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(0303) Steinfeld, Andrew Tom (0423) Steinfeld, Pete Lifeguard (0321), Rock Turboman (0610), Pete (0822) Stengel, Casey Elvis (on Wheels) (0303) Stevens, Howard TV Announcer (0316) Stewart, Brian Lance (1023) Stole, Mink Edna (1110) Stoneback, Ric Speedy (0318) Storch, Larry himself (0916) Stoyanov, Michael Pizza Boy (0416) Strader, Angela Turquoise (1022) Street, Dusty D.J. (0702) Stuart, Jeb Interviewer (1006) Sullivan, Cynthia Mildred (0423) Summers, Bunny Mrs. Wicker (0313) Susa, Amber Jill (0321) Susi, Carol Ann Frannie (0912,1007,1015) Susskind, Steve Barney (0110, 0212, 0310, 0504, 0809, 0821) Susman, Todd Bill Ellis (0817) Sutherland, Matthew Grad (1121) Swanson, Hannah Young Kelly (1107) Swanson, Rochelle Woman #1 (0909) Sweeney, James R. Priest (0710) Sweet, Shane Seven (0701-0706,0708-0709,0711-0712,0714, 0718) Sylvester, Harold Griff (0904-0906,0911,0913-0914,0916-0917, 0921,0923-0925,1001,1004-1007,1012, 1015-1019,1021,1023,1025-1026, 1101-1103,1105,1109-1114,1116-1119, 1121,1123-1124) Szigeti, Cynthia Bertha (0716) Tablak, Juliet Amber (0904,0908,0915,0923) Taffel, Jodi Woman #2 (0901) Talamantez, John Delivery Guy #2 (1110) Taravella, Rosie Woman #3 (0901) Tartabull, Danny himself (0911) Tarver, Milt IRS Agent (0517) Taylor, B.T. Adam (0604) Taylor, Lawrence himself (0910) Taylor, Mark Mr. Lincoln (0503) Taylor, Sarah Lounge Singer (0417) Templin, Ray Announcer (0504) Tenison, Renee Macadamia (0523), Topsy (0605), Marla (1018,1025) Tenison, Rosie Mopsy (0605), Carla (1025) Theba, Iqbal Iqbal (0912,1019-1020,1112) Theodore, Marisa Betty jr. (0623) Thicke, Alan Henry (1024), Bruce (1117-1118) Thiessen, Tiffani-Amber Heather McCoy (0418) Thill, Jerrie Cheerleader (0719) Thomas, Frank himself (0911) Thompson, Kevin Elf (0712) Thomsen, Gregg Hank (0406) Thorley, Ken Jury Foreman (0308) Tilton, Charlene Herself (0723) Tino, Mike Vince (0409) Torees, Bill Cop (1123) Totah, Isa Ahmed (0902) Toth, Nick Computer Voice (0319) Tour, Shaub Akbar Johnson (0911) Trautman, Allan Barbiephile (0908) Tremblay, Lisa-Gay Cathy (1121) Trentini, Peggy Ulla (0623) Trevor, Steven Zelmo (0618) Tulin, Michael Paul (0311) Tull, Eric Milton (0318) Tullis, Dan Jr. Sheriff (0408), Sonny (0410), Officer (0414), Policeman (0517), FBI Man (0617), Policeman (0720, 0724, 0804), Officer Dan (0809-0810, 0817,0821,0906,0911,0913-0914,1012, 1015,1019,1020,1026,1106,1112) Tully, Tom Harold (0311) Turner, Raymond Elvis (black) (0303) Tweed, Shannon herself (1011) Twitchell, Tifni Mrs. Webstock (0303) Tyler, Corey Guy #2 (0418) Udy, Larry Psychic #1 (0618) Utay, Will Dean (1021) Utay, William Bum (0110) Vaccaro, Michael Anthony Patrick (0814) Vacco, Algelo Gang Guy (1010) Valentine, Steve Guy in line (1006) Valentino, Venessia Cindy (1012) Valverde, Rawley Alajandro (0303) Varon, Edith Agatha (0521) Varon, Susan Brenda (0924) Vasques, Erick Immigrant Child #1 (1102) Vassey, Liz Lorraine (0702) Vaughn, Terri J. Connie (0905) Venable, Travis Big Bob (0618) Verkaik, Petra Model #1 (1025) Vaitiare Sonja (0806) Viera, Joey Ernest (0206, 0207) Village People, The themselves (0807) Vinovich, Steve Director (0615) Voland, Mark Alderman Kucznynski (0925) Wade, Jennifer Cheerleader (1009) Wall, Shana Chantal (1001) Waln, Rick Bart (0111) Walters, Alex Statue (0423), Fantasy Man (0523) Warner, T.C. Pam (0914) Watts, Tonya Scarlett (1017) Waugh, Rick Jake (0510) Wayne, April Muffy (0306) Weapons, Letha Rocki Mountains (0912) Weigel, Teri Jade (0218, 0221, 0312, 0509) Weiskpof, Kate Girl Witch (1007) Weiss, Chuck Bum (0414, 0421) Weldon, Ann Aunt Maddie (1111) Wells, Caryn Paula (0216) Wells, David Sandy (0611) Wells, Marian M. Cheerleader (0719) Welsh, John Tony (0409), Clerk (1120) Wesley, John Dennis (0212) Whalley, Christopher Cowboy (0206, 0207) White, Greg Coach (0304) White, John Patrick Little Floyd (1016) White, Vanna Coco (0726) Whitley, Kym Danielle (1015) Whitman, Kari Muffy (0408) Whitten, Sandi Senior #2 (0421) Wiggins, Barry Geronimo (0914) Wild, Sandra Fluffy (0309) Wilgren, Terri Mindy (0714) Willard, Fred Stan (0619) Williams, Dijon Bobby (1012) Williams, Ian Patrick Beany (0202, 0203), Inspector Fitzpatrick (1022) Williams, Meadow Angela (1018) Wills, Lou Judge #1 (0422) Wilmore, Leilani Jones Reporter #1 (0920) Windust, Penelope Sales Lady (0705) Winfield, Dave himself (0911) Winfree, Rachel Sadie (0905) Winner, Jeffrey Test Examiner (0902) Winston, Matt Eugene (0717) Winter, Terence Lee (0812) Wolande, Gene Scientist (1005) Wolf, Kay Amber (0307) Wolpe, Lenny Father (0811) Woods, Barbara Alyn Vicky (0309) Wuhrer, Kari Joanie (0609, 0610) Wyner, George Ronald N. Michaels (0909) Wynette, Tammy herself (1108) Yates, Jack Jack (0317, 0318) Yeager, Biff Man (0824) Yothers, Tina herself (1106) Young, Chris Jackson (1024) Young, Leonard Kelly Mel (0909) Zane, Lora Ms. Weigel (0308) Zapata, Carmen Madame Olga (0309) Zarou, Elias Marcel (0103) Ziering, Ian Kid (0504) Zonn, Alex Bum (0802) Zully, Stewart Sam (0510) Zumwalt, Rick Gambler (0417) Zusser, Matt Donald (0922) ================================== APPENDIX III - WRITING CREDITS Staff Writers: Michael G. Moye 0112, 0714, 0802, 0812, 0912, 1003 Ron Leavitt/Michael G. Moye 0110, 0216, 0302, 0310, 0409, 0502, 0601 Michael G. Moye/Ron Leavitt 0101, 0102, 0201, 0202, 0203, 0215t, 0305, 0401t, 0412, 0413, 0508, 0623 Ron Leavitt/Arthur Silver 0525 Ron Leavitt/Ellen L. Fogle 0702 Katherine Green/Richard Gurman 0103, 0113, 0213 Richard Gurman/Katherine Green 0105, 0205 Sandy Sprung/Marcy Vosburgh 0106, 0204, 0209, 0214, 0219, 0301, 0311, 0408 Marcy Vosburgh/Sandy Sprung 0107, 0111, 0222, 0306, 0403, 0423 Kim Weiskopf/David Castro 0925 Richard Gurman/Stacie Lipp 0926, 1001 Stacie Lipp/Richard Gurman 1008 Valerie Ahern/Christian McLaughlin 1101, 1110, 1115, 1123 Matthew Berry/Eric Abrams 1102, 1112, 1121 Eric Abrams/Matthew Berry 1116 Steve Faber/Bob Fisher 1104, 1107, 1113 Vince Cheung/Ben Montanio 1108, 1111, 1124s Ben Montanio/Vince Cheung 1120 Russell Marcus/Pamela Eells 1124t Richard Gurman/Stacie Lipp/Russell Marcus 1024 Kevin Curran 0411, 0417, 0419, 0503, 0509, 0517, 0602, 0603, 0614, 0626, 0723 Pamela Eells 1122 Ralph R. Farquhar 0109t, 0211, 0217, 0304, 0319, 0321, 0510, 0514, 0523, 0806 Ellen L. Fogle 0108, 0210, 0212, 0218, 0220, 0315, 0317, 0318, 0414, 0418, 0421, 0507, 0512, 0521, 0606, 0608, 0617, 0624, 0705, 0712, 0721 Katherine Green 0402, 0410, 0420, 0504, 0513, 0522, 0613, 0621, 0808, 0816, 0821, 0908, 0920 Richard Gurman 0309, 0314, 0703, 0718, 0804, 0810, 0905, 1103 Larry Jacobson 0609, 0610, 0611, 0619, 0706, 0720, 0724, 0809, 0813, 0903, 0917 Stacie Lipp 0501t, 0515, 0520, 0605, 0612, 0622, 0625, 0707, 0710, 0715, 0719, 0722, 0803, 0805, 0906, 1021 Russell Marcus 0923, 1002, 1010, 1105, 1109, 1117, 1118 Nancy Neufeld 0822, 0825 Arthur Silver 0505, 0701, 0713, 0725, 0726 Gabrielle Topping 0313s, 0401s, 0501s, 0607, 0708 Kim Weiskopf 0801, 0811, 0910, 0911, 1004, 1009 Other Writers: Tracy Gamble/Richard Vaczy 0206, 0207 Pamela Wick/Susan Cridland 0303t Jules Dennis/Richard Mueller 0307 Jeanne Baruch/Jeanne Romano 0308, 0322t Lesa Kite/Cindy Begel 0312 Steve Granat/Mel Sherer 0316 Sara V. Finney/Vida Spears 0320 Sheldon Krasner/David Saling 0404t Arthur Silver/Steve Bing 0407 Diane Burroughs/Joey Gutierrez 0422, 0711t Glenn Eichler/Peter Gaffney 0516 J.D. Brancato/Michael Ferris 0519 Chip Johannessen/John Rinker 0524 Joel Valentincic/Scott Zimbler 0717 Peter Gaulke/Eddie Feldmann 0807t Garry Bowren/Laurie Lee-Goss 0826, 1022 Laurie Lee-Goss/Garry Bowren 0921, 1106 "Bootsie" 0924 Scott Zimbler/Joel Valentine 1012 Paul Corrigan/Brad Walsh 1013 Jimmy Alack/Jim Kelly 1019 Terry Maloney/Mindy Morgenstern 1114t, 1119 Todd Newman/David Faustino * 1114s