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George Carlin, Take-offs and Put-Ons - Vinyl LP The cunning linguist: George Carlin's literary genius.: An article from: Reason by Marty Beckerman, 2008-10-01 Carlin, George (1938): An entry from SJP's <i>St. James Encyclopedia of Popular Culture</i> by Jeff Ritter, 2000 George Carlin Reads to You [With Headphones] (Playaway Adult Nonfiction) by George Carlin, 2009-04 When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin, 3x Carlin: an Orgy of George: 2008 Day-to-Day Calendar by George Carlin, 2007-08-01 United States Air Force Airmen: Hunter S. Thompson, Warren Beatty, Morgan Freeman, Michael Nesmith, George Carlin, Gavin Macleod, Marvin Gaye George Carlin: 2009 Day-to-Day Calendar by LLC Andrews McMeel Publishing, 2008-10-01 Former Roman Catholics: Michel Foucault, James Joyce, Simón Bolívar, Anthony Quinn, Felix Dzerzhinsky, Roger Ebert, Jacques Brel, George Carlin He Who Gets Slapped by George A. Carlin, 1925-01-01 The George Carlin Collection [Vhs] by George Carlin; Greg Brunton, 2001-01-01 Acteur de Télévision: Leon Russom, George Carlin, Zachary Levi, José Luis López Vázquez, Kabir Bedi, Bernard Cribbins, Salem Ludwig (French Edition)

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41. George Carlin - A Place For My Stuff | Jef's Web Files
    george carlin A place for my stuff. Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That s all, a little place for my stuff. That s all I want,  
    http://www.jefallbright.net/node/1581
    
    Extractions: Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there. That's all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff. And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They never bother with that crap you're saving. All they want is the shiny stuff. That's what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get...more stuff! Sometimes you gotta move, gotta get a bigger house. Why? No room for your stuff anymore. Did you ever notice when you go to somebody else's house, you never quite feel a hundred percent at home? You know why? No room for your stuff. Somebody else's stuff is all over the goddamn place! And if you stay overnight, unexpectedly, they give you a little bedroom to sleep in. Bedroom they haven't used in about eleven years. Someone died in it, eleven years ago. And they haven't moved any of his stuff! Right next to the bed there's usually a dresser or a bureau of some kind, and there's NO ROOM for your stuff on it. Somebody else's s- is on the dresser. Have you noticed that their stuff is s- and your s- is stuff? God! And you say, "Get that s- offa there and let me put my stuff down!"

42. Crooks And Liars » George Carlin On Countdown - True Comic Standing
    (14267) video_mov Download (5135) Play (6390) Comedian george carlin sat down with Keith Olbermann on Tuesday’s Countdown and confesses that he  
    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/10/24/george-carlin-on-countdown-true-comic-s
    
    Extractions: @import url( http://static.crooksandliars.com/css/style.css?ver=2.3.a ); Crooks and Liars This Week's Top 5 Videos Hume and Wallace spar over Romney/McCain Liar-fight (7681 downloads) (4149 downloads) Is Mary Katherine Ham serious? (3515 downloads) (3477 downloads) Russert Missing in Action during Florida Republican Debate (2118 downloads) Donation Drive George Carlin On Countdown - True Comic Standing By: Logan Murphy on Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 at 9:01 AM - PDT digg_url = 'http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/10/24/george-carlin-on-countdown-true-comic-standing/'; digg_title = 'George Carlin On Countdown - True Comic Standing'; digg_skin = "compact";

43. George Carlin Talks Money With Bankrate.com
    carlin spoke with Bankrate.com about some of the financial aspects of his career, including living with constricting debt, the incredible productivity of  
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    Extractions: By Larry Getlen Compared to George Carlin, Chicken Little was an optimist. If Carlin met a man wearing rose-colored glasses, he'd rip them from the man's face, crack them in half and fling them across the room. The point, in case you missed it, is that Carlin can be a bit of a pessimist. According to Carlin, who by his own admission roots for society to destroy itself, our demise has not only begun, but is almost complete. By his thinking, humanity has plunged itself into the abyss of eternal damnation, destroyed its environment, allowed itself to be led astray by "the traders and high priests" (read: business and religion), mired itself in senseless belief systems and unworkable governmental and religious structures, and blinded itself with piety and greed and nonsense to the point where its eyes see all but its own enveloping free fall. If George Carlin wasn't hysterically funny, he'd be a real bummer at parties.

