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Carlin George:     more books (40)

Last Words: A Memoir by George Carlin, 2009-11-10 When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin, 2004-10-12 Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin, 2002-04-10 Brain Droppings by George Carlin, 2006-09-01 Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George by George Carlin, 2006-10-31 7 Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin by James Sullivan, 2010-06-08 George Carlin Reads to You by George Carlin, 2004-10-07 Conversations on the Edge of the Apocalypse: Contemplating the Future with Noam Chomsky, George Carlin, Deepak Chopra, Rupert Sheldrake, and Others by David Jay Brown, 2005-06-06 More Napalm & Silly Putty (Highbridge Distribution) by George Carlin, 2002-04-15 The George Carlin Letters: The Permanent Courtship of Sally Wade by Sally Wade, 2011-01-25 Murder at the Conspiracy Convention: And Other American Absurdities by Paul Krassner, 2002-06-01 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George by George Carlin, 2008 George Carlin Reads to You: New Expaned Edition - Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, and More Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin, 2009-12-08 OUI Magazine May 1980 BEBE BUELL & George Carlin interviews

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1. George Carlin - Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia
   George Carlin s most recent stand up routines are primarily focused on attacking the flaws in modernday America. He often takes on contemporary political  
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin
   
   Extractions: Manhattan New York City New York ... USA Medium stand-up television film books ... American 1956 – Present Genres Observational comedy Wit Word play ... Black comedy Subject(s) American culture English language everyday life childhood ... religion Influences Danny Kaye The Marx Brothers Spike Jones Ernie Kovacs ... Bill Hicks Influenced Chris Rock Lewis Black Jerry Seinfeld Jon Stewart ... Russell Peters Spouse Brenda Hosbrook

2. George Carlin Quotes And Biography. George Carlin Quotations.
   Read George Carlin quotes, biography or a speech. QuoteDB offers a large collection of George Carlin quotations, ratings and a picture.  
   http://www.quotedb.com/authors/george-carlin

3. George Carlin - Celebrity Atheist List
   (the following is extracted from George Carlin s HBO special, You Are All Diseased , recorded live at New York City s Beacon Theater on February 6, 1999)  
   http://www.celebatheists.com/index.php?title=George_Carlin

4. Jimpoz.com - George Carlin
   George Carlin () George Dennis Carlin. George Carlin. Born, May 12, 1937 decided July 3, 1978). The repository contains 17 quotes by George Carlin.  
   http://jimpoz.com/quotes/speaker.php?speakerid=32

5. George Carlin@Everything2.com
   Born May 12, 1936 George Carlin s mother fled his father taking George and his brother Patrick (age 5) with her. George Carlin attended Corpus Christi  
   http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=George Carlin

6. Comedy Central: Comedians: George Carlin
   GEORGE CARLIN began his professional career in radio at KIOE, Shreveport, LA in July, 1956 at the age of nineteen while serving in the USAF.  
   http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/c/george_carlin.jhtml
   
   Extractions: br>After splitting with Burns in 1962, Carlin spent about a year working in nightclubs without much success. In 1963, he found the Caf au Go Go in Greenwich Village and spent the better part of two years developing his comic style. It was in this folk/Jazz setting that he developed the first bits that got him on television with The Indian Sergeant, Wonderful Wino and Hippy Dippy Weatherman. br>In 1965, Carlin began to get extensive TV exposure: fifty-eight appearances in 1965 and 1966 alone, mostly on Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas. Network spots during that period included The Hollywood Palace, Jimmy Dean, Roger Miller and Carlin was a regular on Kraft Summer Music Hall with John Davidson, and the following year he starred with Buddy Greco and Buddy Rich on Away We Go, the summer replacement for Jackie Gleason. His first album, Take-Offs and Put-Ons, was released in 1967 on RCA Victor. Between 1967 and 1970, he made another eighty TV appearances, including Ed Sullivan, Tom Jones, Steve Allen, Jackie Gleason and Carol Burnett. He also worked in all major nightclubs, including the Frontier Hotel in Las Vegas.

