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The Cartoon Guide to Chemistry (Cartoon Guide To...) by Larry Gonick, Craig Criddle, 2005-05-03 The Genie in the Bottle: 67 All-New Commentaries on the Fascinating Chemistry of Everyday Life by Dr. Joe Schwarcz, 2002-07-01 Humor and Humanism in Chemistry. by JOHN READ, 1947 Cool Chemistry: Great Experiments With Simple Stuff by Steven W. Moje, 1999-06-30 No-Sweat Science: Chemistry Experiments by Louis V. Loeschnig, 2005-11-01 Advanced Chemistry by Jack G. Huekels, 2010-03-14 Molecules With Silly Or Unusual Names by Paul W. May, 2008-12-30 Scientific American, Volume 17, No. 26 December 28, 1867 A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01 Good Humor: Webster's Timeline History, 1706 - 2007 by Icon Group International, 2010-05-17 Scientific American, Volume 22, No. 1, January 1, 1870 A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01 Humor: Webster's Timeline History, 586 BC - 1990 by Icon Group International, 2009-02-20 Humor: Webster's Timeline History, 1991 - 2007 by Icon Group International, 2009-02-20 GenComics (Erlebnis Wissenschaft) by Hanno Bolz, 2001-10-16 Humor and Wellness in Clinical Intervention

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81. Jokes N Jokes - Science Jokes - Chemistry Jokes
    Jokes N Jokes Science Jokes - chemistry Jokes. humor Links Site Search These jokes are for all those great Chemists out there.  
    http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Science/science.chem

82. Jokes N Jokes - Science Jokes - Astronomy Jokes, Biology Jokes, Chemistry Jokes,
    Jokes N Jokes Science Jokes - Astronomy Jokes, Biology Jokes, chemistry Jokes,Mathematic Jokes and More.  
    http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/science.htm
    
    Extractions: Astronomy Jokes Biology Jokes Chemistry Jokes Mathematic Jokes ... eBay The World's Online Marketplace !! : Are you looking for that hard to find Collectible? A great price on a Car, Truck or Boat? If you are looking for a great price on just about ANYTHING - eBAY's the place to be - 24 hours a day !! Jokes 'N Jokes Sponsors: Commonly Used Drug (Medication) Links The Uniform Resource Locator (URL) or Internet Street Address of this page is

83. College Humor - Tricky Chemistry Final
    Joke about two guys who missed their final chemistry exam.  
    http://www.slinkycity.com/chemistry-final.html
    
    Extractions: Advertise Here Click here to send 'Chemistry Final' to a friend Click here for Print Version of Chemistry Final ... One year there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms and labs, such that going into the final they had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week even though the Chemistry final was on Monday they decided to go up to New York and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back until early monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found the professor and explained to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to New York for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time. The professor thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It said:

84. Wisdom And Humor, Suslick Research Group Chemistry University Of Illinois
    Research in the Suslick Group at the University of Illinois Sonochemistry andBioinorganic chemistry.  
    http://www.scs.uiuc.edu/suslick/cartoons.html

85. Wisdom And Humor, Suslick Research Group Chemistry University Of Illinois
    Research in the Suslick Group at the University of Illinois Sonochemistry andBioinorganic chemistry.  
    http://www.scs.uiuc.edu/suslick/wisdom.html

86. Chemistry Jokes
    chemistry Jokes chemistry Science Jokes are Chemical Jokes.  
    http://www.sciencejokes.com/science-jokes/?id_category=42

87. Chemistry At IT Xperts Recreation Humor Science Chemistry
    chemistry at IT Xperts Recreation humor Science chemistry.  
    http://directory.xperts.ro/dmoz/Recreation/Humor/Science/Chemistry/

88. #Beginner - Humor, Chemistry Lesson
    Fun Stuff things to do, motivational tips, inspirational encouragement, games,downloads.  
    http://www.ircbeginner.com/justfun/fb-chemistry.html
    
    Extractions: Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

89. University Of Pittsburgh Department Of Chemistry - Thesis Humor
    University of Pittsburgh Department of chemistry. Department of chemistry234 Chevron Science Center Pittsburgh, PA 15260 Phone 412624-8200  
    http://www.chem.pitt.edu/grad/thesishumor.asp

90. R-TT Directory
    Geochemistry History humor Inorganic Mathematical chemistry Nobel Prize inchemistry Data Recovery / Directory Home / Science / chemistry / humor  
    http://directory.r-tt.com/Science/Chemistry/Humor/

91. Science Humor
    Passes checker test MDeA s chemistry Fun Page The ultimate site for chemistryhumor.It contains tons of jokes and chemical puns for your entertainment.  
    http://n.webring.com/hub?ring=sciencehumor