44. George Carlin | Stand-Up Comic Database | Dead-Frog - A Comedy Blog
    Profile of standup comic george carlin including complete works, jokes, reviews, links and video.  
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    Extractions: @import "http://www.dead-frog.com/?css=includes/all_css.v.1200018455"; @import "/comedians/site_css"; @import "http://www.dead-frog.com/thickbox/thickbox.css"; Search: Find a Comic: Born: May 12, 1937 Blue Meter: Dirty faves Must be a member to pick favorites Log-In or Register Members also liked: Colin Quinn Jonathan Katz Richard Belzer George Lopez ... Brian Regan Delivery: Material: Overall: Rate This Comic Read More Comments Life Is Worth Losing Buy: Amazon George Carlin on Comedy Buy: Amazon iTunes Complaints and Grievances Buy: Amazon iTunes The Little David Years: 1971-1977 Buy: Amazon iTunes You Are All Diseased Buy: Amazon iTunes Back in Town Buy: Amazon iTunes Killer Carlin Buy: Amazon iTunes Jammin' in New York Won the 1993 Grammy Award for Best Spoken Comedy Album Buy: Amazon iTunes Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics Buy: Amazon iTunes What Am I Doing in New Jersey? Buy: Amazon iTunes Playin' With Your Head Buy: Amazon iTunes Carlin on Campus A Place for My Stuff!

45. More Information On George Carlin
    Information on george carlin playing in Las Vegas.  
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    Extractions: Carlin started out as a radio disc jockey while serving in the US Air Force in Shreveport LA. Working with a partner, he began as a night club comedian in 1960 before striking out on his own two years later. Carlin made his first TV appearance as a guest on "The Merv Griffin Show" in 1965. His childhood dream of becoming an actor began to materialize with a recurring role as an agent for actress Ann Marie (Marlo Thomas) on the sitcom "That Girl" in the 1966-67 season. Work followed in a summer variety vehicle for John Davidson and a feature supporting role in "With Six You Get Eggroll" (1968). Though he may be best known for creating the amiably freaky Hippy Dippy Weatherman and controversial routines like "Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV"the playing of which resulted in NYC public radio station WBAI getting censured and fined by the FCC in the 70smuch of Carlin's humor consists of rather gentle observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language and reminiscences of a working-class Irish upbringing in NYC.

46. Religious Freaks » George Carlin’s Take On Religion
    george carlin cardinal glick Enjoy these words of wisdom on religion from george carlin. No its not work safe unless you have headphones (which I highly  
    http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/01/george-carlins-take-on-religion/
    
    Extractions: @import url( http://religiousfreaks.com/wp-content/themes/connections/style.css ); Web religiousfreaks.com Thu 1 Mar 2007 Posted by gasmonso under Atheism Video Clips Print This Post Enjoy these words of wisdom on religion from George Carlin. No its not work safe unless you have headphones (which I highly recommend). Thanks to Yeti for the video! Get the Flash Player to see the wordTube Media Player. HoHum Says:

47. George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine | TV, Music & Movies | Funny Videos, Pictures
    george carlin The Planet is Fine TV, Music Movies Funny Videos, Pictures and Jokes at JibJab.  
    http://www.jibjab.com/view/122257
    
    Extractions: logged_in = false; The Funniest Stuff on the Web. Every Day. document.write(""); Username: Password: Remember Me: $('login').style.display = 'none'; Search JokeBox... JibJab requires the latest version of the Adobe Flash Player. You can download and install the latest version at the Adobe web site by clicking here Uploaded by: CrotchSnot Category: Date: Views: Description: by excuseme Tue Mar 06 12:18:57 PST 2007 (10 months ago) i bet this one stirred up the environmentalists, i suppose they will blame Bush for this one also... :-D :-D :-D :-D reply by yabberjabber Tue Mar 06 14:32:20 PST 2007 (10 months ago) :-) HEY...the old geezer is still funny! :-D reply by yabberjabber Tue Mar 06 14:38:21 PST 2007 (10 months ago) Carlin...always so good at telling it like it IS... :-) ;-) ;-)

