Extractions: BY RICK PAULAS TALES OF THE HECKLE, PART II In the great history of Jeepers Creepers 2 Cocoon: The Return Teen Wolf 2 , and The Decalogue: Two , I present to you, the Internet reader, the second part of actual heckles sent in through electronic mail by other readers like you, except much more creative and boundlessly more attractive. This is, once again, a device used to give myself a little break from the hassle of deadlines ("the deadline breaks, then so do your fucking legs" is one of John Warner's favorite sayings; surprisingly, it never loses its impact) and the daily grind of answering phone tips regarding Jose Lima's wife and Zack Greinke's developing knuckleball. It may seem to be all fun and games on the other side of the pixilated screen, but for myself, it's a bane. And quite addicting. It will also give me some time to complete my move from Chicago to Los Angeles, the land of sublime and silicon. Perhaps you'll even see me. Maybe I'll be on the TV, in the background of one of those entourage Oscar-acceptance speeches. Or possibly I'll be manning the fry vat, salting your potato skins to complete your #4 meal deal. Or perhaps, years from now, you'll step over me on the street while I lay face-down in my own vomit, a mix of alcohol and shattered dreams. Either way, it'll be interesting. As always, thanks to everyone for writing in.
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Sports | Baseball | Canada.com todd hollandsworth doubled to left. Runner on second with none out and Michael Sergio Mitre doubled to left scoring todd hollandsworth with one out. http://sports.canada.com/default.asp?c=canada&page=mlb/scores/final/P147463.htm
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Detroit News Scoreboards Major League baseball Runners on first and second and todd hollandsworth due up. todd hollandsworth struck out swinging to end the inning. http://146.145.120.3/default.asp?c=detnews&page=mlb/scores/live/P145781.htm
Dan Patrick:Outtakes: Todd Helton (uncut) DP Best todd in baseball. TH Wow, that s a hard one. DP That s just total BS you don t think todd hollandsworth is better than you. http://espn.go.com/talent/danpatrick/s/2001/0725/1230839.html
Cubs Win In Wood's Return To Mound - Baseball - MSNBC.com and todd hollandsworth hit a runscoring single in the ninth inning for a hollandsworths second-inning single put Chicago ahead, but Halls homer http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8408839/
Extractions: CHICAGO - Kerry Wood returned, and the Chicago Cubs won again. Wood threw six sharp innings in his first start in two months, and Todd Hollandsworth hit a run-scoring single in the ninth inning for a 3-2 victory over the Milwaukee Brewers on Wednesday that extended Chicago's winning streak to four. Wood, who had not pitched since April 30 because of a strained right shoulder, allowed one run and two hits in six innings. He struck out nine, walked two and left after 91 pitches with a 2-1 lead. "I wasn't trying to do too much," said Wood, whose velocity reached 97 mph. "I was putting my fastball pretty much where I wanted to. My slider was good early, and I dropped in a couple of good curveballs." Chicago, which began the day 8½ games behind first-place St. Louis in the NL Central, got its top two starters back within a span of four days. Mark Prior started Sunday's 2-0 win over the White Sox, his first appearance since a line drive broke a bone in his right elbow on May 27.
National League Major League Baseball - Milwaukee Vs. Colorado todd hollandsworth went 3for-4 with a home run and three RBI and Gary Bennett had a three-run triple as the Colorado Rockies defeated the Milwaukee Brewers http://www.usatoday.com/sports/scores102/102200/20020719NL---COLORADO--0nr.htm
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National League Major League Baseball - Milwaukee Vs. Colorado After todd Zeile singled to put runners on the corners, hollandsworth hammered Cabrera s next pitch over the wall in rightcenter. http://www.usatoday.com/sports/scores102/102201/20020720NL---COLORADO--0nr.htm
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Fantasy Baseball: Player News Archive Feb 23, News, Manager Dusty Baker said todd hollandsworth has the edge on Hairston Jr. to be the Opening Day left fielder, the Chicago SunTimes reports. http://games.espn.go.com/cgi/flb/playernewsarchive?statsId=6127
Major League Baseball Transactions Texas Rangers Transactions 8/20/02, todd hollandsworth Activated OF todd hollandsworth off the 15day DL. 8/19/02, CJ Nitkowski Purchased the contract of LHP CJ Nitkowski from http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/transactions/index.jsp?c_id=tex&year=2002
Baseball Salaries, List NEW YORK (AP) The 2004 salaries for the 827 major league baseball players on todd hollandsworth 1000000 Ramon Martinez 900000 Paul Bako 865000 http://www.canoe.ca/BaseballMoneyMatters/salaries_players.html
Extractions: Charles Darwin's theory that the strongest species will find a way to outlast the weaker ones can easily be applied to Major League Baseball as well. Especially this time of year. The strongest teams go on a winning streak, the best players get hot , and issues like injuries and playing time work themselves out for the good teams and bury the bad ones. The strong are outlasting the weak. At the same time, intangible elements about the baseball season begin to take their toll. Pitchers who have spent the whole season giving up gopher balls in hitter-friendly parks wear down and either get hurt or burn out mentally; batters get weary of trying to pump home runs out of SBC Park or Petco Park and go into slumps. Yes, even the ballparks themselves play a role in determining which teams are the fittest to survive.
BASEBALL NOTE 200405 Major League baseball free agent signings of Florida minor league todd hollandsworth, of Chicago (NL) 1 year, $900000 Cory Lidle, http://slam.canoe.ca/StatsBBM/BC-BBM-LGNS-AGENTSIGN-R.html
Strikethree.com Baseball News, Analysis, And Commentary Strikethree.com is baseball news, analysis, commentary and humor. Offensively, Larry Walker, todd Helton, todd hollandsworth and todd Zeile (whats with http://www.strikethree.com/02/02/27/dave.shtml
Extractions: Can you write or draw? Would you rather put bamboo shoots up your fingernails than read the average sportswriter? You might have a future! Let us be your stepping stone Hot Stove: Blessed In the West Dave Paisley Given all that, I then calculated a winning percentage using the time-honored Pythagorean method. I also figured out how much above or below average the offense and defense were, with a combined total. You can see the results in the tables below. Team OPS ERA RS RA W% W Off Pit/Def Total SF AZ COL SD LA Next we have our returning World Series champs. They really look stocked on the pitching front, with Rick "just glad to be out of Texas" Helling, Brian Anderson, Miguel Batista and Armando Reynoso providing more than adequate backup. I haven’t mentioned bullpens much here because I don’t think they really have that much influence, but getting Matt Mantei back to go with a maturing Byung Hyun Kim could give the Snakes an amazing pitching staff.
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Indiana Baseball Hall Of Fame Phil Wendell todd Wellmeyer, Cubs, signed baseball. Gary Meyer- Alex Graman, Troy Stuart- Dusty Baker, Mark Prior, todd hollandsworth signed ball http://www.indbaseballhalloffame.org/golfclassic.html
Chicago Cubs Player Information todd hollandsworth 28 RF, Current Status Active. Full Name todd Mathew hollandsworth. Born 04/20/1973. Birthplace Dayton, OH. Height 6 2 Weight 215 http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=116075
