1. George Carlin - Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia George Carlin s most recent stand up routines are primarily focused on attacking the flaws in modernday America. He often takes on contemporary political http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin

George Carlin From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation search George Carlin George Carlin in concert in the 1970s Birth name George Denis Patrick Carlin Born May 12 Manhattan New York City New York ... USA Medium stand-up television film books ... American 1956 – Present Genres Observational comedy Wit Word play ... Black comedy Subject(s) American culture English language everyday life childhood ... religion Influences Danny Kaye The Marx Brothers Spike Jones Ernie Kovacs ... Bill Hicks Influenced Chris Rock Lewis Black Jerry Seinfeld Jon Stewart ... Russell Peters Spouse Brenda Hosbrook August 5 May 11 1 child Class Clown Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television HBO television specials Rufus in and Website www.georgecarlin.com Grammy Awards Best Comedy Recording Best Spoken Comedy Album ... American Comedy Awards Funniest Male Performer in a TV Special George Carlin: Back in Town George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy Lifetime Achievement Award in Comedy George Denis Patrick Carlin (born May 12 ) is a Grammy -winning American stand-up comedian actor , and author Carlin is especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language

2. George Carlin Quotes And Biography. George Carlin Quotations. Read George Carlin quotes, biography or a speech. QuoteDB offers a large collection of George Carlin quotations, ratings and a picture. http://www.quotedb.com/authors/george-carlin

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3. George Carlin - Celebrity Atheist List (the following is extracted from George Carlin s HBO special, You Are All Diseased , recorded live at New York City s Beacon Theater on February 6, 1999) http://www.celebatheists.com/index.php?title=George_Carlin

4. Jimpoz.com - George Carlin George Carlin () George Dennis Carlin. George Carlin. Born, May 12, 1937 decided July 3, 1978). The repository contains 17 quotes by George Carlin. http://jimpoz.com/quotes/speaker.php?speakerid=32

5. George Carlin@Everything2.com Born May 12, 1936 George Carlin s mother fled his father taking George and his brother Patrick (age 5) with her. George Carlin attended Corpus Christi http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=George Carlin

6. Comedy Central: Comedians: George Carlin GEORGE CARLIN began his professional career in radio at KIOE, Shreveport, LA in July, 1956 at the age of nineteen while serving in the USAF. http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/c/george_carlin.jhtml

var remote_host = ''; topnav_DoFSCommand(command,arguments); Comedy Central tonight: 10:00 PM Scrubs 10:30 PM Scrubs 11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 11:30 PM The Colbert Report full schedule TV_Shows Main Page ... Go to Shop submit powered by google var if_nt_userName_flash = "null"; Comedy Central a b c ... z George Carlin GEORGE CARLIN began his professional career in radio at KIOE, Shreveport, LA in July, 1956 at the age of nineteen while serving in the USAF. Following KIOE, he landed at WEZE in Boston, MA. That job lasted three months in 1959. br>After splitting with Burns in 1962, Carlin spent about a year working in nightclubs without much success. In 1963, he found the Caf au Go Go in Greenwich Village and spent the better part of two years developing his comic style. It was in this folk/Jazz setting that he developed the first bits that got him on television with The Indian Sergeant, Wonderful Wino and Hippy Dippy Weatherman. br>In 1965, Carlin began to get extensive TV exposure: fifty-eight appearances in 1965 and 1966 alone, mostly on Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas. Network spots during that period included The Hollywood Palace, Jimmy Dean, Roger Miller and Carlin was a regular on Kraft Summer Music Hall with John Davidson, and the following year he starred with Buddy Greco and Buddy Rich on Away We Go, the summer replacement for Jackie Gleason. His first album, Take-Offs and Put-Ons, was released in 1967 on RCA Victor. Between 1967 and 1970, he made another eighty TV appearances, including Ed Sullivan, Tom Jones, Steve Allen, Jackie Gleason and Carol Burnett. He also worked in all major nightclubs, including the Frontier Hotel in Las Vegas.

7. George Carlin: Biography And Much More From Answers.com George Carlin Counterculture comedian George Carlin was born May 12, 1937, in the Bronx, New York. A disciple of Lenny Bruce , Carlin was arrested for. http://www.answers.com/topic/george-carlin

BodyLoad('s'); Results for George Carlin On this page: Select Article AnswerNote Who2 Biography Artist Discography Actor Filmography Biography Quotes By Wikipedia Or search: - The Web - Images - News - Blogs - Shopping AnswerNote George Carlin Source Counterculture comedian George Carlin was born May 12, 1937, in the Bronx, New York. A disciple of Lenny Bruce , Carlin was arrested for violating obscenity laws in 1972 after a radio broadcast of an uncensored version of his routine "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on Radio or Television." The broadcast became the center of a debate over censorship, and FCC legislation over profanity . A self-professed atheist and avid cocaine user, Carlin's adversaries deemed him anti-religious and disrespectful of society. Raised in a Roman Catholic home, and having been educated in parochial school, Carlin is said to have developed his negative attitude towards religion during his tenure as an altar boy. A high school dropout, Carlin enlisted in the army, got his high school equivalency, and moonlighted as a disc jockey at a Louisiana radio station, where he was stationed. In 1959, Carlin teamed up with Texas newscaster, Jack Burns, collaborating on a morning radio show in Fort Worth before relocating to Hollywood, where they attracted Bruce's attention. He helped Burns and Carlin secure appearances on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

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9. George Carlin Quotes - The Quotations Page george carlin; Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and george carlin, george carlin You Are All Diseased http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Carlin/

