business, ok? I didn't ask you who you slept with before we were together. I don't care! PETER Well, I didn't think you would sleep with a guy like Lumbergh! JOANNA Listen to you! Who do you think you are? How dare you judge! Do you think you're an angel or something? No! You're this petty, stealing, wannabe criminal...man! PETER Well, I may be. But at least I never slept with Lumbergh!! JOANNA Ok. That's it. I'm done. I want to get out of the car. Stop. I wanna get - PETER Fine. He stops and Joanna gets out. JOANNA Why don't you call me when you grow up? Oh, wait, that's probably never gonna happen so just don't call me, all right? PETER Say hello to Lumbergh for me!!! She slams the door and he drives off. [Scene Peter's room. He's having nightmares again.] DREW Lumbergh fucked her...Lumbergh fucked her...Lumbergh fucked her... BILL Oh that's great…great… DREW I'm gonna see the O-face again. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ooh! That dissolves into Bill, naked, holding a foot in one hand a cup of coffee in the other. BILL Why don't you move it a little to the left? That's right. Great. Oh, hello, Peter. What's happening? Uh, could you give me those TPS reports ASAP? Mmmkay? Peter wakes up and breathes deeply. [Scene Chotchkie's. Stan approaches Joanna.] STAN Joanna? JOANNA Yeah? STAN We need to talk. Do you know what this is about? JOANNA My, uh, flair. STAN Yeah. Or, uh, your lack thereof. I'm counting and I only see fifteen pieces. Let me ask you a question, Joanna. JOANNA Umm-hmm. STAN What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum? JOANNA Huh. What do I think? Let me tell you what I think, Stan. If you want me to wear thirty-seven pieces of flair like your pretty boy Brian over there, then why don't you just make the minimum thirty-seven pieces of flair? STAN Well, I thought I remember you saying you wanted to express yourself. JOANNA Yeah. Yeah. Y'know what? I do. I do want to express myself. Ok? And I don't need thirty-seven pieces of flair to do it. (gives him the finger) All right? There's my flair! And this is me expressing myself. (holds up her hand) There it is! I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!! She storms out. [Scene An ATM machine. Peter gets out a receipt that says he has $305,326.13] [Scene Peter's car. Samir and Michael have obviously seen the receipt.] SAMIR Shit, shit, shit, shit. Son of a bitch! Shit! This is a - fuck! Son of a bitch! Shit! MICHAEL What happened? PETER You tell me, Michael, it's your software! SAMIR Yes, it's your software! PETER Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 (grabs the receipt) 26.13!! Michael!! MICHAEL Oh shit! They, they probably won't notice it's gone for another two or three days. PETER Michael! Michael! You said the thing was gonna take two years! SAMIR What happened?! PETER You said the thing was supposed to work. MICHAEL Well, technically it did work. PETER No it didn't! SAMIR It did not work, Michael, ok?! MICHAEL Ok! Ok! SAMIR Ok?! MICHAEL Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail. PETER Oh! What is this fairly mundane detail, Michael?!!!!! MICHAEL Ok quit getting pissed at me, all right? This was all your idea, asshole. PETER All right. Ok. All right. Let's try not to get pissed off at each other, all right? We'll figure this thing out together, ok? And the first thing we gotta do is we gotta close that account down before it gets any bigger. [Scene Initech. It's Bill's 41st birthday. All the employees are singing the birthday song to him in a flat monotone. He blows out the candles and everyone claps.] ALL Mmm. You look terrific. (etc BILL All right, Kate, you wanna get everybody started there. (he gets a slice of cake) Mmm. That is terrific. That is just terrific. I really, really appreciate it. A slice is handed to Milton. NINA Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. MILTON Can I keep a piece? Because last time I was told that - NINA Just pass. He does so. MILTON But this, this, it, it, it's a little cake... Everyone gets a piece and Nina gets the last one. Milton has to watch everyone enjoy their piece. [Scene Peter's apartment. They're trying to figure out what to do.] SAMIR Is, is there a way to just give the money back? PETER What? We just hand them a check with the exact amount they're missing? I, I think they'd figure that out. SAMIR Well, we have to do something. MICHAEL May-maybe we launder the money. PETER That's a great idea. Ok, how do we do that? MICHAEL I don't know, I don't know. I don't even know what it means. It's something I think, I think coke dealers do. PETER Ok. Do we know any coke dealers? MICHAEL My, my cousin's a cokehead. We're in deep shit. SAMIR Yes. We are in very, very deep shit. [Scene Milton's new "office" - the basement. Bill enters with a piece of cake.] BILL Milton? MILTON Yes. BILL What's happening? MILTON I wanted to see you because - BILL Say, you know what would be a great idea? MILTON No...no. BILL Since you're already down here, it would be great if you could get a ca of pesticipe and take care of the cockroach problem we've been having in here. MILTON I...I...that's really not my job and I haven't received my - BILL For now, why don't you get a flashlight and a can of pesticide and - Dom enters. DOM Bill! We need you upstairs right away. Some major glitch in the accounting. A lot of money missing. They go upstairs and Bill turns off the light. MILTON Excuse me? Excuse me? Ok, that's the last straw. [Scene Peter's place. Michael is looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.] MICHAEL LAUNDERING. TO CLEAN...NO, UH, HERE IT IS. TO CHANNEL MONEY THROUGH A SOURCE OR BY AN INTERMEDIARY. SAMIR It doesn't really help us, Michael. PETER Ok. We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary. MICHAEL Yeah, well, you guys can both eat my ass, ok? PETER My girlfriend slept with Lumbergh, that's what I can't believe. SAMIR Yeah, you didn't know that? MICHAEL It happened two years before you moved to Atlanta. PETER You mean, Ron Lumbergh, the airshow guy? MICHAEL Yeah, who did you think she slept with, Bill? (He and Samir start laughing) If she fucked him, their children would have hooves! PETER Ron's not related to Bill, is he? Someone rings the doorbell. MICHAEL Who is it? He hides the checks while Peter goes to the door. PETER Don't panic. It's probably just the mailman. He opens the door. STEVE MONOTONOUSLY) HELLO SIR. MY NAME IS STEVE. I CAME FROM A ROUGH AREA. I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO CRACK BUT NOW I'M OFF AND TRYING TO STAY CLEAN. PETER Ok. STEVE That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. PETER No - STEVE I was hoping you would help me out. MICHAEL Wait, wait, wait, wait! You used to be addicted to crack? STEVE Yes, but not anymore. Cut to later. They've got Steve in an armchair, trying to get him to help. STEVE Look, I'm sorry. I do not know anything about money laundering. MICHAEL Look, we're not asking you if you know about money laundering, we're just trying to see if you can hook us up. PETER He doesn't know anything, all right? SAMIR Wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You just give us the name of one drug dealer. I could talk to him. I have good networking skills. STEVE NORMAL) I LIED. ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT ME BEING A CRACKHEAD WAS TO HELP ME SELL MAGAZINES. I'M A SOFTWARE ENGINEER. PETER You're a software engineer?! SAMIR Working must be, must be very hard for you. STEVE I made more money selling magazine subscriptions than I ever did working at Initrode. MICHAEL Huh? You worked at Initrode? PETER You can't tell anybody about any of this stuff I told you. I mean, we know a lot of the same people. STEVE Actually, that all depends. He holds up his clipboard. Cut to later. Peter closes the door. PETER What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe ? MICHAEL I wish we had never done this. What are we going to do? You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid, Neanderthal, Mafia guys can be so good at crime and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it? SAMIR We're new to it, though. If we had more experience - MICHAEL No. No. Y'know what I think? I think we're screwed. There's evidence all over that building to link it to us. Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to. If we're caught while laundering money, we're not going to go to white-collar-resort-prison. No, no, no. We're gonna go to federal-reserve-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison. SAMIR I don't want to go to any prison! Why the hell did I do this?! I've never done anything wrong in my whole life! We weren't thinking clearly because you told us we were losing our jobs! And look at us now, we're, we're worried about going to prison! PETER Don't worry about it. I'll think of something. SAMIR Ass. I'm going home. You are a very bad person, Peter. Samir and Michael leave. Peter knocks on the wall. PETER Lawrence! You awake? LAWRENCE Yeah, man! PETER You wanna come over? LAWRENCE No thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life too! [Scene Peter's room. He dreams that they're in court, with Rob as their lawyer.] JUDGE And now the sentence for these heinous crimes committed against Initech. I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton and Samir Na...Ananajibad...to a term of no less than four years in federal- pound-me-in-the-ass-prison. Peter Gibbons, you've lead a trite and meaningless life. And you're a