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Letters from a Nut (Hardcover) by Ted L. Nancy (Author) Jerry Seinfeld (Introduction), 2001 Seinfeld: "The Pilot" Season 4 (Episode #423-424) First Draft by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, 2004 Halloween [HALLOWEEN] by Jerry(Author) ; Bennett, James(Illustrator) Seinfeld, 2002-09-30 Seinfeld Reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm-Entertainment Weekly, September 4, 2009 issue-Cover photo of Jarry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Larry David, Michael Richards & Julia Louis-Dreyfus. by September 4, 2009 issue-Cover photo of Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Larry David, Michael Richards & Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Seinfeld Show Reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm-Entertainment Weekly, 2009 Seinfeld by Jerry Seinfeld, 2003-03 JERRY SEINFELD - ROLLING STONE - ISSUE # 691 - SEPTEMBER 22, 1994 by ROLLING STONE, 1994 Sein Language by Jerry Seinfeld, 1997 Seinlanguage by Jerry Seinfeld, 1994-12-31 WILD ABOUT SEINFELD.(Entertainment)(A die-hard Eugene fan proudly wears his piece of the comedian's act): An article from: The Register-Guard (Eugene, OR) Seinfeld fans can double-dip in Eugene.(Entertainment)(Tickets sell so well on the first day that the promoter adds a second show): An article from: The Register-Guard (Eugene, OR) SEIN LANGUAGE by Jerry Seinfeld, 1993 USA Weekend (October 29-31, 2010 - Kid's Health) by Drew Brees, Stephen King, et all 2010 Seinlanguage by Jerry Seinfeld, 1994 Sein Language by Jerry Seinfeld, 1993

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    Extractions: Styles: Comedy Decades Active: The most successful and influential comedian of his generation, Jerry Seinfeld's brilliant observational riffs on the minutiae of everyday life formed the basis of the television classic Seinfeld, the quintessential sitcom of the 1990s and one of the most beloved series in the history of the medium. Born April 29,... More Jerry Seinfeld on Comedy Fans of Jerry Seinfeld's hit comedy series Seinfeld shouldn't hold their breath Jerry Seinfeld on Comedy is not the long-awaited sequel to 1998's I'm Telling You for the Last Time. It is, however, a helpful, educational tool for would-be stand-ups who yearn for a glimpse into the hot comedian's mind. Through a series of interviews with former comic/motivational speaker Larry Wilde that span... More

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    Extractions: The Seinfeld Guide to Sex Are those the panties your mother laid out for you? - Jerry's lame attempt at talking dirty while seducing Elaine's secretary. It ruins the mood. (46) Backed Up - How Jerry is feeling because he hasn't had sex since his parents have come to stay with him. Buck Naked - Name George would call himself if he were a porn star. Changing Teams - Refers to homosexuals becoming straight and presumably vice-versa; despite Elaine's efforts, a gay guy doesn't do it. (96) Cleavage Peak - What George gets when the NBC president's teen daughter bends over. (54) Do Everything - An oral performance Elaine's saxophone-playing boyfriend refuses to give; when he finally does, he can no longer play the sax. (115) Fornicating Gourmet - What Jerry calls George after he is able to combine his two passions, food and sex. (152) Fugitive Sex - Mind-blowing sex George has after his convict girlfriend Celia breaks out of jail. (137) Home-Bed Advantage - Benefit one has when making love in one's own surroundings; what Jerry worries he will lose if Elaine moves into his building and drops by unannounced. (10) It - Elaine's term for a particular part of a man's body.

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    Extractions: "Jerry" "Elaine" Jerry Seinfeld Julia Louis-Dreyfus "George" "Kramer" Jason Alexander Michael Richards Welcome to Vandelay Industries , purveyor of fine latex products. Here is a collection of information about Seinfeld and the Seinfeld Mailing List, "Vandelay Industries". Episodes A collection of derived scripts from Seinfeld episodes. Thanks to Scott Simpson (simpson@bnr.ca). Images A collection of scanned images of The Fab Four from both print media and TV. Thanks to . Subway Picture A picture of the Four in a NYC Subway car. More Pictures Eight photos made available by NBC on AOL. Thanks to Joe Decker. Frequently-Asked-Questions Every detail about everyone that has ever been associated with Seinfeld. Thanks to Scott Simpson. Episode-Guide A comprehensive listing of the Title and brief description of every Seinfeld that has been broadcast. Thanks to Bob Warznak (rspw@iscp.bellcore.com). WWW Version of the Episode Guide A version of the Episode guide readable by Mosaic and other browers.

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    Extractions: UC Home Page showNetworkBanner(1); var story_id = 691138; Home Opinion By Saleha Ghani Published: Monday, March 8, 2004 Seinfeld fans only had to wait through three failed pilots starring their favorite Seinfeld characters and a few extra years before a TV show with a similar complexion made it on the air. On the show, David plays himself. Much like Seinfeld, in fact more so, he has kept the show close to his real life. His wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cheryl, is an environmentalist, just like his wife in real life. He brings in actor friends to play themselves, but usually ends up on their bad side by the end of the show.

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    Extractions: View Cart My Account Download Order Check e-file Status Home ... Tax Library Index Search FAQs On the television program "Seinfeld," Jerry's neighbor Cosmo Kramer is a man described as "having no visible means of support". He spends most of his time in Jerry's apartment and gets most of his meals by raiding Jerry's refrigerator and cupboards. The obvious question that has eluded viewers for years is: Can Jerry claim Kramer as a dependent on his income tax return? To answer that question we will have to examine the five tests for claiming dependents. All five must be met in order to claim a person as a dependent. The first test is that the person must be either a direct relative OR live with you for the entire year as a member of your household. Since Kramer is not Jerry's son, brother, father, or in-law, he would not qualify as a relative. He probably would also not qualify as a full-time member of Jerry's household since Kramer does seem to maintain an apartment of his own, although with as much time as he spends in Jerry's apartment he could conceivably give up the apartment. The second test is that Kramer must be citizen of the US or a resident of Canada or Mexico. Presumably Kramer is a US citizen, so, that test will not be a problem for Jerry to claim him as a dependent.

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