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  1. Comic Relief : The Life and Laughter of Artemus Ward, 1834-1867 by John J. Pullen, 1983-12
  2. The complete works of Artemus Ward (Charles F. Browne) by Artemus, 1834-1867 Ward, 2009-10-26
  3. Comic Relief The Life and Laughter of Artemus Ward, 1834-1867 by John J. Pullen, 1983
  4. The complete works of Charles F. Browne. better known as Artem by Ward. Artemus. 1834-1867., 1871-01-01
  5. The Complete Works Of Charles F. Browne, Better Known As "artemus Ward."
  6. Artemus Ward; His Travels
  7. Artemus Ward by James C. Austin, 1964-06

81. Personal Names
Ward, Artemus, 18341867 Ward, Barney Ward, Bill Ward, Edwin Ward, Helen Ward,James Waring, George Warner, C. Warner, Char Alma Warner, Charles
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Personal Names A B C D ... P ] [Q] [ R S T U ... W ] [X] [ Y Z A Aball, Moses
Abbot, Edward
Abbot, Sarah Striethoff
Abbott, Fanny
Abbott, John
Abbott, Kate
Abbs, Jimima
Abel, Elijah, 1810-1884
Aberhansle, Fred
Abraham, Mary
Abram, James Abrams, James Adair, George Adams, Ansa Adams, Arza, 1804-1889 Adams, Barnabas Adams, Betsey Seavitt, 1805-1847 Adams, Charles Adams, Eliza Adams, George Adams, Hannah, b. 1833 Adams, James, 1798-1874 Adams, Joel C. Adams, John, 1735-1826 Adams, John, b. 1836 Adams, Lucy, b. 1839 Adams, Mary Adams, P. Adams, S. L. Adams, William H. Adamson, Allen Adamson, Thomas Addams, George Afflick, William Aird, William Aitken, James Ajax, Eliza Ajax, Emma Jemima Hughes, 1840-1925 Ajax, Thomas Ajax, Thomas Truman Ajax, William, 1832-1899 Albion, Ann Albion, Joseph Albion, Maria Aldred, William J. Aldrich, Hazen Aldrich, Martin Van Buren Aldridge, Richard Alen, D. R.

82. A Swiss Bank Account - Facts And Fiction
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow themoney to do it with. Artemus Ward 18341867
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A Swiss Bank Account - Facts and Fiction
"If you can actually count your money then you are not really a rich man." J. Paul Getty
American business executive
To most people having a Swiss Bank Account is something for the super rich, crooks, dishonest government officials or just a good way of "hiding away one's ill-gotten gains." That's nothing but fiction and a common plot used over and over again in a lot of Hollywood's B movies. There's nothing illegal or "fishy" about wanting, or having a Swiss bank account. The truth is Swiss banks welcome accounts from foreign residents all over the world - especially the "West," and a vast number of average Americans have accounts all over Switzerland. The main reason for wanting a Swiss bank account has to deal with the legendary privacy such an account provides. The Swiss have some of the tightest regulations in the entire world as far as who can gain access to your account. If you're looking for a way to "protect' assets from snoopy investigators, a Swiss account can be the ideal place. The "big five" Swiss banks are listed below. All are familiar with foreign accounts.

83. "Quote": Page 5 - From Optimism To Sex
Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness? Artemus Ward (18341867).Your karma ran over my dogma. back to contents
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My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Monty Python Page 1: Age
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A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists. A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air. Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. Alexander Pope Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Philander Chase Johnson It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised. Smile, they said, It could be worse. So, I did And it was. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. W.C. Fields The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be. The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it. J. Robert Oppenheimer Twixt the optimist and pessimist The difference is droll: The optimist sees the doughnut But the pessimist sees the hole.