Adell, Ilunga 0616, 0820 Aidekman, Al 0406, 0506, 0709, 0819, 0823, 0915, 1011 Beck, Donald 0902, 0918 Begel, Cindy 0818 Brown, Calvin Jr. 0618, 1007, 1026 Buck, Donelle Q. 1025 Burla, Ron 0104 Castro, David 0824, 0904, 0914 Chernin, Lisa 0615 Crider, Steve 0620 Davis, Allan 0604s Diamond, Paul 0415 Doanham, Sioux 0416 Driscoll, Mark 0817 Everett, Art 0511 Geller, Matt 0109s Gold, Barry 0913 Houston, John Glenn 0909 Inwood, Dvora 1006, 1014, 1023t Kaufer, Fran E. 0922, 1020 Kline, Wayne 0814, 0907 McIntyre, Doug 0815 Newman, Todd 1023s O'Keefe, Daniel 1005, 1015 O'Neill, Len 0322s Parker, J. Stanford 0215s Perzigian, Jerry 0221 Prady, Bill 0518 Rogers, Will 0404s Rosenbloom, Jan 0312s Rosenthal, Lisa 0405 Scully, Brian 0604t Sharon, P. 0711s Smith, Andrew 0704 Steen, Nancy 0901t Studebaker, Carl 0303s, 0901s Taylor, Alison 0916 Tricker, George 0716 Ulin, Robert 0313t Vorhaus, John 0208 Wolff, Michel 0919 Yuen, Brad 0807s [ s = Story credit only, t = Teleplay credit only ] ================================== APPENDIX IV - DIRECTING CREDITS Primary Director: First/Second season Linda Day Third-Seventh seasons Gerry Cohen Eighth Season Tony Singletary (0801-0815) Gerry Cohen (0816-0826) Ninth-Eleventh Season Gerry Cohen Linda Day 0101, 0102, 0103, 0104, 0105, 0108, 0109, 0111, 0112, 0113, 0201, 0202, 0203, 0204, 0205, 0206, 0207, 0208, 0209, 0210, 0211, 0212, 0213, 0214, 0215, 0216, 0218, 0220, 0221, 0222, 0414, 0519, 0520, 0521 Gerry Cohen 0217, 0219, 0301, 0302, 0303, 0304, 0305, 0306, 0308, 0309, 0311, 0312, 0313, 0314, 0315, 0316, 0317, 0318, 0319, 0320, 0321, 0322, 0401, 0402, 0403, 0404, 0405, 0406, 0407, 0408, 0409, 0410, 0411, 0412, 0413, 0415, 0416, 0417, 0418, 0419, 0421, 0422, 0423, 0501, 0502, 0503, 0504, 0505, 0506, 0507, 0508, 0509, 0510, 0511, 0512, 0513, 0514, 0515, 0516, 0517, 0518, 0522, 0523, 0524, 0601, 0602, 0603, 0604, 0605, 0606, 0608, 0609, 0610, 0611, 0612, 0613, 0614, 0615, 0616, 0617, 0619, 0620, 0621, 0622, 0623, 0624, 0625, 0626, 0701, 0702, 0703, 0704, 0705, 0706, 0707, 0709, 0710, 0711, 0712, 0713, 0715, 0716, 0718, 0719, 0721, 0722, 0723, 0724, 0725, 0726, 0816, 0818, 0819, 0820, 0821, 0822, 0901, 0902, 0903, 0904, 0905, 0906, 0909, 0910, 0913, 0914, 0917, 0919, 0920, 0921, 0925, 0926, 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004, 1007, 1008, 1009, 1010, 1014, 1015, 1017, 1018, 1024, 1025, 1103, 1107, 1108, 1115, 1117, 1118, 1119, 1122, 1123, 1124 Tony Singletary 0420, 0801, 0802, 0803, 0804, 0805, 0806, 0807, 0809, 0810, 0815 Amanda Bearse * 0607, 0618, 0708, 0717, 0720, 0811, 0813, 0815, 0823, 0826, 0907, 0911, 0915, 0916, 0922, 0924 1005, 1006, 1011, 1013, 1016, 1026, 1101, 1102, 1105, 1106, 1109, 1111, 1112, 1113, 1114 Sam W. Orender 0714, 0808, 0812, 0814, 0817, 0824, 0825, 0912, 0918, 0923, 1012, 1019, 1020, 1021, 1022, 1023, 1104, 1110 Mark K. Samuels 1116, 1121 Zane Buzby 0106 Richard Correll 1120 Katherine Green 0908 James E. Hornbeck 0310 Brian Levant 0110 John Sgueglia 0307 Arlando Smith 0107 ================================== APPENDIX V - THE LOST SHOW Here is a more detailed account of the events around the long-time "missing" third season episode: "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (0308). It was taped on January 6, 1989. Fox never aired it, but it was finally broadcasted on FX on June 18, 2002 - 13 years, 5 months and 12 days after the taping. It had aired many times outside the US before its US premiere, but the exact world premiere is unknown. Read this 1990 Playboy excerpt: This episode is now called "The Lost Show" by the producers, since they feel they lost control of it, and subsequently it never aired as scheduled. The reason was the Fox network censors. Producer Moye says they had 15 censor notes on the script, meaning 15 words or lines the censor considered "too graphic" or "over the edge" or "offensive to certain groups." These were the