92. Jobs In Biomedical Sciences, Biology, Biochemistry, Chemistry, Physics
    BS, MS, and Ph.D levels in chemistry, biology, biomedical sciences, Science and Medicine humor A long list of links to biology songs and jokes,  
    http://www.science-jobs.org/humor.php

93. Humor - Male/Men Jokes: "MaleFemale Chemistry Man And Woman" Mystery Of The Zen
    humor Male/Men jokes MaleFemale chemistry Man and Woman . MaleFemale chemistryMan and Woman Submitted by dementedsoul on 3/2/05  
    http://www.zenhex.com/jokes.php?joke=1068

94. Chemical Forums We Answer Chemistry Questions - Humor Forum
    chemistry Forums General Forums for Entertainment humor Forum Mitch Andr©Garcia s chemistry Forums Powered by LSP, © 2003 LSP Dev Team.  
    http://www.chemicalforums.com/index.php?board=14

95. The Chemistry Set [rec.humor.funny]
    His wife replies that he s downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. I thought you were playing with your chemistry set.  
    http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/87/merced.html
    
    Extractions: Your Ad Here Here's one I heard on the radio recently. A father comes home and asks where his son is. His wife replies that he's downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father is curious so he wanders down stairs to see what his son is doing. As he's walking down the steps he hears a banging sound. When he gets to the bottom he sees his son pounding a nail into the wall. He says to his son, "What are you doing? I thought you were playing with your chemistry set. Why are you hammering a nail into the wall?" His son replied, "This isn't a nail, dad, it's a worm. I put these chemicals on it and it became hard as a rock." His dad thought about it for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what son, give me those chemicals and I'll give you a new Volkswagon." His son quite naturally said, ``Sure why not.'' The next day his son went into the garage to see his new car. Parked in the garage was a brand new Mercedes. Just then his dad walked in. He asked his father where his Volkswagon was. His dad replied, "It's right there behind the Mercedes. By the way, the Mercedes is from your mother."

96. Chemistry 101 [rec.humor.funny]
    Browse the Best of RHF General Jokes 9092 Next. chemistry 101.amoore@bunny.gte.com (Mark Moore). (sexual, funny)  
    http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q1/douche.html

97. Chemistry & Physics Jokes
    Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry Fromhjiwa@nor.chevron.com Canonical List Of Holiday humor From  
    http://chemistry.mtu.edu/~pcharles/PICTUREBOOK/ChemPhysJokes.html
    
    Extractions: Electrons: A hydrogen atom came running into a police station asking for help.... Administratum: Physicists at Harwell have discovered the heaviest element known to science, named Administratum. The new element has no protons or electrons, and has an atomic number of zero. However, it does have one neutron, eight assistant neutrons, ten executive neutrons, 35 vice neutrons and 258 assistant vice neutrons.

98. Humor Collection/Chemistry Experiments
    Crystal Garden Making a Superball Silicate Garden. Keyword(s) to search for.Search in all areas Search in humor/chemistry Experiments  
    http://techsupt.winbatch.com/webcgi/webbatch.exe?techsupt/nffunsupt.web Chemistr

99. Resources
    This site provides lots of information about using music and humor in scienceeducation, Excellent CDs of chemistry and physics songs for older youth.  
    http://www.tranquility.net/~scimusic/resources.html
    
    Extractions: AstroCapella 2.0: A Musical Exploration of the Universe a new enhanced CD by The Chromatics contains 13 songs about the solar system, plus movies, activities, etc. The rocking, high-energy, professionally recorded and produced songs cover topics in astronomy. Check one or the other of their web sites: The Chromatics or Astrocapella . NASA engineers and allies with too little to do? Astronomy Songs Beth's Rock Collection Beth Cook, a high school science teacher from Blue Springs, Missouri, has some excellent songs that she uses in her earth science classes. Geology Songs Weather Songs Rocks and Water Songs and other materials by Canadian folk singer Chris Rawlings. Rock 'n' Soil songs by Francis D. Hole (is this a made up name for an earth science teacher, or what?) and students at R. M. Teitelman School, Cape May NJ. The Biochemists' Songbook by Harold Baum. This book of 13 songs, published by Pergamon Press, first came out in 1982. (I understand that a later edition has 19 songs, but I only have the earlier edition myself.) The singer on the accompanying tape is Gary Bond (former rock musician and star of the Broadway musicals "Joseph" and "Evita"). The lyrics are set to some popular and/or classical tunes: for example, Waltz Round the Cycle (Waltzing Matilda), Battle Hymn of the Aerobes, Beta Oxidation (There's a Tavern in the Town), and so on. It may be hard to find, and it's not for everyone, but the songs do illustrate some heavy duty biochemical points.

100. Science Jokes
     Songs of Geology and chemistry and Other ScienceRelated Jokes and humor humor With chemistry Classes Video Found this from a suggestion via email.  
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