84. War Never Decides Who Is Right, Only Who Is Left.
Artemus Ward (18341867). World War is the second worst activity of mankind,the worst being acquiescence in slavery. - William F. Buckley Jr.
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I [state your name] do solemnly swear...
US Air Force Oath of Enlistment
I, Zoomie, swear to sign away four years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I'm too smart for the Army and because Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take credit for the work done by others more dedicated than me who take their job seriously. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States, even though I believe myself to be above that. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military and I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than all those around me and will at all times be sure to make them aware of that fact.
After completion of my "Basic Training", I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, civilian-wearing-a-blue-uniform, lazy-boy sitting, chairborne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back with it. I will do no work unless someone is watching me (and it makes me look good), will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. I consent to never getting promoted (EVER) and understand that all those whom I made fun of yesterday will probably outrank me tomorrow. So help me God.
US Army Oath of Enlistment

85. If You've Seen One Nuclear War, You've Seen Them All.
Artemus Ward (18341867). Only when war is considered vulgar will people avoidit. - Oscar Wilde. As long as war is considered wicked, it will have a
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Rules of Combat They Never Taught You
  • You are not Superman
  • Recoiless rifles aren't.
  • Suppressive fire won't.
  • If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
  • Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
  • When in doubt empty the magazine.
  • Never share a foxhole with someone braver then you are.
  • Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
  • If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you.
  • All five-second grenade fuses are three seconds.
  • Try to look unimportant they may be low on ammo.
  • If you are forward of your position, the artillery will be short.
  • The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
  • The important things are always simple.
  • The simple things are always hard.
  • If you're short of everything except the enemy, you're in combat.
  • Incoming fire has the right of way.
  • No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
  • No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
  • Teamwork is essential. It gives them other people to shoot at.
  • If the enemy is in range, so are you.
  • Tracers work both ways.

86. Food For Thought: Biographies
Ward, Artemus (Charles Farrar Browne) (American humorist), 18341867. Ward, ArthurSarsfield (pen name Sax Rohmer) (English writer), 1886-1959
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Waage, Peter (Norwegian chemist) Waals, Johannes Diderik van der (Dutch physicist) Waccho (Lombard king c.510-c.539) d.c.539 Wace (Anglo-Norman poet) c.1100-1174? Wach, Joachim (German-born American theologian) Wackenhut, George Russell (Am. FBI agent; fd. security firm) Wackenroder, Wilhelm Heinrich (German writer, critic) Wackernagel, Jacob (German linguist; son of Wilhelm) Wackernagel, Wilhelm (German scholar) Waddel, Moses (American educator) Waddell, Hugh (Irish-born American soldier) Waddell, James Iredell (American naval officer) Wadding, Luke (Irish religious, historian) Waddington, William Henry (French archaeologist, politician) Wade, Benjamin Franklin (American politician) Wade, George (Irish-born British soldier) Wade, Sir Thomas Francis (English soldier, diplomat, scholar) Wagner, Cosima (German art director; wife of Richard) Wagner, George Raymond "Gorgeous George" (American wrestler) Wagner, Jane (American writer, actor, film director, producer) b.1935 Wagner, John Peter (aka Honus, Hans) (American baseball player) Wagner, Otto (Austrian architect; founder of modern movement)

87. Linux-Kernel Archive: Re: Volume Managers In Linux
Artemus Ward (18341867). - To unsubscribe from this list send the line unsubscribelinux-kernel in the body of a message to majordomo@vger.rutgers.edu
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Re: Volume Managers in Linux
Matthias Urlichs ( smurf@noris.de
4 Nov 1998 16:06:23 +0100

Evacuating a block in the middle of a file system ought to boil down to
shrinking the file system, copying the middle N chunks to the newly-freed
end chunks, and remapping the thing.
This may be somewhat inefficient, but file system shrinkage should be
fairly easy to do (CERTAINLY easier than allowing arbitrarily-big holes in
the middle).
NB, this assumes that the LVM keeps all chunks of equal size, but anybody
who doesn't do things that was is out of their minds anyway. ;-)
check if we run into performance problems. As a second approximation, I'd say that the optimal laying-out of a file system should be mkfs's job, and doesn't really belong in the actual file system code. http://www.noris.de/~smurf/ I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. Artemus Ward (1834-1867) - To unsubscribe from this list: send the line "unsubscribe linux-kernel" in the body of a message to majordomo@vger.rutgers.edu Please read the FAQ at