things they'd been hearing from the censor all alongat the rate of two or three a script but 15 notes was a whole new game. "We were gonna play ball," says Moye. They made some changes and sent the script back. The censor was on the phone. They made some more changes, caught some more flak. "It got to the point where we had given them all but four notes, which to us was bending double. We were really doing a contortionist job." Still, the censor wasn't happy. By the end of the week, they'd made 13 changes and "the integrity of the show was shot to hell," says Moye. The Lost Show is about sex. It begins with Peg and neighbor Marcy discussing ways to spice the Bundy's sex life. How about a change of venue? Cut to the Hop-On-Inn motel. See Al and Peg lean back in bed. Know they've done the wild and as always with the Bundys, brief thing. Later, we learn that Al and Peg were video-taped at the motel, as were Steve and Marcy before them. Cut to the courtroom, where Steve plays prosecutor in the couples' lawsuit against the Hop-On-Inn. Unfortunately for the Bundys, Steve screens the video tapes in court. Steve and Marcy win $10,000 for their multihour performance; Al and Peg's one-minute boogie is judged inconclusive. Or, as the jury foreman says, "No sex, no money." The motel's lawyer doubts Peg's claim that in their one filmed minute, she and Al had sex. Says Peg: "All right, it may not be sex to you, but it is to me. Just because you have husbands who can last long enough to time an egg doesn't mean that what Al does doesn't count... Is a crumb not a banquet for a starving person?... Is a fig leaf not clothing for the naked?" Now Peg's off the witness stand. She's being dragged back to her seat, and she's begging with every step: "You can't do this to Al! He'll lose what little confidence he has! You were great, baby! Please, oh, please, don't listen! Don't give up!" The courtroom clears. Al and Peg are alone. He leads her behind the judge's bench... The hands of the clock spin. Then we hear voices from behind the bench. Al: "Now, was that sex, or was that sex?" Peg: "That was SEX, Al", and she lights a cigarette and exhales a cloud of smoke... As this episode ends, the camera slowly pans to show a closed- circuit TV camera pointed directly behind the judge's bench... [You can find an illustrated transcript of the Lost Show at the Bundyology website - http://www.carl.ch/bundyology] ================================== APPENDIX VI - BUNDYISMS The Bundy credo: "When one Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." [From CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME (0313)] Al Bundy's xmas story: Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, no food was a stirring, not even a mouse. Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie, along with a note that said "presents or die". Children were plotting all night in their beds, while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head. But daddy had money this year in the bank, then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank. ...and all of a sudden Santa appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard. Santa I said as he laughed merrily, you do so much for others do something for me. Bundy he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze. Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife, her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife. As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue. And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee: you're married with children, you'll never be free. [From IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1) (0412)] Five Days of Christmas Bud: 5 bowls a-flushing Peg: 4 'roids a-throbbing Kel: 3 nosehairs waving Bud: 2 children starving Peg: 1 untouched wife! [From IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1) (0412)] Al pays the bills: Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha Living in the gutter, cha cha cha Early grave, cha cha cha Alright now, everybody - shoot me! [From RAINGIRL (0419)] "Psycho Dad" theme song: Who's that riding into the sun. Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad! [From AL... WITH KELLY (0501)] "Daddy" Poem D is for the many pies I baked you. A is for the apple in my eye. D is for the dish you ate the pie in. D is for the apple in my eye. Y ? Because I love you! Put them all together, they spell "daddy". [From THE UNNATURAL (0504)] Al's Gardening Song: Ol' McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y. And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y. With a no wife here, and no kids there, And a hooker coming over on Friday night, Big hooters with a pizza and a beer there, Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y! [From "WABBIT SEASON" (0508)] B.B. King's song #1 I was born in the junkyard, A child of the streets, My Dad was catching garbage, And other tastes of treats. Police chased and caught me, I was in the pound alone, The Bundys came and got me, Didn't even bring a bone! Yeah, yeah, I ain't talkin' jive. I'll eat anything, Even if it's alive. Don't want no fax machine, Got no use for a phone, Don't even want my belly rubbed, Just give me a blood-stained bone! Starvin' out here, Mama, Got no food to call my own. You better watch your wives and children, I'm out here prowlin' for a bone. [From "LOOK WHO'S BARKING" (0513)] B.B. King's song #2 Woman makes you stupid, Every man's a hound, She says love's an ocean, That she pulled you in to drown. Woman makes you stupid, Always playin' with your head, Next time you'll be smiling, Is the day you wake up dead. Woman makes you stupid, Won't you show a little tale/tail, I don't know why we need 'em, Oh yeah: a coffin needs a nail! [From "LOOK WHO'S BARKING" (0513)] Bud's Rap He came from the streets where everyone's meet Guns in the night, but you wonder why she can't love no-one 'Cause he's on the run Sleeps in the alley, wakes by the sun Listen to the sirens, thinkin' they're for me It's a lonely life for Grandmaster B Yes, a lonely life for Grandmaster B. [From "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (0603)] "I Care" by Al Bundy: When hooters jiggle around, and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a mustang engine purrs, and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound, and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I swear! To which Peggy adds: ...and if you really want a scare, check out his underwear, if you dare. [From MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND (0614)] "A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is only sexy 'til she becomes your wife" [Al Bundy, from RITES OF PASSAGE (0616)] "At the Nudie Bar": Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar. Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar. Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar. Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar. Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, ...at the nudie bar. [From RITES OF PASSAGE (0616)] "Psycho Dad" new theme song: A little touched or so we're told. Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold. Might as well, she was gettin' old. Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad. He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done. Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad! [From TEACHER PETS (0621)] "Psycho Mom" theme song: Who's the gal who needs no man? Killed him dead with the frying pan. Did it 'cause he missed the can. Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom! [From TEACHER PETS (0621)] "Old Aid" song: We are the old, we've got arthritis Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis We are the old, we've got arthritis We are the ones who wear bifocals, and have bursitis There are people younger, but we heed another call We really need the money, our accountants took it all We sing to you, those who have money Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny We need your help, so please please dig deep Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep We have medicare, and anti-gas pills But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills We are the old, [they are the old] We have arthritis [they have arthritis] Once we were gods, now golf excites us [golf excites 'em] So write a check (a really big one), for our december There's one more verse, but we can't remember... [From ROCK OF AGES (0709). Music and lyrics by Jonathan Wolff] Christmas jobs for Al: With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning, 9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach-killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santa-ing at the mall. [From CHRISTMAS (0712)] Marcy's song for Santa-Al: Bundy the no-man, he's as bald as he can be. With the hair in his nose and rot on his toes, he's as bald as he can be. Bundy the no-man, he's as bald as he can be. He's into old age, making minimum wage, he's as bald as he can be... [From CHRISTMAS (0712)] The Bundy credo: Lie when your wife is waking Lie when your belly's aching Lie when you know she's faking Lie, sell shoes, and lie. Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb. [From THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS (0725)] The Polk High Song: Oh, Polk you're the best of all the schools, Gor you will always share. By day we learn to read and write, By night our team will fight, fight, fight. No matter where we are, We'll always give a "ra" For P-O-L-K, P-O-L-K, Polk, Polk, Polk. [From SCARED SINGLE (0808)] Some Married Music in the Mall Lounge: My wife will never cook or clean, She still the money spends. Who knew when I first chose my mate That she would put on that much weight. Or sex we like for sure, If it only worked with her. Please K-I-L-L, K-I-L-L me, me, me. [From SCARED SINGLE (0808)] More Nudie Bar sayings: Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar. Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar. Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar. Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar. [From NO MA'AM (0809)] "Psycho Dad" christmas episode: Who's that riding in the sleigh. Who's that firing along the way. Who's got the most popped on christmas day? Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad. [From THE WORST NOEL (0813)] Al's "wife" chant: I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back. I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. I've seen her on her stupid couch. I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife! [From HONEY, I BLEW UP MYSELF (0814)] Al's High School Valentine poem for Peggy: I love your hooters, I love your ass, Let's say we meet after class. [From VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE (0818)] Ironhead Haynes' Nine Commandments 1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays." 2. It is wrong to be French. 3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4. Lawyers: see rule three. 5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6. Everyone should car pool but me. 7. Bring back the word "stewardesses" 8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport. 9. Mudwrestling is a sport. [From LEGEND OF IRONHEAD HAYNES (0821)] The New Adventures of Psycho Dad: Who is the tall, dark stranger there. The one with the gun and the icy stare. The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair. Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad! He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law. He's | |
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