7. George Carlin: Biography And Much More From Answers.com
   George Carlin Counterculture comedian George Carlin was born May 12, 1937, in the Bronx, New York. A disciple of Lenny Bruce , Carlin was arrested for.  
   http://www.answers.com/topic/george-carlin
   
   Extractions: BodyLoad('s'); Results for George Carlin On this page: Select Article AnswerNote Who2 Biography Artist Discography Actor Filmography Biography Quotes By Wikipedia Or search: - The Web - Images - News - Blogs - Shopping AnswerNote Source Counterculture comedian George Carlin was born May 12, 1937, in the Bronx, New York. A disciple of Lenny Bruce , Carlin was arrested for violating obscenity laws in 1972 after a radio broadcast of an uncensored version of his routine "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on Radio or Television." The broadcast became the center of a debate over censorship, and FCC legislation over profanity . A self-professed atheist and avid cocaine user, Carlin's adversaries deemed him anti-religious and disrespectful of society. Raised in a Roman Catholic home, and having been educated in parochial school, Carlin is said to have developed his negative attitude towards religion during his tenure as an altar boy. A high school dropout, Carlin enlisted in the army, got his high school equivalency, and moonlighted as a disc jockey at a Louisiana radio station, where he was stationed. In 1959, Carlin teamed up with Texas newscaster, Jack Burns, collaborating on a morning radio show in Fort Worth before relocating to Hollywood, where they attracted Bruce's attention. He helped Burns and Carlin secure appearances on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

8. George Carlin.com Starting Up...
   Contains a biography in timeline format, photographs, multimedia clips, merchandise, a forum and documents relating to the FCC vs.  
   http://www.georgecarlin.com/

9. George Carlin Quotes - The Quotations Page
   george carlin; Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and george carlin, george carlin You Are All Diseased  
   http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Carlin/

10. George Carlin
    Self george carlin 40 Years of Comedy. Visit IMDb for Photos, Filmography, Discussions, Bio, News, Awards, Agent, Fan Sites.  
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137506/
    
    Extractions: Now Playing Movie/TV News My Movies DVD New Releases ... search All Titles TV Episodes My Movies Names Companies Keywords Characters Quotes Bios Plots more tips SHOP GEORGE... DVD VHS CD IMDb George Carlin Quicklinks categorized by type by year by ratings by votes by TV series awards titles for sale by genre by keyword power search credited with tv schedule biography other works publicity contact photo gallery news articles message board official sites miscellaneous Top Links biography by votes awards news articles ... message board Filmographies categorized by type by year by ratings ... tv schedule Biographical biography other works publicity contact ... message board External Links official sites miscellaneous photographs sound clips ... video clips advertisement photos board add contact details Date of Birth: 12 May New York, New York, USA more Trivia: Some of his comedy influences include Spike Jones , the Marx Brothers... more Awards: more Jump to filmography as: Actor Producer Writer Composer ... Archive Footage Actor: George Carlin: It's Bad for Ya (2008) (TV) pre-production Happily N'Ever After (2007) (voice) .... The Wizard

11. 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes
    101 Greatest george carlin Quotes 101 Greatest george carlin Quotes The man who thinks “life is worth losing” turns 70 today. Here are 101 of his greatest  
    http://blogzarro.com/?p=226?fk

12. Filthy Words By George Carlin
    FCC transcript of the carlin monologue at issue in FCC v. Pacifica Foundation.  
    http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/conlaw/filthywords.html
    
    Extractions: The following is a verbatim transcript of "Filthy Words" (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation ) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission: Read it! (from audience) Shit! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, shit. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word shit is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that shit out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that shit anymore. I can't cut that shit, buddy. I've had that shit up to here. I think you're full of shit myself. (laughter) He don't know shit from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll shit on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the shit is going to hit de today . (laughter) Anyway, enough of that shit. (laughter) The big one, the word fuck that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, fuck, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) Fuck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a

13. Baseball Almanac - George Carlin In Baseball And Football
    One of the most famous standup baseball comedy routines was the following dialog by george carlin. These simple words simply cannot do the dialogue justice  
    http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor7.shtml
    
    Extractions: Site Navigation One of the most famous stand-up baseball comedy routines was the following dialog by George Carlin. These simple words simply cannot do the dialogue justice, but it is still quite funny and we hope you enjoy his comparison of Baseball and Football. "Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying." - George Carlin Baseball and Football by George Carlin Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out; sometimes unintentionally, he's out. Also: in football,basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.