48. PRX » Pieces » HEAT -- George Carlin
    Boundary breaking performer george carlin joins John to chew on language, media and culture. This is a remarkable hour with carlin, one of the most  
    http://www.prx.org/pieces/17510
    
    Extractions: Browse pieces by length, topic, and format all search options PRX Home Pieces HEAT George Carlin Part of Series HEAT with JOHN HOCKENBERRY Length Licensor Murray Street Productions Producer(s) Murray Street Productions with WNYC for PRX / Murray Street with KQED-FM Formats Archival Interview Limited Series Topics Entertainment Humor Politics Produced Added to PRX You need to sign up or login to listen to pieces on PRX. John dissects language, media and culture with comedian George Carlin. http://www.murraystreet.com Host: John Hockenberry HEAT with John Hockenberry is a Murray Street Production, (originally produced in association with KQED and WGBH) as heard on NPR. Presented now exclusively on PRX by WNYC, New York Public Radio and PRX. Funds for this redistribution come from WNYC, and the PRX Reversioning Project. Additional support from KQED, Public Radio San Francisco. Engaging Humorous Offbeat English HEAT WITH JOHN HOCKENBERRY

49. Official Ticketmaster Site. George Carlin Tickets Northern Alberta
    Find and buy george carlin tickets Northern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium Edmonton, AB at Ticketmaster.ca.  
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50. George Carlin Tickets At StubHub!
    george carlin Tickets. Buy and sell george carlin Tickets and other Theater Tickets at StubHub! Buy your george carlin show ticket today.  
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51. George Carlin - Trailer - Showtimes - Cast - Movies - New York Times
    A biography and related information about george carlin.  
    http://movies.nytimes.com/person/10949/George-Carlin?inline=nyt-per

52. Fuck The Children | Harmful.cat-v.org | Cat-v Considered Harmful
    george carlin Something else I m getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk I have to listen to about children. That s all you hear about  
    http://harmful.cat-v.org/society/children/fuck_the_children

53. Carlinintro
    by george carlin. Funnier than Danny Kaye, more powerful than Jerry Lewis, as important as acid. That was Paul Krassner to me during the 1960s.  
    http://www.paulkrassner.com/carlinintro.htm

54. 7 Words
    Picture of george carlin. Seven Dirty Words. Back to the homepage. APPENDIX TO OPINION OF THE COURT. The following is a verbatim transcript of Filthy  
    http://www.cba.uni.edu/decencyl/7words.html
    
    Extractions: Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, [']cause words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, ['] cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words were

55. SNL Transcripts: George Carlin: 10/11/75: George Carlin Stand-Up II
    75a george carlin / Billy Preston, Janis Ian george carlin StandUp II george carlin makes faces Did you ever dial the phone and forget who you re  
    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75acarlin2.phtml
    
    Extractions: Why is there no blue food? I can't find blue food - I can't find the flavor of blue! I mean, green is lime; yellow is lemon; orange is orange; red is cherry; what's blue? There's no blue! Oh, they say, "Blueberries!" Uh-uh; blue on the vine, purple on the plate. There's no blue food! Where is the blue food? We want the blue food! Probably instores immortality!

56. George Carlin Discography
    Mothers Club; Killer carlin; Captain Jack Jolly george; War Pictures Indecent Exposure some of the best of george carlin  
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    Extractions: more updates and track listings by jescott@indiana.edu LP RCA LPM/LSP 3772 (1967) [mono/stereo] Early release with a completely different cover with photos of a young (and very different-looking) George Carlin. LP ERA Records EL 103 (mid to late 60's?; originally recorded in 1960) LP Camden CAS-2566 (1972) LP Little David LD 7214 (1972) Class Clown Bi-labial Fricative Attracting Attention Squeamish Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow Values (How much is that Dog Crap in the window?)

