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E-mail this Print this Advanced search Home ... Satire > Revocation of Independence Revocation of Independence Claim: Monty Python member John Cleese penned a satirical piece announcing the revocation of America's independence. Status: False. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2004] John Cleese's Letter to the USA To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.8% of you who have, until now, been unaware there's a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America. Congress and the Senate are disbanded. A questionnaire circulated next year will determine whether any of you noticed. To aid your transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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John Cleese offers insights, 'expertise' on religion in Oct. 22 lecture Cornell President Jeffrey Lehman welcomes John Cleese to campus in front of a thunderous and appreciative crowd in Barton Hall Oct. 22. Nicola Kountoupes /University Photography By Simeon Moss For John Cleese, the practice of religion from the humorous to the torturous offers a pretty accurate guide to mental health. And the more people fall under the sway of punitive, organized religion, he suggested, the more their health and the health of others is in danger. The noted British (now a resident of Santa Barbara, Calif.) comedian, actor, author and Cornell Andrew Dickson White Professor-at-Large offered an overflow Barton Hall audience Oct. 22 more stand-up theology than stand-up comedy during a lecture titled "What Is Religion? Musings on the 'Life of Brian.'" He was informed and articulate, sometimes biting and typically droll. Cornell President Jeffrey Lehman introduced Cleese who stood behind him, mugging as "mature ... serious and reflective ... and a man of great energy, especially when it comes to students." And legal expert Lehman, after denigrating his own sense of humor, quipped that Cleese had prepared for his career in comedy in "the traditional way," with a law degree (from Cambridge University). Lehman closed his introduction by announcing that Cleese would soon be 65, and with an unexpected flourish, he led the Barton Hall crowd in a rousing rendition of "Happy Birthday To You." Obviously delighted by the outpouring of affection, Cleese stepped to the microphone, then deadpanned, "65 nearly dead" to great audience laughter and applause.

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If anyone can give me some information on the history of this letter, I'd love to hear the back story) John Cleese's Letter to America To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."

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