14. George Carlin Quotes
    Here are the best george carlin quotes spoken by one of America s hippest comedians. These were thought to be, but are NOT george carlin quotes.  
    http://digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/george_carlin.html

15. George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story
    Grammywinning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author george carlin spoke of his doubts about the official 9/11 story during a recent appearance at  
    http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/291007_carlin_questions.htm
    
    Extractions: NAVIGATION Latest News THE ALEX JONES SHOW Listening Info Listen Live Sunday Show Podcast SERVICES Shopping Cart Infowars.net Newsgroup Forum ARCHIVES Subject Archives 9/11 Archive SPECIAL REPORTS Alex Jones Paul Watson Steve Watson LINKS Infowars.com Prisonplanet.tv JonesReport.com Martiallaw911.info CONTACT Advertise Contact Alex Contact Webmaster Link To Us ADVERTISEMENTS George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story Monday, October 29, 2007 digg_title = 'George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story'; digg_bodytext = 'Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author George Carlin spoke of his doubts about the official 9/11 story during a recent appearance at Borders bookstore in New York City, just a few blocks away from ground zero.';

16. Funny Stories And Jokes
    george carlin on Stuff. Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That s all, a little place All material written and owned by george carlin.  
    http://www.writers-free-reference.com/funny/story085.htm
    
    Extractions: Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there. That's all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff. And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They never bother with that crap you're saving. All they want is the shiny stuff. That's what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get...more stuff! Sometimes you gotta move, gotta get a bigger house. Why? No room for your stuff anymore. Did you ever notice when you go to somebody else's house, you never quite feel a hundred percent at home? You know why? No room for your stuff. Somebody else's stuff is all over the goddamn place! And if you stay overnight, unexpectedly, they give you a little bedroom to sleep in. Bedroom they haven't used in about eleven years. Someone died in it, eleven years ago. And they haven't moved any of his stuff! Right next to the bed there's usually a dresser or a bureau of some kind, and there's NO ROOM for your stuff on it. Somebody else's shit is on the dresser.

17. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Hurricane Rules
    Origins This list of supposed common sense rules has been attributed both to comedian george carlin and to New Orleans blues musician Bill Boudreaux.  
    http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/carlin.asp
    
    Extractions: #1. A manditory evacuation means just that... Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the arguement. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

18. George Carlin Quotes
    george carlin quotes,george, carlin, author, authors, writer, writers, people, famous people.  
    http://thinkexist.com/quotes/george_carlin/
    
    Extractions: George Carlin quote Similar Quotes . About: Addiction quotes Add to Chapter... show_bar(761553,'just-cause-you-got-the-monkey-off-your-back-doesn') George Carlin quote Similar Quotes Add to Chapter... George Carlin quote Similar Quotes Add to Chapter... George Carlin quote Similar Quotes Add to Chapter... George Carlin quote Similar Quotes . About: Authority quotes Add to Chapter... show_bar(207805,'i_have_as_much_authority_as_the_pope-i_just_don-t') George Carlin quote Similar Quotes . About: Funny quotes Add to Chapter... George Carlin quote Similar Quotes Add to Chapter... George Carlin quote Similar Quotes Add to Chapter... George Carlin quote Similar Quotes Add to Chapter... show_bar(344057,'some_people_see_things_that_are_and_ask-why-some') George Carlin quote Similar Quotes Add to Chapter...

19. George Carlin
    carlin speaks up about what s wrong with Mickey Mouse, baby boomers, private property, and political activism.  
    http://www.motherjones.com/arts/qa/1997/03/outspoken.html
    
    Extractions: South Carolina's Lasting Impact What's Next for (Bill) Clinton and the Anti-Obama Attack Machine? Obama Wins South Carolina; Plus, Bill's Jesse Jackson Comparison Exit Polls in South Carolina Point to Importance of Economy, Dirty Politics ... Dumps on Giuliani in McCain Endorsement G eorge Carlin wanted to be Danny Kaye when he grew up. Instead, his straight-arrow career was hijacked by the counterculture, and he became the angry voice of a generation. Today, he laments that generation's loss of idealism, but he does so driving a BMW and luxuriating in his private flotation tank, which he calls "Our Lady of Good Salt." After decades of misanthropic stand-up, Carlin promises that a newfound grace infuses his book Brain Droppings , which Hyperion is publishing this spring. "There's a surprising amount of innocence and sweetness in it," he says. And even though he excoriated Mickey Mouse when the "imaginary rodent's" 65th birthday became a news item, the comedian wants you to celebrate when he turns 60 in May.

20. Digg - George Carlin - Voting
    The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”  
    http://digg.com/comedy/George_Carlin_Voting
    
    Extractions: that one is good too - carlin is brilliant View replies to this comment (most popular has ... diggs) +123 diggs by kaelyiesta on My favorite motivational speaker. I don't call him a comedian, because what he says actually has a point to it. Joe bless George Carlin. View replies to this comment (most popular has ... diggs) below viewing threshold show comment -26 diggs by on Fuck voting.

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