Quotation Search by keyword or author: Home Weblog Quotes of the Day Motivational ... Read books online at our other site: The Literature Page Quotations by Author George Carlin (1937 - ) US comedian and actor [more author details] Showing quotations 1 to 18 of 18 total As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. George Carlin Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. George Carlin I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. George Carlin I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. George Carlin If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

10. George Carlin Self george carlin 40 Years of Comedy. Visit IMDb for Photos, Filmography, Discussions, Bio, News, Awards, Agent, Fan Sites. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137506/

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11. 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes 101 Greatest george carlin Quotes 101 Greatest george carlin Quotes The man who thinks “life is worth losing” turns 70 today. Here are 101 of his greatest http://blogzarro.com/?p=226?fk

12. Filthy Words By George Carlin FCC transcript of the carlin monologue at issue in FCC v. Pacifica Foundation. http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/conlaw/filthywords.html

The following is a verbatim transcript of "Filthy Words" (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation ) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission: Read it! (from audience) Shit! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, shit. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word shit is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that shit out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that shit anymore. I can't cut that shit, buddy. I've had that shit up to here. I think you're full of shit myself. (laughter) He don't know shit from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll shit on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the shit is going to hit de today . (laughter) Anyway, enough of that shit. (laughter) The big one, the word fuck that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, fuck, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) Fuck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a

13. Baseball Almanac - George Carlin In Baseball And Football One of the most famous standup baseball comedy routines was the following dialog by george carlin. These simple words simply cannot do the dialogue justice http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor7.shtml

Site Navigation George Carlin in Baseball and Football One of the most famous stand-up baseball comedy routines was the following dialog by George Carlin. These simple words simply cannot do the dialogue justice, but it is still quite funny and we hope you enjoy his comparison of Baseball and Football. "Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying." - George Carlin Baseball and Football by George Carlin Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out; sometimes unintentionally, he's out. Also: in football,basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.

14. George Carlin Quotes Here are the best george carlin quotes spoken by one of America s hippest comedians. These were thought to be, but are NOT george carlin quotes. http://digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/george_carlin.html

George Carlin Quotes Music Lists Movie Lists Song Lyrics Forum Here are the best George Carlin quotes spoken by one of America's hippest comedians. George Carlin Life Is Worth Losing When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? What if there were no hypothetical questions? Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

15. George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story Grammywinning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author george carlin spoke of his doubts about the official 9/11 story during a recent appearance at http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/291007_carlin_questions.htm

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16. Funny Stories And Jokes george carlin on Stuff. Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That s all, a little place All material written and owned by george carlin. http://www.writers-free-reference.com/funny/story085.htm

George Carlin on Stuff Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there. That's all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff. And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They never bother with that crap you're saving. All they want is the shiny stuff. That's what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get...more stuff! Sometimes you gotta move, gotta get a bigger house. Why? No room for your stuff anymore. Did you ever notice when you go to somebody else's house, you never quite feel a hundred percent at home? You know why? No room for your stuff. Somebody else's stuff is all over the goddamn place! And if you stay overnight, unexpectedly, they give you a little bedroom to sleep in. Bedroom they haven't used in about eleven years. Someone died in it, eleven years ago. And they haven't moved any of his stuff! Right next to the bed there's usually a dresser or a bureau of some kind, and there's NO ROOM for your stuff on it. Somebody else's shit is on the dresser.

17. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Hurricane Rules Origins This list of supposed common sense rules has been attributed both to comedian george carlin and to New Orleans blues musician Bill Boudreaux. http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/carlin.asp

E-mail this Print this Advanced search Home ... Soapbox > Hurricane Rules Hurricane Rules Claim: Comedian George Carlin wrote a list of "Hurricane Rules." Status: False. Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2005] Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming) #1. A manditory evacuation means just that... Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the arguement. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.) #2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the governments fault you're starving. #2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.) #2b. If the local store is too looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's tv and stereo alone. (See

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19. George Carlin carlin speaks up about what s wrong with Mickey Mouse, baby boomers, private property, and political activism. http://www.motherjones.com/arts/qa/1997/03/outspoken.html

HOME RECENT POLITICS BLOGS ... RSS MOTHER JONES BY E-MAIL George Carlin Arts: Carlin speaks up about what's wrong with Mickey Mouse, baby boomers, private property, and political activism. By Ricky Young March/April 1997 Issue TOOLS E-mail article Print article document.write("Digg") document.write("del.icio.us") document.write("Reddit") document.write("Yahoo MyWeb") BACKTALK E-mail the editor document.write("StumbleUpon") document.write("Newsvine") document.write("Google") South Carolina's Lasting Impact What's Next for (Bill) Clinton and the Anti-Obama Attack Machine? Obama Wins South Carolina; Plus, Bill's Jesse Jackson Comparison Exit Polls in South Carolina Point to Importance of Economy, Dirty Politics ... Dumps on Giuliani in McCain Endorsement G eorge Carlin wanted to be Danny Kaye when he grew up. Instead, his straight-arrow career was hijacked by the counterculture, and he became the angry voice of a generation. Today, he laments that generation's loss of idealism, but he does so driving a BMW and luxuriating in his private flotation tank, which he calls "Our Lady of Good Salt." After decades of misanthropic stand-up, Carlin promises that a newfound grace infuses his book Brain Droppings , which Hyperion is publishing this spring. "There's a surprising amount of innocence and sweetness in it," he says. And even though he excoriated Mickey Mouse when the "imaginary rodent's" 65th birthday became a news item, the comedian wants you to celebrate when he turns 60 in May.

20. Digg - George Carlin - Voting The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election” http://digg.com/comedy/George_Carlin_Voting

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