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  1. PLAYBOY Magazine October 2005 Ozzy Osbourne & George Carlin interviews/Amanda Paige
  2. STUFF Magazine December 2001 ALYSSA MILANO, George Carlin
  3. by George Carlin Last Words, A Memoir First Edition, First Printing edition
  4. Killer Carlin by George Carlin, 2003-02
  5. Braindroppings by George Carlin, 1997-01-01
  6. Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help by George Carlin, 1984
  7. George Carlin's Alter-Ego by His Alter-Ego by Bill Brennan, 2009-03-01
  8. AN EVENING WITH WALLY LONDO FEATURING BILL SLAZO - vinyl lp NEW NEWS - TEENAGE MASTRUBATION - MENTAL HOT FOOTS - HIGH NO THE PLANE - BODILY FUNCTIONS, AND OTHERS. by GEORGE CARLIN, 1975
  9. AN EVENING WITH WALLY LONDO FEATURING BILL SLASZO - vinyl lp. NEW NEWS - TEENAGE MASTURBATION - MENTAL HOT FOOTS - HIGH ON THE PLANE - BODILY FUNCTIONS, MORE. by GEORGE CARLIN, 1975
  10. OCCUPATION: FOOLE - vinyl lp WELCOME TO MY JOB - WHITE HARLEM - THE HALLWAY GROUPS - BLACK CONSCIOUSNESS, AND OTHERS. by GEORGE CARLIN, 1973
  11. George Carlin Albums: Life Is Worth Losing, It's Bad for Ya, Occupation: Foole, Class Clown, the Little David Years, Complaints and Grievances
  12. George Carlin: 2006 Day-to-Day Calendar by George Carlin, 2005-07-01
  13. Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George by George Carlin, 2011-05-17
  14. Biography - Carlin, George (Denis) (1937-): An article from: Contemporary Authors by Gale Reference Team, 2004-01-01

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin attributed: source unknown I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, "This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me."
George Carlin , in the New York Times, August 20, 1995 If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George Carlin attributed: source unknown Religion If this [word] offends you, welcome to the world of sane and realistic critical thought. More harm has been done to the collective human psyche by religion than by all the fucking and cocksucking since the dawn of time. By the way, many religious people (including the ordained) fuck and suck each other's cocks all the time.
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When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.

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I'm getting tired of that shit. Tired of that shit. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. They don't care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don't. Not in the abstract they don't. You know what they're interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.

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Baseball is different from any other sport; very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out; sometimes unintentionally, he's out. Also: In football, basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score withthe ball, and without the ball you can't score. In baseball, the ball prevents you from scoring. In most sports the team is run by a coach; in baseball the team is run by a manager; and only in baseball does the manager (or coach) wear the same clothing as the players do. If you had ever seen John Madden in his Oakland Raiders football uniform, you would know the reason for this custom. Now I've mentioned football. Baseball and football are the two most popular spectator sports in this country. And, as such, it seems they ought to be able to tell us something about ourselves and our values. And maybe how those values have changed over the last 150 years. For those reasons I enjoy comparing baseball and football: Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.

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