very bad person. The judge bangs the gavel and Peter wakes up. [Scene The living room. Peter is up, feverishly writing a confession. He tears it out and puts it into an envelope with the checks.] [Scene Flingers parking lot. Peter sits on the hood of his car, trying to figure out what to do. Joanna comes out.] JOANNA Hey. PETER Hey. You're not working at Chotchkie's anymore. JOANNA No, no, I got fired. PETER What happened? JOANNA I flipped off my boss. And some customers - actually a line just happened to be standing there, so... PETER I'm going to go away for awhile. Uh, to jail. Yea, about that computer scam, you were right…it was a bad idea. I'm going to take the blame for it, I decided. I'm going to return the money and leave the confession under Lumbergh's door. Joanna, I wanna apologize. I had no right to get pissed off at you, Lumbergh isn't my problem. It wasn't even the right Lumbergh. I don't know why I can't just go to work and be happy, like I'm supposed to like everybody else. JOANNA Peter, most people don't like their jobs. But you go out there and find something that makes you happy. PETER Yeah. I may never be happy with my job. But if I could be with you, I think that I could be happy with my life. But if you could give it another shot, I promise, Joanna - JOANNA Oh shut up. They hug and kiss. BRIAN Hey, what's going on here? Get a room you two! He makes an annoying noise and gives them the finger. JOANNA I hate that guy. [Scene Initech. Peter drives up.] Cut to inside. Peter sticks the envelope under the door of William Lumbergh, Division Vice President. He walks away but frantically runs back and tries to get the envelope. He can't reach it and finally gives up. [Scene Initech. Morning. Milton is talking to an secretary. Lumbergh hasn't gotten to work yet.] MILTON ...to Mr. Lumbergh and he told me to talk to Payroll and then Payroll, they told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh. And I still haven't gotten my paycheck and they stole my stapler and they told me to move my desk to Storage Room B and there was garbage all over it and I don't appreciate that. SECRETARY Um, why don't you go and sit at your desk. Mr. Lumbergh should be here any minute. MILTON Mr. Lumbergh - SECRETARY Just go and sit at your desk. MILTON But - SECRETARY Oh? MILTON Ok, I, I, I'm going to set the building on fire. I tell him, if I don't get my stapler (the secretary leaves) I'm going to have to get my stapler back because it is my stapler. (he goes into Mr. Lumbergh's office) It's my stapler, the Swingline. It's been mine for a very long time. [Scene Peter's room. He's packing his clothes. He goes outside and knocks on Lawrence's door.] PETER Hey, Lawrence, are you there? LAWRENCE Hey, Peter, man. PETER Hey. So, I may be going away for awhile. LAWRENCE Yeah, I know, man. It's a bummer, dude, what can I say? PETER Yeah. Well, it's time to go face the music. You take care of yourself, cause I don't wanna see ya. They shake hands. LAWRENCE You too, man. Take care. (Peter starts to leave) Hey Peter! Watch out for the corn hole ok? PETER Ok, Lawrence. [Scene Peter's car. He's driving along when he sees something.] Cut to Initech. It's on fire, big time. Peter joins the crowd of his co-workers and watches. Milton walks away quickly. A structure falls and Peter laughs. Cut to inside, a burning cubicle. [Scene The burned ruins of Initech. Peter is now a construction worker, working alongside Lawrence. Lawrence digs up Milton's burnt Swingline.] PETER Let me see this. LAWRENCE Who would want that stapler, man? That's toasted, man. PETER I know someone who might want this. A car horn beeps. Michael and Samir step out of the car. MICHAEL Hey man! Wanna go out to lunch? PETER I brought mine in a pail. Plus, Joanna's supposed to come by later. SAMIR So, how do you like your new job? PETER It's not too bad. Not too bad. How's Penetrode? MICHAEL Initrode. PETER Initrode. SAMIR It's work. PETER Yeah. Yeah. MICHAEL I could probably get you a job if you want. PETER No, thanks. I'm doing good here. MICHAEL So, uh, we're gonna be ok, right? PETER Yeah. 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      I saw the entire show. Wondefrul voices great energy and the Bass player kicks ass. - Joshua , posted 10/26/04 Joanna Maijal = Mellow
      I caught the tail end of their show 10/6 at the Bowery Poetry Club. They brought a great vibe to the stage and their sound was amazing. I only wish there'd been space for dancing. What's up with the Bowery Poetry Club covering their dance floor with chairs? Anyway - yeah - Maijal's good. A gem. I look forward to seeing them again. They really got my creative juices going. - Joanna , posted 10/07/04

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