57. Famous Quotes By George Carlin
    Famous Quotes by george carlin. Quotes by george carlin. 106. I like this quote. george carlin. Born May 12, 1937 New York, New York  
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58. George Carlin Tickets - Great Source For George Carlin Comedy Show Tickets!
    george carlin tickets are on sale now at TickCo Premium Seating. Largest online selection of premium george carlin tickets anywhere!  
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    Extractions: You can order George Carlin tickets either online or by just picking up the phone. Click on the "View Show Tickets & Dates" link below to see all of George Carlin's upcoming comedy shows, or to order tickets online. If you do not wish to order your George Carlin tickets online, please call us at 800-279-4444. If you don't see the tickets you are looking for please call us. George Carlin Comedy Shows Unpredictable, Controversial, FUNNY! George Carlin is a favorite in American comedy. His irreverent attitude and his observations on language, psychology and religion along with many other taboo subjects have made him a comedy legend. George Carlin is a must see if you are looking for a funny and honest approach to views facing our society today. George Carlin has been in comedy for most of his life. Starting in radio, he tried the comedy scene in 1958 when fellow radio DJ Jack Burns assembled comedy routine and booked nightclubs. His popularity grew when he went solo, and by the 1970's, was recognized as one of the biggest comedians if the 20th century. George Carlin has since then been seen on TV and in the movies. Some of his movie credits include Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Jersey Girl.

59. George Carlin's 'Jesus' Book Banned From Wal-Mart - Entertainment News Story - W
    george carlin s Jesus Book Banned From WalMart. POSTED 1216 pm EST November 1, 2004. george carlin s latest tome is being blocked from sitting on the  
    http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/3879467/detail.html
    
    Extractions: Site Web Events Make wftv.com Your Homepage Tech/HDTV ... Entertainment Email This Story Print This Story POSTED: 12:16 pm EST November 1, 2004 George Carlin's latest tome is being blocked from sitting on the bookshelves at Wal-Mart. The Hollywood Reporter online says the actor and famed comedian's book, " When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? " has been banned from the nation's largest retailer. According to the Reporter , Carlin's spokesman said the book was not allowed in stores because its cover makes fun of the last supper but a Wal-Mart spokeswoman countered by saying the book would not "appeal to the majority" of the store's customers. Wal-Mart's spokeswoman, Karen Burk, did point out that the book was on the retailer's Web site, said the Reporter . Burk also noted that 3,500 copies that were mistakenly sent to stores have been recalled. Carlin is the second entertainer to have a book banned from Wal-Mart this month. The mega-retailer refused Jon Stewart's textbook parody "America (The Book)" because it contained photos of aged, nude bodies with Supreme Court Justice's heads topping off each of them. Previous Stories: October 21, 2004:

60. Salon Arts & Entertainment | Standup For Your Blights
    Standup for your blights george carlin talks about Littleton jokes, whiteyuppie cocksuckers and why he still loves his BMW.  
    http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/1999/06/23/carlin/
    
    Extractions: By Geoff Edgers June 23, 1999 L enny Bruce died. Richard Pryor got sick. Robin Williams, Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy started making movies. At 62, George Carlin is the last comic of his era who still makes a living on a stage. When he discarded his successful suit-and-tie act in 1970, Carlin took Bruce's place as the fearless, thinking comic of the counterculture. He also became one pissed-off motherfucker, at least in public, striking a me-against-the-world pose that hasn't softened a bit not even when he's giving interviews to plug his own album. Over the years, Carlin has branched out into tame television (a failed Fox sitcom, the children's show "Shining Time Station"), some minor film roles ("Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure," "Prince of Tides") and bestselling books ("Brain Droppings"), but stand-up performances remain his main gig. And even with 40 years behind him, Carlin is as busy as ever. He recorded "You Are All Diseased" for HBO at the Beacon Theater in New York earlier this year and released a CD version last month. The set is vintage Carlin, peppered with clever slams on religion, advertising and cigar smokers, or, as he calls them, "White pussy businessmen smoking a big brown dick."

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