88. Toward Peace
Artemus Ward (humorist, 18341867), On Forts, The Complete Works of ArtemusWard, 1898. I first heard about our policies in torture when I was in Brazil
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TOWARD PEACE MONTHLY
Editor: Wade Hudson In this issue:
"Take Back America Conference Reflects a Fired-up, Unified Movement"
Report on the June 13 Strategy Workshop
Speak American Now: August 21 Strategy Workshop
Comments on PROMOTING THE GENERAL WELFARE: A CAMPAIGN FOR AMERICAN VALUES
Quotes from MORAL POLITICS: HOW LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES THINK
George Lakoff Lecture Slides
Frank Quotes
Subscribe to a Toward Peace e-list REACHING BEYOND THE CHOIR At last, progressives are learning how to connect more effectively with mainstream Americans. Now that most Americans support progressive positions on most issues, communicating with Middle America is urgent. As part of this effort, the Reaching Beyond the Choir Project aims to identify one or more concise, comprehensive statements of purpose for the progressive movement that are clearly rooted in underlying American moral values. The Metaphor Project puts it, is essential....

89. Artemus Ward Quotes - The Quotations Page
Artemus Ward (1834 1867) US humorist more author details Artemus Ward;Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
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90. RepeatAfterUs.com - Ward Artemus
Contents Author Ward Artemus, 1834 1867. 1 Texts. Memorable Quotes ( 1 text ),Difficulty Level. Marriage Read by Michael Rosenblum, Beginning
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91. Biographical List Of Names (WAM - WAR) Compiled By GIGA
Artemus Ward (pseudonym of Charles Farrar Browne), American humorist (1834 1867) - READ QUOTES (6) BUY AMAZON BOOK Barbara Ward, English economist,
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92. Literary Encyclopedia: List People (W)
1698 1779. We regret we have not completed our entry yet. Please come backanother day. Ward, Artemus (Ward, Artemus ). 1834 - 1867.
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93. Ward, Artemus
The summary for this Russian page contains characters that cannot be correctly displayed in this language/character set.
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94. Artemus Ward Quotes - ThinkExist Quotations
Artemus Ward quotes. Popularity Artemus Ward popularity 3/10 Artemus Wardquotes. About Reason quotes. Add to my book
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95. RepeatAfterUs.com -Ward Artemus-Marriageby Michael Rosenblum
Ward Artemus Marriage, printer friendly version. Click above to listen to this quote! He s the most married man I ever saw in my life. ( Artemus Ward s Lecture )
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96. Famous Quotes By Author - The Quotations Page
1683). Wanamaker, John (1) US department store merchant (1838 - 1922).Ward, Artemus (2) - US humorist (1834 - 1867). Ward, William
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97. Birth And Death Dates Of Authors
Hugh (1884 1941) WALTON, Izaak (1593 - 1683) Ward, Adolphus William (1837 -1924) Ward, Artemus (1834 - 1867) Ward, Humphrey (1851 - 1920) WardLE,
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98. Maine Memory Network
Artemus Ward painted portrait Contributed by Waterford Historical Society ArtemusWard painted portrait. title. Artemus Ward painted portrait.
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99. Product Listing - Americana
Ward, Artemus. Browne, Charles Farrar. 1834 1867. Hingston, EP - Editor.Edited by EP Hingston, The Companion and Agent of Artemus Ward Whilst On the
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100. Optical Index
Do me eyes deceive me earsight? Is it some dreams? Artemus Ward 1834 1867,fly. Everyone is aware, I m sure, that things are not always as they seem.
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Interesting ptical effects
'Do me eyes deceive me
earsight? Is it some dreams?'
Artemus Ward
Everyone is aware, I'm sure, that things are not always as they seem. I am particularly fascinated by the visual anomalies that are more commonly called Optical Illusions. Some of the best-known - and one or two unusual ones - are extensively explored at Illusionworks ; there is a collection here ; have a look at ; and try the miscellany of all things visual at Grand-Illusions Here, with the aid of Microsoft GIF Animator, I have tried to demonstrate some Optical Effects that interest me. Please wait while the animations load. Enjoy!

AFTER EFFECTS
Look at the moving patterns -
and see the strange effects
CUBE Classic 'which way is it facing'
cube and rod animation
ERASER Eraser on - or above - a table
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